Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli

'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music

'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

'Dukkha' by Secession Studios

'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne

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Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.

Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat

'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios

'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video

'Championship' - Music For Video Library

'Filaments' - Scott Buckley

'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music

'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic

'Memories' - Eunoia

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. Helland

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Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios

'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher

'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'The Wizard' - Infinita08

'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios

'Eternity' - Whitesand

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"And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!"

Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My Discontent

Franz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-Fantasy

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding Main

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Set Sail

Paul Winter - Famous Pirate

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For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)

["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]

Music from freesound.org

Badwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"

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Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads!

That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too.

How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to find out! Like a moth to a flame, be drawn into the inescapable allure of this Hook Cooks ep!

FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTER

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music:

'Summertime' - Booker T & The MG's

'Paradise' - Guy Lombardo

'Working In The Coal Mine' - Lee Dorsey

'The Saint' - Roland Shaw Orchestra

'Sun lips' by Black Moth Super Rainbow

'Industrial Heist' by Anton Shilo

'underground smarts' by staRpauSe

'Sleeping Giant' by Sirius

'Solemn' by Ethan Watts

'Journey to the Stars' by SavfkMusic

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Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild.

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music:

'Neptune, The Mystic' - Gustav Holst

'Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra' - Britten

'Funiculi-Funicula' - Billy May and his Orchestra

'Penthouse Piano' - Jack Shaindlin

'For Want of a Star' - Bobby Rosengarden

'Hunting Knife→ Danger' - Neighborhood Cults

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'Haul Away The Bowline' - De Wolfe Music Library

'The Storm' - Greg Dombrowski

'Three Sheets to the Wind' - Scott Buckley

'Chowke tribal chant' - Michael Crespo

'Tribal african jungle' - EITAN EPSTEIN MUSIC

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Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know.

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music from archive.org:

"Concerto in G Minor for Flute, Oboe and Bassoon, Allegro ma cantabile" - Philadelphia Woodwind Quintet

"Drum Solo, Blues Theme From 'The Proper Time'" - Shelly Manne & His Men

"Billy In The Lowground" - White Lightnin'

"Namoon" - Maximilian Torsten

"Toxic" - The Surfragettes

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