Episodes

  • Episode 11 - Suns Out, Fangs Out
    Apr 10 2024

    We discuss Bella's execution of her plan, how dumb teenagers on, how we just used to post anything and everything on the internet, and where we go from here.

    Music: Auxjack - Crab Boys

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Episode 10 - Looks like you Brought a Snack
    Apr 5 2024

    We talk about Bella finally telling Charlie that Edward is her boyfriend, we talk about the infamous baseball scene, and how it goes terribly wrong and Bella is now on the run for her life.

    Intro music by Crab Boys - "Auxjack"

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/xWNP7rcEDn

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Episode 9 - We’re making Italiano for you
    Mar 27 2024

    After a hiatus, we're back! And we're talking about Bella meeting the Cullens and their house for some reason.

    As mentioned in the episode, here's the link to the Mormon Angel Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moviesandheists/video/7338910575218674990?_r=1&_t=8kz91PczOAx

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/xWNP7rcEDn

    Song: "Auxjack" by Crab Boys

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Episode 8 - Human Moments
    Nov 29 2023

    Mackenzie and Aislinn discuss the short backgrounds of the Cullens and the lack of character Esme was given. They also talk about sex baby and how Edward is a 100 year old virgin. And they also discuss Bella's "human" moments around vampires.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 7 - You're Exactly My Brand of Heroin (As if you can outrun me)
    Nov 22 2023

    Mackenzie and Aislinn continue with Twilight about the meadow scene, Mackenzie's strange obsession with the "Be Safe" note, the various lion references, and the relationship between classic dating with and without sex as a variable.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 6 - Say It, Out Loud... Mushroom Ravioli!
    Nov 15 2023

    **TW: SA 19:11-20:20 and 21:52-27:02
    In this episode, Aislinn and Mackenzie discuss Bella's visit to Port Angeles and the inciting incident of the plot that puts the entire story into motion. They do discuss how Bella avoided a sexual assault, so if that is a trigger, please skip over the 16:00 - 23:00 mark. Some deeper level discussions occur about sex and relationships, listener be advised.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 5 - Fangs & Bangs Halloween Special
    Oct 31 2023

    Aislinn and Mackenzie interrupt their usual broadcast about Twilight to talk about the history of traditional vampires, but then they end up talking about Twilight again... They also get into the details of Vampire Diaries and Vampire Academy and the discussion of when vampires went from scary to sexy.

    **Spoiler Alert for Midnight Mass**

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 4 - LaPush! (Do You Like Scary Stories?)
    Oct 25 2023

    Aislinn and Mackenzie get into the beginning dynamics of Team Jacob vs Team Edward. Lots of conversation goes into the "new girl" at school and also a very uncomfortable conversation about why Jacob had to be 15 in the book.

    Music: Crab Boys Pt. 2 - Auxjack, Jobii

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    58 mins