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- Narrated by: Leslie Jones, Chris Rock
- Length: 16 hrs and 32 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER with 5+ hours of bonus material not found in the print version and read by Leslie Jones. AudioFile Magazine awarded the recording an ‘Earphones Award’, saying: “No listener can leave this memoir unaffected as Jones laughs and sobs, sharing the highs and lows, joys and sorrows of her full life.”
Hey you guys, it’s Leslie. I’m excited to share my story with you.
Now, I’m gonna be honest: Some of the details might be vague because a b*tch is fifty-five and she’s smoked a ton of weed. But while bits might be a touch hazy, I can promise you the underlying truth is REAL. Whether I’m talking about my childhood growing up in the South, my early stand-up days driving from gig to gig through the darkest parts of our country and praying I wouldn’t get murdered, what Chris Rock told Lorne Michaels, that time I wanted to shoot Whoopi Goldberg on SNL, and yeah, I’ll tell you all about Ghostbusters and the nudes and Supermarket Sweep and The Daily Show . . . I’m sharing it all here. It’s not easy being a woman in comedy, especially when you’re a tall-*ss Black woman with a trumpet voice. I have to fight so that no one takes me for granted, and no one takes advantage. These are the stories that explain why. (Cue the Law & Order theme.)
What the critics say
"This refreshingly uncensored book will appeal to Jones’ many fans and to anyone who appreciates the struggles Black female comics face on the road to success."—Kirkus Reviews
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- Alison
- 2024-03-03
She’s undeniable!
I just know the physical book is nothing like the audiobook, and I’m sad for those who are missing out.
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- C. Browder
- 2024-01-04
I always liked Leslie Jones...
... and after reading this book, I LOVE her! She's gone through so much and has kept a positive attitude with impeccable humour. I don't even know how you'd read the hard copy of this book... her laugh is infectious!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-10-31
Loved it
Didn’t feel like she was reading a book- felt like she was in the room talking to me. Exactly what I wanted
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-12-03
The tickle
Damn - Leslie Jones… you’re a wow. I am so glad I listened to you narrate this - never heard anything like this. You are such a star and so much real talk. Major takeaways (I.e. my funeral plans are definitely sub-par), and major tickles. Thank you SO much for gifting the world with your light. I’m devastated the book is done - I may have to listen to this again. So much love.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-09-29
Best audiobook I’ve ever listened to
Leslie Jones reads like she speaks. She tells it like it is. I laughed with her and cried with her. Amazing.
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- Megan Hayward
- 2023-10-01
Fantastic listen!
Leslie conveys so much emotion and sincerity narrating that it doesn’t sound like she’s reading off of a page at all! It feels like you’re grabbing a coffee with her. I am sad that I have now finished this one as it was a fantastic listen.
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- Sandy H
- 2023-10-07
Wish it were longer
Yes, it’s already 16+ hours long, but I’m going to miss having what feels like my best friend talking to me every day to/from work. Only Matthew McConaughey narrates as naturally as Leslie Jones does. There is a lot of honesty, vulnerability, and foul language in this book, just as there should be! She is one of my favorite comics/entertainers. She’s genuine, hilarious…she’s Leslie F*ing Jones!
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- Toronto Buyer
- 2023-10-04
AMAZING!!!
So wonderful to listen to Leslie’s story in her own words and “read” in her own style ! Loved it.
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- jesse Syrowitz
- 2023-10-15
so good
not many things make me laugh out loud, this did. What a great life story, raw and real, but also HILARIOUS.
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- Kris
- 2024-02-02
a good listen
This is an enjoyable listen. Was a very real story. She talked about the journey, the highs and the lows. enjoyable.
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