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The Blade Itself
- The First Law: Book One
- Narrated by: Steven Pacey
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Inquisitor Glokta, a crippled and bitter relic of the last war, former fencing champion turned torturer, is trapped in a twisted and broken body - not that he allows it to distract him from his daily routine of torturing smugglers.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-04-11
A slow burn, but a good one
I've gone through a lot of the fantasy series, and was hoping to come across another good one that could keep me going for a while. The book, and the other 2 in the series, are slow but good. The narrator is amazing and makes a serious contribution to the enjoyment of the book/series; probably the best narrator i have yet to come across. As a standalone book, this one would not likely do, but if you're looking for a new series, and you like the fantasy realms, this is a solid choice.
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- Jay Squanson
- 2020-12-15
F*** is book awesome!
This is my favorite fantasy novel series ever. I've read got's five times. This is just as good if not better and Joe is consistently putting out new books! I'm so excited for you to come into this series with fresh eyes.. I'm jealous in fact. I cant say how much enjoyment I've gotten out of these books and recommend it to anyone who will listen. just... great .. that is all.
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- Yannick Jean
- 2019-09-27
Stop reading, buy it already !
A very fine book. A masterpiece of a performance, if allowed I would give far more than 5 star to the narrator.
Not to say, the story isn’t worth your time its a wonderful bit of storytelling. Truly something not to be missed !
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- Ryan Gallaher
- 2018-10-25
Fantastic performance, character driven
The narrator was awesome. Voices for characters drew me right into the story. The story... the majority of the book.. is completely character driven but the characters are very interesting. There is also a quite interesting deeper story that is slowly, slowly teased out to the reader.
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- Anonymous User
- 2018-04-18
The Blade Itself
The only thing I can really say about this one is, bravo to all involved! I supplement my reading of the physical book with the audiobook and everything flowed together beautifully. Mr. Pacey truly brings all characters to life with his vocal range and expression. Definitely a solid listen and I'll be purchasing the other audiobooks in this series because they're just that good!
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- Al Marenco Saenz
- 2023-04-03
Phenomenal book, hit or miss performance.
The book is impeccable. The characters are some of the most delightful I have encountered in fantasy. Even the most heinous bastard in the book had me caring what happened. The performance however is another matter. Some, like Glokta were perfect, but for some reason, a lot of characters sounded like they had speech impediments for no reason, it’s like the voice actor didn’t quite know how to portray the different accents so instead of accents he made everyone ‘foreign’ sound as if they had a sock stuck in their mouth. It was most distracting. A small blemish on a ridiculously good book.
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- Kyle Miller
- 2022-12-06
Very Good Book
I needed a break from wheel of time, so I thought I’d give this a try.
This book is a pretty good fantasy book for sure. It isn’t full of death and destruction like I was led to believe but full of lots of likeable characters that you shouldn’t sympathize with but you do anyways. Performance is a tad over the top but all in all pretty fine story. Starting the next one now!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-09-01
Outstanding
Phenomenal series. Love the gritty style, the character development, the political intrigue. Say one thing for Steven Pacey: say he's the best narrator in the business.
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- Kenneth W Drake
- 2022-02-21
very slow start.
the whole novel kind lf felt like one big intro/tutorial until getting to the end. the pay off is great, sure. but the process getting there isn't always fun. heard the next book gets better with pacing -since you already know the gang at this point.
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- Evan Trites
- 2021-05-07
Splendid!
Absolutely loved it! From start to finish I was enthralled. The format of the book is similar to SoiaF or GoT's, each chapter focuses on one of the main characters at a time usually and tells the tale from their PoV and inner thoughts. All of the characters are VERY lovable and I cannot wait to get into the 2nd book to figure out this mystery.
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- Jefferson
- 2013-01-30
Violent, Ironic, and Absorbing Epic Fantasy Noir
In Joe Abercrombie's The Blade Itself (2006), swords, knives, axes, maces, spears, staves, bows, crossbows, tongs, chisels, lumber, fists, feet, arms, legs, teeth, and magical force all are put to bloody use during scenes of cinematic graphic violence ranging in scale from arrests and interrogations to ambushes and skirmishes (full scale battles are sure to come in the second or third novels in Abercrombie's epic fantasy noir First Law trilogy). But good as Abercrombie is with a blade, he really excels at character development, irony, and humor.
The Blade Itself focuses on the troubles of the Union: the king is senile, his callow sons are unfit to lead after him, squabbling factions weaken the government, the over-taxed peasants are restive, the Northmen have invaded from the north, and the Gurkhul Empire is preparing to attack from the south. Into this situation Joe Abercrombie introduces three main point of view characters, each of whom is darkly delightful to follow.
--Logen Ninefingers, the most feared warrior of the North, is a killer who has come to regret his bloodthirsty youthful exploits. Surprisingly for a "barbarian," he is philosophical and open-minded--but look out if his Mr. Hyde berserker alter-ego the Bloody Nine surfaces! Acting on advice from spirits, Logen heads south to meet a mage who's seeking him. What will he make of civilization and it of him?
--Sand dan Glokta sourly remembers his glory days as the champion swordsman and star noble of the Union, which ended during the last war against the Gurkhul Empire when he was captured and tortured for two years. Now thirty-five, he is an ostracized, cynical cripple, limping around in constant pain as an Inquisitor for the Inquisition. Glokta regularly asks himself why he's doing what he does, even as he tortures confessions out of small fry "traitors" like plump merchants. Will he ever uncover the true enemies of the state?
--And Captain Jezal dan Luthar is a vain, snobbish, and lazily ambitious nobleman, expert in winning his fellow officers' money in cards and leading them in drunken debauchery. Does he have the desire required to train seriously enough to win the Union's annual swordsmanship competition? Will he ever fall in love or mature?
Abercrombie writes interesting supporting characters, too, among them Major Callem West, a farmer's son who rose through the ranks by dint of hard work and courage; Ardee West, Callem's intelligent and frustrated sister, who chafes at being limited to a woman's role; the Dogman, the scout for a band of Northern outlaws who believe their chief, Logen, is dead; Ferro, a black-skinned, yellow-eyed, snarling female ex-slave criminal warrior who lives for revenge; and Bayaz, the centuries-old, legendary First of the Magi who thinks that world affairs could use a little wizardly aid again. The Blade Itself is great fun when its characters--each with different cultures, backgrounds, personalities, prejudices, and agendas--spend time together.
With rich irony, Luthar and Glokta see the powerful mage Bayaz as an "old lunatic" or an "old fraud." The caustic thoughts of Luthar and Glokta often hilariously contradict what they say, especially when kowtowing to superiors. Logen has some great lines, too, as when Bayaz explains to him that civilized people enjoy the theater, and he says, "Stories? Some people have too much time on their hands." There are plenty of funny similes, as when Bayaz sends an obnoxious Northern prince packing with "a face as red as a slapped arse." There are plenty of pointedly comical situations, too, as when Bayaz leads his gormless apprentice and Logen into a theatrical supply shop to buy gaudy costumes with which to convincingly play their real roles. Even the action scenes have funny touches, as when Ferro and Logen are being chased over city roof tops by persistent Inquisition "Practicals," and they crash through a roof and land in a bed in a room and Logen thinks, "In bed with a woman again, at last."
Stephen Pacey reads the novel masterfully, turning a four star work into a five star one through his use of different voices and accents for the characters from different cultures and backgrounds. He gives Glokta a gap-toothed lisp, Bayaz a John Geilgud-esque sly grandeur, Logen a Northern England accent, Ferro a feral attitude, and so on, each choice entertainingly enhancing Abercrombie's characterizations.
The Blade Itself does have plenty of typical features of the epic fantasy genre, such as the identity-less, Orc-like Shanka overrunning the far north, the evil Prophet sending evil cannibal mages on evil missions, and the varied group of people preparing to go on a vital and dangerous quest led by an old wizard. But Abercrombie gives the genre a fresh spin with his anti-hero heroes, unpredictable plot developments, irony, and entertaining imagination.
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- Eugene
- 2010-08-05
Great Book
I have listened to a ton of Fantasy based novels from George RR Martian to Jim Butcher. This author in this series is as good as any of them. You will not be disappointed with this book! The reader is great and the story line is well thought out. I have to say that I am especially impressed with the characters as each one of them has there positive as well as negative attributes.
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- Steven
- 2010-09-17
Steven Pacey is magnificient.
I've listened to many audio books and in my opinion Steven Pacey is in a league of his own. The characters come to life in his voice. But even a good narrator must have something with which to work. The Blade Itself lends a wonderful story to a magnificient voice. If one loves fantasy one must own this title.
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- Lauri
- 2010-09-05
Great Potential, but Book One Doesn't Stand Alone
Book one is well written, has interesting characters and is very well read. It serves to build the characters, twine them together and set the stage for a great epic resolution. Just as the reader is prepared for great battles and great twists of fate that will surely bring all the characters together again - book one ends leaving only questions and no resolutions.
This book is not a waste of your time or your credit, but you'll be disappointed if you don't have book two and possibly book three to step into.
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- Tom
- 2010-08-12
Great Listen!!
What a Great book!. The Story is very smooth. The Characters are well developed and likable. Its got all you want in a fantasy book. Blood, guts, magic, heroes and villains. its got alot of action and some good humor blended in. The narrator does a great job. cant wait to listen to the next two books. And im sure if your a Geaorge RR Martain fan..you will enjoy this too.
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- David
- 2010-11-09
Thrilling ordeal
Abercrombie uses this book to assemble his cast of characters, and a fascinating and irresistible crew they are. Flawed, idiosyncratic, dangerous and often quite funny when they least mean to be, they have been dragged kicking and screaming into his tale and, by the end of the book, he has them all moving reluctantly in the same direction. The wonder is that, while we know the "real" story has not even begun yet, he has already ushered us through a harrowing and thrilling ordeal filled with brilliant detail. Simultaneously, along the way, he has introduced us to a fully imagined world which is remarkably convincing. And as several other reviewers have remarked, not the least of the attraction is that the characters we meet are complex and unlikely heroes.
I bought this audiobook because I so enjoyed "Best Served Cold," by the same author. I was slightly apprehensive because a part of the attraction of that book was the narrator, Michael Page, who did a superb job. I was a bit sad that he was not the narrator for this one as well. To my amazement I found that Steven Pacey was at least Page's equal and perhaps even a demi-shade better. This is a wonderful marriage of great writing and great reading.
I am going to have to delay reading the second and third books in this series because I am loathe to have the whole thing end. Anticipation will heighten the experience, I think. In any event, Abercrombie is now among my very favorite authors of this genre.
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- Lanfear
- 2011-03-02
Finally,more adult fantasy!
I cannot say enough about this series...except I want more! I am a big fan of Robert Jordan and GRRM and was beginning to despair that the rest were all for "young adults." Joe Abercrombie doesn't hold back. I was swept up in a world that was realistic and fantastic at the same time. Some people complain about the language but the use of "foul language" keeps you rooted in the world. This is a dark and gritty tale meant for adults. This is a must read for GRRM fans! You'll find yourself loving and hating characters at the same time much like you do in A Song of Ice and Fire! Narration was excellent!
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- Marlene Monacoli
- 2010-09-02
Just a great a book....
This is just a great book and an excellent begining to a promising triology. All the elements are here...excellently written, superb narration, multidimensional characters, a large world, magic, violence, romance, war, and politics. Sometimes funny, always engaging and thoroughly enjoyable…sucks you in and pins you there as you ride along with the story. Easily on par with Mistborn, A Song of Fire and Ice and The Wheel of Time. Can't wait to hear books 2 and 3.
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- Kindle Customer
- 2010-09-15
It's terrible
I'm a fantasy buff, but I'm left scratching my head at the high rating on this one. I thought it was terrible. Not poorly written - boring. Between the torturer, the playboy and the whining soldier, I felt absolutely no connection with the characters. Furthermore, there are no female characters within the first two hours or likeable qualities in the main characters. I say two hours because that's when I quit. Save your money and get Sanderson's new Way of the Kings instead. That's a great listen.
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- Lore
- 2013-03-02
Great listen! Perfect combo of author & narrator.
Joe Abercrombie has created a cast of characters that just ooze personality and Steven Pacey has brought them to life with a wide array of engaging voices. This is the first book I have listened to involving either Joe or Steven but it certainly won't be the last!
There are 3 main point-of-view characters in the Blade Itself:
The first is Logen Ninefingers, a Northman known as "The Bloody-Nine." The nickname comes from the wake of corpses he has left in his past as well as the fact that he is missing one of his fingers. Logen has a surprisingly easy going personality for someone with his bloody history and is often surprised by the fact that he is "still alive" whenever he survives yet another life threatening encounter.
Inquisitor Glokta is a bitter, crippled torturer who would like nothing more than to torture whoever it was that invented stairs, which are the bane of his existence. He learned how to torture and break people first hand when he was a prisoner of war and it was done to him. He bears many permanent handicaps including the fact that half his teeth were removed in such a way that his remaining upper and lower teeth never overlap and he cannot chew solid food.
And finally, Jezal dan Luthar, is an arrogant, self-centered nobleman who has every advantage in life and takes it all for granted. He is a promising swordsman who really doesn't want to work hard to realize his true potential. His father's wealth has provided him an entry into the Contest, the most prestigious fencing tournament in the Union, and he seems determined to embarrass his family name and throw this opportunity away.
What really amazed me about the book is none of these 3 main characters is all that likeable and their stereotypes are somewhat cliché in the fantasy genre. They have many undesirable traits, they act in unethical ways, and there is really no reason to like any of them, but I loved them all! It was the perfect combination of Joe Abercrombie's writing with Steven Pacey's reading that made we want to spend more time with each of them, learn more about their pasts, and find out what happens to them in the future.
Once Bayaz, the First of the Magi, entered into the picture things were building up to something special. Bayaz acts as a catalyst that turns everyone else's life upside down and he assembles many of the characters into an incompatible group of personalities for a purpose only he knows. I found myself ready to go on a grand adventure with this unlikely collection of individuals and then the book was over. This is the only reason I do not give this book a 5 star rating overall. It set the stage nicely, but then it just ended.
If you are looking for a single book experience then I must caution you against this book; however, if you want to be entertained and you are willing to commit to more than one book, then this is a credit well spent.
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- DE LAZZARI Océane
- 2022-12-28
Super narrateur mais histoire pas à mon goût
Très bon narrateur mais je n'ai pas adhéré à l'histoire. Trop complexe si vous n'avez pas un certain niveau en anglais.
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- Client d'Amazon
- 2021-06-19
Histoire incroyable
Le meilleur roman de fantasy que j'ai lu depuis longtemps. Tous les personnages sont très credibles et intéressants. Il n'y a pas de vénération des heros ici comme dans les vieilles formules fatiguées qu'on a vu plein de fois avec ce type de livre dans le passé.
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- Chairswirl
- 2021-06-09
Recommend wholeheartedly
Great start to a certainty epic story with superb voice-acting mixing action, suspense, humor, mystery, and much more... The inventive and diverse characters are well-developed. The good guys’ motivations aren’t totally good and the bad guys’ motivations aren’t totally bad. The multiple pov storytelling is really well-executed. At times it is just hilarious without ever falling into parody. If you already love fantasy or are looking for an entry into the genre I recommend this book wholeheartedly. I didn’t hesitate a second to purchase the next book in the series!
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- Anonymous User
- 2020-04-15
Grim dark fantasy with great voice acting !
The Book is a bit slow and is more of an introduction to the world, where things slowly get in motion. I did enjoy it very much, the writting is crisp, a bit grim and smart. The characters and their inner monologues a lot of fun and really set the tone. Really impressed by the actions scenes that are very vivid, usually I find those quite hard to enjoy in Books.
Steven Pacey really brings it all to life, his performance is amazing, top notch !! Probably one of the best I've heard.
overall a great novel, jumping in the sequel right away.
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