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Third Eye

Written by: Felicia Day
Narrated by: Sean Astin, Felicia Day, Neil Gaiman, LilyPichu, London Hughes, Wil Wheaton, full cast
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2024 Audie Award winner for Audio Drama

Get ready for a hilarious fantasy adventure crafted by master storyteller Felicia Day. This epic and captivating audio experience is performed by an incredible ensemble cast including Felicia herself, Wil Wheaton, Sean Astin, LilyPichu, London Hughes, and the incomparable Neil Gaiman as The Narrator.

Once upon a time, in the magical land of San Francisco, there lived a not-so-ordinary girl named Laurel Pettigrew. She was supposed to be the Chosen One. The plan was simple: She would vanquish the great evil Tybus in an epic battle. But destiny had other ideas, and Laurel's performance in the whole heroics department was a colossal flop.

Now, instead of being a legendary hero, Laurel's the resident pariah of the magic realm. And what’s worse, the dark wizard Tybus swooped in, took over the realm, and forced all supernatural creatures to live under his tyrannical rule. He’s even stripped away the magical powers of those who refused to join his wicked cause. Yeah, everyone hates her. Well, everyone except her two roomies—Sybil, the sassiest diva of a fairy, who could throw shade with the flick of a wing. And Frank, the vampire who rocks a bald spot and a serious paunch. They are the real MVPs, the ride-or-die buddies who have her back, no matter how many colossal fails she racks up.

And it’s all about to get even weirder. Along comes Kate, a Normie who somehow knows more about Laurel than Laurel knows about herself. Turns out, she's got some secrets up her sleeve that might just give Laurel a shot at redemption and a chance to rewrite her destiny.

Third Eye is a side-splitting adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Laurel and her ragtag team of misfits must embark on a wild journey to take down Tybus. It's a treacherous path, but they'll have to put their differences aside and work together. Get ready to laugh, gasp, and cheer as they stumble their way toward an epic showdown.

The full cast includes Felicia Day, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Judge, Carolyn Seymour, Laraine Newman, Wil Wheaton, Danny Pudi, Sean Astin, LilyPichu, London Hughes, Alan Tudyk, Nyima Funk, Hudson Yang, Amir Talai, Sean Giambrone, Jade Hykush, Janet Varney, Lila Sage Bromley, Amy Okuda, Phil LaMarr, Steve Agee, Kate Miccuci, Jeff Lewis, Troy Baker, Harvey Guillen, Weird Al Yankovic, Kristian Nairn, and Jonah Ray Rodrigues.

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Tv for your ears, in the best possible way. Great fun guessing all the voice actors.

Terrific

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This is not a serious novel. If you take it even half seriously, you will be disappointed. But if you go into this in a silly mood, you will love it.

Third Eye is silly, filled with flawed characters. Plot details don't matter much - it's the characters and their personalities that drive the whole story, from the controlling, self-centered helicopter mom to the promiscuous, vapid fairy princess to the sardonic and corporate glee of the local evil boss. Together, they're a lot like Buffy the Vampire Slayer's 'Scooby Gang', if they were in a comedy. It's all brought to life by a huge cast of very good actors who all ham it up as much as humanly possible, then contrasted with the dry sardonic wit of the narrator.

You won't regret listening to this audiobook... unless you're sober.


Wacky, silly, and fun

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Third Eye was hilarious while leaving the story tight and full of twists. Many predictable and obvious start points were suddenly changed in unexpected ways. I found myself laughing out loud a lot and I'm encouraging my wife to listen to it next.

Unexpectedly clever and modern

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Such a fantastic cast and fun story. Would listen even if it was just Felicia Day telling the story all by herself!

Great story, great performances!

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This is a hilarious, well-paced story! production value is top notch and the voice acting excellent - the whole thing comes immediately to life in your mind's eye. Would 💯 recommend!

Extremely entertaining!

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