It's normie time. We talk about: ranking art forms (truncated convo), "coworker music," 2 viral poems about Gaza ("The Jesus Fridge" and "There's Laundry to Do and a Genocide to Stop"), and "Wild Hope" by bestselling/viral Scottish poet Donna Ashworth.

Songs:

"NFFC Theme"

"Maples Ablaze (demo)" - Plum Wooer

"The crudest thing Scarlett's ever said" - Hans Geiger

"Window" - Donna M Ashworth

August's poem: https://metatron.press/digipub/shopping-complex/

Eleanor's newsletter: https://fanghoneyy.substack.com/

Marcus's band: https://stillsubmarine.bandcamp.com/

Due to technical difficulties, this episode is woven together from two separate recordings. So just pretend the jarring cuts aren't there. In this one: August performs an opening monologue about Taylor Swift and AWP; we chat about Josh Brolin's Dune poems; and we're brought to the brink of insanity by "Titles Ruin Everything: A Stream of Consciousness" by Drake and Kenza Samir.

Songs:

"NFFC Theme"

"Mario Kart 8 Theme" - Atsuko Asahi, Soyo Oka

"Wii Shop Bling" - ToonLink/Nosquist

"Angel Wings (demo)" - Woe Spiral

"Floriane Theme" - EVIL MTN

Eleanor's newsletter: https://fanghoneyy.substack.com/

Marcus's band: https://stillsubmarine.bandcamp.com/

August's website: https://augustsmith.net/

Did you know that 98% of podcasts never make it to a second episode? Just kidding, I made that up. In this one, we start off by talking about offing ourselves on mic, what kinds of plants we'd be, the Napoleon movie, and twitter sonnet discourse. Then we chat about tumblr chanteuse Lana Del Rey's book of poetry, "Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass" published by Simon & Schuster in 2020. I forgot to mention this on the podcast but her book sold 30k units in its first week which is so nuts. To be honest, I forgot to mention a lot of stuff that I researched about this book. Whoops. These secrets I take to my grave.

Songs:

"NFFC Theme"

"1thingstraight (demo)" - EVIL MTN

"Norman F****** Rockwell" - Lana Del Rey

"Radio" - Lana Del Rey

"Still Alice" - Still Submarine

Eleanor's newsletter: https://fanghoneyy.substack.com/

Marcus's band: https://stillsubmarine.bandcamp.com/

August's website: https://augustsmith.net/

Okay, so we recorded this pilot a few months ago. That's okay, who cares. Sue me. In this opening salvo, we (August Smith, Eleanor Eli Moss, and Marcus Khoury) discuss: the name of the podcast, how we know one another, geek culture, and slam poetry, all leading up to a discussion of Ernest Cline's putrid little tome, "The Importance of Being Ernest," published by Write Bloody in 2013. At the end, August unveils the book's UK sales numbers and digs up some of Cline's unpublished poems from the cutting room floor by emailing a guy on ebay. We conclude with Marcus's "Napoleon Minute."

Songs:

"NFFC Theme" - composed by all 3 hosts w/ drumming by Steven Michael Holmes

"How I Felt Before" - Still Submarine

"Elevator to the Moon (demo)" - EVIL MTN

"Orbs in the Blossom (demo)" - Plum Wooer

"Rich Broth Lullaby" - Plum Wooer

Eleanor's newsletter: https://fanghoneyy.substack.com/

Marcus's band: https://stillsubmarine.bandcamp.com/

August's website: https://augustsmith.net/