Picture a table adorned with sprouting wheatgrass, glittering coins, and a flamboyant goldfish—yes, a live one. That's Haft-Seen, the Persian New Year centerpiece, and this year, it's getting the Meezeh Gherd treatment! Join Nas, Sherr, and myself, Noush, as we unpack the laughter-laden traditions of Nowruz with a special edition roundtable that's brimming with personal stories and cultural education. You'll hear about my own viral high-heel fiasco during Chaharshanbe Suri!

Eid Nowruz Mobarak

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Get ready for a segment so fresh, it'll feel like we handpicked the quirkiest histories behind Persian words just for you. We're mixing up this episode with tales of sinkholes, Netflix crime documentaries, the Grammys wrap-up, and our word of the day: Chos-e-feel (i.e., Elephant Farts, i.e., Popcorn!)

As we glide from the light-hearted to the limelight, we discuss Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Queen Oprah, and more. And, do we really need seat fillers? Will society collapse if we lose the seat fillers? Join us and find out the goozy details.

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Ever found yourself at a fancy dinner, celebrating an anniversary, only to end up face-to-face with a wall you mistook for the bathroom door? We are spilling the beans on that and more in our laughter-packed episode. We tiptoe around the edges of absurdity, recounting the vertigo-inducing effects of 'hemisyncing'—is it a gateway to other dimensions or just a peculiar party trick? 
Sit back or lie down and treat yourself to some hilarious costume ideas and the curious case of 'Salad Olivia?' Join us as we peel back the layers of this enigmatic dish, debating its name and origin. Laughter, debates, and a few mystifying stories are in store, and we promise that no walls were harmed in the making of this episode.

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This episode goes off the rails.  Is Chatsworth really the hub of porn?  The thought of Persian Porn, really?  We also discuss some off-the-wall work stories, mainly from Sherr, and whether cancel culture is finally being canceled.  Hope so.  Finally, a message was sent and received from the hornet's nest.  We hear you loud and clear.

Join us at the round table for a ride that's part comedy show, part life lesson, and entirely unforgettable.

 

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Back and ready for a new year that will hopefully kick some koon!  Come join us as we discuss our holiday breaks and our New Year's resolutions, such as finishing what we begin, taking a break from skiing, gall bladder surgeries, and trying our best to remain chubby.  Let's all gain weight together and enough of Oooo-Ozempic.  Unless you have any to spare?   

We'll even take you to a sun-soaked resort in Cabo, where a scene is ripe for a peace treaty - a Persian-Jewish wedding and a Palestinian-Muslim wedding under one roof!

Have you ever watched a comedy bit and wondered where the line between humor and controversy lies? We've got that covered, along with a banter-filled debate on the relevance of glitzy award shows and the art of not-so-gracefully aging with progressive lenses. Nostalgia hits as we reminisce about the breakfasts of our past in Iran: caviar for some and raw egg (asalee) for others, and let's not forget kaleh-pache, yum for some and yuck for others.  Sheep's head?  Really?  

To top off an episode as tangled as a hairbrush in Noush's mother's hair, we share a cry-worthy tale of hair disasters that somehow still ends in laughter.  Whether we're expanding our horizons or just our waistlines, we promise to bring more stories, more laughs, and maybe even a few life lessons. So, come for the escapades and stay for the camaraderie—it's all here at our roundtable.

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Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter.  We start off with a bang, reminiscing about a week filled with natural disasters, school preparations, and the humorous ways we and our families reacted.  Our Persian accents caused some truly comedic misunderstandings, and we can't wait to share these tales with you.

As the laughter subsides, we transition into a mouthwatering conversation about Persian pastries and body image.  Ever heard of Bamiyeh?  We take you on a culinary journey through this delicious treat.  We also dive into a discussion about full-figured women - or 'Haji Pasand' - in Iran.  How many drinks have we had while debating the meaning of 'Pasand'? You'll have to tune in to find out!

But we're not just about laughs and pastries.  We also explore the intriguing world of Farsi language and slang.  Discover the true meaning behind 'Haji Pasand' and 'Koon Goshad' and how they shape Persian culture.  Plus, we can't ignore the elephant in the room - the rise of artificial intelligence and its impact on our daily lives.  Our conversation about this transformative technology will leave you with much to ponder. And of course, we wrap up with heartfelt thanks to you, our listeners.  Stay connected with us on various platforms and till then, have a wonderful weekend!

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Ever found yourself in a naming debacle?  We sure did!  Join us as we navigate the intricate dynamics of naming in Persian culture (and how a Seinfeld episode played a part in it all!).   Amid the laughter and lively banter, we share some outrageous personal experiences, like naming shapes in Farsi and dealing with the comical yet real-world problem of snoring.  You'll hear a riveting tale of a couple’s quest for peaceful slumber, which led them deep down the rabbit hole of surgeries, organ removals, and even a costly $6,000 bed!

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Ever been stung by a bee and wondered how others might handle the little stingers? Picture this: a mother in full combat gear, wielding a hose against a formidable bee hive... We've got stories like that and more about our hilarious encounters with uninvited bee guests. Plus, we share some wacky DIY solutions that could save you from the horrors of a bee sting. It's a riot!

But wait, there's more. Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered what's out there? We're leaping into the world of UFOs, touching on everything from recent military sightings to truly outlandish conspiracy theories. Can certain birds be aliens? Who knows? We're just here for a good laugh. Plus, for a touch of nostalgia, we've got updates on the Barbie movie and the latest on the Mattel World amusement park.

And that's not all. We're digging into our linguistic treasure trove to explore the hilarious Farsi word 'Chola Chen'. We're also advocating for a bit of kindness, especially when dealing with customer service agents. In addition, we're facing the shocking reality of pilots sometimes being too drunk to fly. As we wrap this rollercoaster of an episode, we ponder over the little and big ways to leave a mark on the world, just like leaving a five-star review for a podcast you love (hint hint).

So, strap in and get ready to laugh, ponder, and learn with us!

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