Thus Spoke My Therapist

Thus Spoke My Therapist: Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown is your one-way ticket to understanding one of history’s most misunderstood philosophers—without needing a doctorate or a prescription for existential dread.

This isn’t your professor’s Nietzsche. It’s Nietzsche with a cocktail of sarcasm, clarity, and just enough emotional damage to be relatable. Philosophy grad student and sarcasm connoisseur Sophia Blackwell slices through the fog of German metaphysics to deliver a book that actually explains what the mustachioed madman was on about—and makes you laugh so hard you forget you're spiraling.

Inside, you'll find:

• Why "God is dead" isn’t just something said by goth teenagers.
• How Christianity pulled off history’s greatest guilt trip.
• What the "will to power" has to do with office politics and Instagram likes.
• How eternal recurrence is basically Groundhog Day with higher stakes.
• Why the Übermensch is less Hitler, more “that weirdly self-assured friend who makes their own almond milk.”

Perfect for people who want to understand philosophy without having to fake a seizure halfway through Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Whether you're a moody teenager, recovering philosophy major, or just someone who wants to win arguments online, this book will arm you with Nietzschean insights and the comedic timing to survive modern life’s absurdity.

Warning: Listening to this may result in increased self-awareness, spontaneous existential crises, and the irresistible urge to quote Nietzsche at brunch