Jet lagged and fully indoctrinated after a week at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Mad Dug returns to South Florida and receives a pandemic-sized roasting from Anthony who takes a bug-filled bite out of Klaus Schwab's newest slave to the 2030 agenda.

Plus: MAID is not a service to get your house cleaned. Unless, of course, your house is your body and the government is going to kill you. Learn how L.M. Montgomery’s colonial classic Anne of Green Gables is getting a rewrite, and only the Get Woke Up! podcast has the not yet released titles.

Get ready to tune in and drop out of the War in Ukraine, War in Gaza and the War on Boomers with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted on Get Woke Up!

Subscribe for free to GWU! for our weekly woke digest, monthly newsletter, and our subscriber specials. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables.

It’s no conspiracy that MAD DUG AND ANTHONY ARE ALIVE! This time they’re pulling down and blowing up the truth behind 9/11, the Deep State, the Plandemic, and the Reptilian Aliens chilling in hot tubs with time traveling Nazis in Antarctica. Is that a lizard in your Speedo or are you just saying heil? Prepare to be nudged down the rabbit hole by America’s favorite auto hoaxers with special guest, novelist John C.A Manley as he tests his tinfoil hat against the GWU! Conspiracy Quiz.

Plus: The premiere of Caveman Joe, a hilarious new sitcom from the creative genius behind Conservative Step Dad and the Johnny Jock PI series—author, playwright, and banned from X, again, Toby P. Gelman. Psst, don’t tell fake freedom of speech ‘champion’ Elon Musk.

It’s all the banter and all the foolery that will leave you asking … ‘is this stuff even allowed online?’ Of course it is, it’s the official, uncensored, Media Monkey Ink. podcast on the information superhighway. So set your Cybertruck to cruise control and download to your brain chip a couple of chimps who want you to Get Woke Up!!!

Don’t forget to subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke digest, monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Might as well follow us on social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables, while you’re at it.

Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona. The future Canada Reads Award Winner and the two biggest dimwits driving on the wrong side of the information superhighway discuss: propaganda, censorship, the state of the fictional portrayal of the last three years in fiction, and even take a few shots at the Left's vaccine addiction!

Plus: You’ll take Pride in joining the only podcast that isn’t afraid to take a jab, or twelve, at Joe Biden, the WEF, the media industrial complex, the Transgenda, and even Toronto Pride! (It was full of straight people, by the way—ed)

It’s time to get boosted by the number one DJs on the Internet featuring the parody music of The Boat Rawker for a slippery slope descent into ‘men are women’ madness that will get you to Get Woke Up! We know what you’re thinking… will there be cake? There won’t be cake, but the left will get creamed as Mad Dug and Anthony expose woke madness.

Subscribe to GWU! for our weekly woke digest, monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables.

Mad Dug and Anthony are entering Trudeau’s airspace at warp speed (take that NORAD!) in their intergalactic out-of-this-world podcast. Join the two illegal aliens of AM radio as they de-mask Students Against Mandates (S.A.M) grapefruit-wearing contrarian Kamil Bachouchi, crank out the hits of freedom fighters John Julian and Greg Wycliffe, and check-in with getwokeup.com Moscow bureau chief S. Bicko.

Plus: DJ Johnny Jock counts down the most talked about stories on GWU! The hits include: 6 of the Dumbest AOC Said (We know, only 6!?!), Damar Hamlin's vaxident, Dr. Robert Malone's war of words with the CDC, and a special stand-up comedy routine from Dr. Jordan B. Peterson that will have you rolling in the aisles, thanks Pfizer!

Pop on your headphones to download the anti-wokemind vaccine THEY don't want you to hear. And as they say at the Chinese Weather Balloon station in Wuhan: Take me to your He/She/They Leader!

Subscribe to GWU! for our weekly woke digest, monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables.

Unacceptable Fringe satirical writer Derek Smith joins Mad Dug and Anthony on Woke Up! to discuss his latest Top 10 selling book, One Face, Two Face, Black Face, Blue Face. Listen in as they discuss everything from his first hit book, How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom to Back to the Future and Justin Trudeau’s Cuban father, Fidel Castro (in case you didn’t know). It’s a page turning classic as Elon Musk’s favourite DJs deconstruct the narrative with Preston Manning’s favourite writer.

Plus: DJ Johnny Jock counts down the most talked about stories on the Get Woke Up! website. The hits include: Online dating for the Unvaccinated, How Wokeness is Canceling Halloween, Hating Vegans, Just Stop Oil, and Presentism—as explained by our Moscow Bureau Chief S. Bicko.

This is one honking good freedom (and dum-dum) loving episode you won’t be able to put down!

For more great stories and podcasts on Woke madness visit: getwokeup.com.

Get Woke Up! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Justin Trudeau is back on the Woke Up! podcast to discuss everything from Ukraine to the World Economic Forum, alongside Elon Musk’s favourite DJs Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson. This is the heart stopping, bell's palsy inducing post pandemic party you’ve been waiting two and half years and eight booster shots for.

It’s non-stop jabs with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew; including a special bonus version of the Canadian national anthem, composed and sung by Dictator Trudeau.

Don’t forget to tip your man boobs bottle server 18%. For more great stories and podcasts on Woke madness visit: getwokeup.com.

Get Woke Up! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Season 2 of the Woke Up! podcast kicks off with a special interview with Canadian actor, drama teacher, and snowboard instructor Justin Trudeau. Listen as the Woke Up! zoo crew have an uncensored struggle session with the prime minister of Canada. Your woke watching DJ jokesters Mad Dug and Anthony discuss everything from Ukrainian mail order brides, Oakville wood chop, er … shop, teacher Kayla Lemieux, conning Conservative Pierre Poilievre, the new weekly Covid Booster program, and even force the PM to answer the age old question of who really is JT’s daddy?

It’s a Cuban missile crisis of laughs, tears and gender studies that the legacy media would never dream of launching at the PM. We’re looking at you Rosie Barton! So it’s time to quiet quit your job, download Woke Up! and enjoy the jabs in this explosive episode. PLUS: Digital tech expert Johnny Jock on how to phone-in Instagram content.

Mad Dug and Anthony may have been renewed for a second season, but so was Joey. Remember that show? Yeah, neither does anyone else.

Be sure to subscribe below, donate, and, remember, when you fall… GET WOKE UP!

The endless summer is ending on a high note as rejected Porky’s counsellors Mad Dug and Anthony get schooled at re-education camp Woke-A-CurrentThing-A-Wiki on Lake Ocasio-Cortez. Join these two bumbling, but lovable DJs as they portage their way through the nature of evil with a gang of rascal campers including Handsome Justin, Klaus the Robot, and Sleepy Joey B. Special guest appearances by Sex-based rights activist Amy Hamm and Freedom protest artist Kyle Fleming.

It’s a no holds-barred water fight, food fight, and game of manhunt, as the boys of summer prepare to jump the shark. Plus Ernest P. Worrell, Meathead the Alien, and, of course, everybody's favourite Instagram star Johnny Jock. Featuring music by John Stetch. Get ready for an ESG approved wet and wild ride down the flagpole on Woke Up! For more great stories and podcasts on Woke madness visit: getwokeup.com.

Get Woke Up! is a reader-supported publication and podcast. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.