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  • The Hostile Hospital

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events #8
  • Written by: Lemony Snicket
  • Narrated by: Tim Curry
  • Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (17 ratings)

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The Hostile Hospital

Written by: Lemony Snicket
Narrated by: Tim Curry
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Publisher's Summary

Dear Listener,

This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

There are many pleasant things to listen to, but this audio contains not one of them. Within it are such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to hear about such things.

I have sworn to research this story, and to record it as best I can, so I should know that this audio is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

©2001 Lemony Snicket (P)2001, 2003 HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

What the critics say

"Tim Curry is in his element performing Lemony Snicket. He offers abundant vocal impersonations, including real-sounding children; the excitement of squeaks, screams, and groans; and then, soothingly, a clear, warm narrative voice. Ideal for children and parents with imagination and a sense of the absurd." (AudioFile)

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I loved listening to this book. It kept me entertained and interested! I am loving the narration and the content. Absolutely riveting.

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A Very Frightening Depiction

The Hostile Hospital is one of my favourite books in the series and the narrator is fantastic! Everyone should read these books they are extremely underrated.

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