It's the Mid-Season Finale Spectacular! We're already half way through the season, and the BPM crew is feeling it, so they're going to take a breather for a few weeks, but they'll be back with more vulgarity, friendship, and hilariousness soon, so stay tuned! On this week's episode...

• BPM Ranks - If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have three tasty non-alcoholic beverages, what would they be?  The BPM crew rank and ridicule their choices
• Prop Culture - Kraig wants to be the Shatty Daddy, Kirk is troubled by the sudden appearance of an entire species out of thin air, and Jed loves AI butts and he cannot lie
• Truth or Propaganda - This BPM version of Hollywood Squares is all about sitcoms from the 80's. Listen as the crew discover who's the boss over at Bayside High, with trivia deep cuts so good, they'll have Cousin Larry Appleton doing the Dance of Joy

This episode welcomes back an old friend, local city council member and original BPM host, Andy Bateman! Andy brings his love of irreverent and witty humor to the discussions, all the while trying not to ruin all of his political capital and aspirations in one hilarious hour of regret.

• Blank, Blank, or Blank - With Earth Day only slightly in the rear view, the BPM crew decide how to Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle some various fun, and not-so-Eco-friendly items
• Mass Debate - Kirk decides to use a bombshell tactic to try and bring down Jed once and for all in this colorful argument. Will it work? Does it matter? As usual, the answer is "No"
• Props to Blank - The crew give props to some news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us 

The hits just keep on coming as the award winning BPM continues to top the podcasting charts! Any moment now, their bank accounts will be loaded and the beds will be rockin' with the sweet, sweet thunder lovin' that only the BPM boys can bring! "What does that even mean?", you ask. Well all I'm saying is, prepare to have to change your panties/briefs after listening to the smooth, sexy voices of three alpha studs. 

• Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions galore. Let the dickery begin
• Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. Scams, entrepreneurship, and a "too hot for TV" in memoriam make this a virtual cornucopia of hilarity
• Florida Man Challenge - In this shining new segment, the crew discusses some of the magic brought to our lives by the average Florida citizen. It seems like a majority of these will involve penises, drugs, or an intoxicating blend of both

The season 2 premiere is here! The BPM crew is back and in top form with another family-friendly episode. See if you and the kids can find this week’s “fun word of the episode”, and we’ll…see you next Tuesday…er…the Tuesday after that actually.

• Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this
• Mass Debate - Kraig and Kirk take a lively debate and quickly make it personal. We recommend you have your pets leave the room for this one 
• Drink the Water - In this brand spanking new segment, the crew discusses some hometown favorites and oddities. This week you get to hear your favorite pudgy midwesterners rant and rave about tasty ice creams

Season Finale! Looks like we made it. We would like to thank you all for the support you've shown us. It has been quite a ride, and we will return with lots more fun and games in the months ahead, but we sure can't do it without you all, so please continue to spread the gospel of the Blank Propaganda Machine! Follow, Like, Subscribe, Email, Harrass, Show up at out jobs and homes unannounced, Etc. and we'll see you soonish!

• Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions galore. Let the dickery begin
• Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. This will probably get very weird and go very wrong
• Mass Debate: Championship Edition - Which BPM crew member will choke out the rest? Find out who can outlast the others in a gripping Mass Debate for the ages! The fury-filled-fists come alive in the final mental tug of war of the season. I can't think of any more masturbation puns

In this episode, listen as the crew continue to live life dangerously by risking a defamation suit from one of America's finest actresses, and by putting themselves in the crosshairs of the processed meat industry.  Ah, just like the good ol' days!

• Mass Debate - Jed and Kirk go head-to-head , toe-to-toe, and cheek-to-cheek to decide who knows more about the art of putting condiments on their meat, before sliding it between dem buns, girl...wait what am I saying?
• Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us 
• Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this

In this episode, the crew are in top form. Really cranking on all cylinders with pure youthful stamina that goes all night long. Yep, they are at the top of their game and verile like three young studs in a...alright, give us just a minute. We swear this never happens to us. We just have a lot on our minds and the stress makes it hard to perform sometimes. We just need to fiddle with it for sec and think sexy thoughts... 

• Probing Deep Inside... - Kraig and Kirk try to figure out the inner workings of Jed's mind by trying to guess what he would do in various scenarios. It's like the Newlywed Game without all the innuendo. Have you ever wondered where is the naughtiest place Jed's ever made whoopie? Neither have we, that's why we didn't ask it. But the answer is into an old sock.
• Blank, Blank, or Blank - The crew brings the delicious flavor of everyone's favorite "I'm drunk/I'm high/I just killed a drifter and now I'm hungry" truck stop diner when they play the Waffle House version of this BPM classic! How do you like your hash browns, bitch?

In this episode, listen as these brain-washing gurus force their opinions on you in such a silky smooth way, that you just naturally assume this is what you were thinking all along. Actually, if you are influenced by these guys in anyway, you are an idiot. No judgement, but wow, you need to get out more.

• BPM Ranks - The crew rank their top 3 favorite portrayals of the Clown Prince of Crime, which leads to a bit of civilized discourse and gentlemanly disagreement...and then turns into all-out ridicule, disrespect, and the usual douche baggery
• Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. However, once again the hosts have a hard time following even their own rules , and somehow they all seem to miss the assignment. Hilarity ensues
• Machine Password - Remember that classic TV game show "Password"? Well imagine if 3 not-so-bright, but well meaning individuals, attempted to adapt that to radio using a certain AI device*. Could it work? Does it matter? The answer is: clearly not

             *We have omitted the name of the AI device with some clever editing, in order to spare you from the annoyance of waking your personal AI device from it's slumber. You're welcome