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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
- The Hitman's Guide, Book 2
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Jackson
Now that Leland’s decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we’ve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn’t know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it’s not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland’s gun shrine - or stop him from making our cases “more exciting” by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right?
Wrong.
We’ve been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victim’s body, we realize that this could ruin our lives forever.
Leland:
I wasn’t involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note, but I wouldn’t do that to Jackson -especially after I promised him that I wouldn’t take a hit ever again. At least, not without telling him. I’m finally starting to learn that we’re stronger together, and I’m not going to jeopardize that.
Luckily for both of us, this copycat doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Game’s on, fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well, maybe you can, but that’s beside the point, because I will protect Jackson no matter what, even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really, that wasn’t my fault. He should learn how to swim better.)
This audiobook contains: Disco ball piñata, camping with Sasquatch, an acrobatic housekeeper named “Mr. Cleanyface”, a questionable massage table, weapons everywhere, Jackson’s nemesis - the fence, a turkey showdown, aerial silk antics, a reappearance of Blow-up Randy, over-the-top body armor, too many hitmen, and so many emotions that Leland’s chest might explode. This is the second book in a series - while you could listen and enjoy it on its own, you really should listen to The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love for maximum enjoyment.
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- Jay. C
- 2020-06-12
A second amazing book by Alice Winters
I was completely blown away by the first book in this series and couldn’t wait to read this second book. It didn’t disappoint. It was extremely well written and read. I couldn’t put it down. I highly recommend this book to everyone. I again found myself completely drawn in and caught myself walking along laughing to the bright humour and captivated by the will spun writing. I highly recommend this and the previous book in the series. A hatchet thank you to Alice Winters for another engaging read. I will not hesitate to obtain other books from this talented author.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-04-30
Perfection!
Another hilarious story from Alice Winters, and the narration takes 8t to a whole other level! Michael Ferraiuolo is a genius!!!
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- Snowflake1955
- 2022-05-10
Probably Funnier than the Last One!!!
If Sasquatch Jackson isn’t a classic yet, it should be. Keep the Kleenex handy as you will laugh your ass off! Thanks Alice and Michael! You made my day! 😁
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