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Undeath and Taxes
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series #2
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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- Cecile
- 2020-11-07
As always, a fun romp with Drew Hays!
So far, this has been a really fun continuation of the characters we were introduced to in the first book. looking forward to seeing what these para kids get up to in the next one!
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- Andrew
- 2021-07-18
Pretty Good, and a Nice Continuation of the Story
This one was pretty good. You get a bit of evolution of the relationship between Crystal and Fred, and a lot more knowledge about the hidden workings of the para-human world. I think my favorite story was the Thanksgiving one, but all of them are quite good.
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- Virus610
- 2018-10-04
Predictable story, but enjoyable nonetheless
The narrator is awesome. His various voices are very distinct, and he does a great job of actually sounding like an awkward accountant.
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- Ron
- 2017-11-06
Not interesting
Tried 3 times to listen. Nope doesn’t get anywhere. Sorry going unfinished
Might be it for others, yawn.
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