Episodes

  • Episode 10 - It's All About Farah

    Episode 10 - It's All About Farah
    Jul 2 2020

    This week the gang bid a fond farewell to Season 7 of Take Me Out, and Season 1 of Talk About Take Me Out. Along the way Patrick imagines what it would be like to have crazy spiral eyes like the demon headmaster, Nathan considers his unorthodox upbringing at the hands of his voodoo grandpa, and Micky reveals her ultimate villain of the season (and it's not who you think!)


    Talk About Take Me Out will return soon with Season 2, taking on more Take Me Out. Please support this poorly conceived venture by tweeting about it, reviewing it, or subscribing to it.


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    48 mins
  • Episode 9 - I Think She's Still Down There

    Episode 9 - I Think She's Still Down There
    Jun 25 2020
    This week Nathan and Patrick share their massage failures. Micky presents a lifetime achievement award to one of the contestants. The gang discuss Judi Dench, lucky charms and how to make Nathan happy.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 8 - Hey Toots, I'm Your New Dad

    Episode 8 - Hey Toots, I'm Your New Dad
    Jun 18 2020
    This week the gang get into the minutiae of Patrick and Micky's first date. Nathan finally gets vindicated. Patrick admires the art of smack talk. Micky's family unit gets a little bit bigger.

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    52 mins
  • Episode 7 - Better Out Than In (Of My Ass)

    Episode 7 - Better Out Than In (Of My Ass)
    Jun 11 2020
    This week the gang record in lockdown! Patrick divulges his party techniques. Micky gets into snitching. Nathan finds the embodiment of white privilege.

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    42 mins
  • Episode 6 - From Dunk To Donk

    Episode 6 - From Dunk To Donk
    Jun 4 2020
    This week Patrick laments the loss of his butt, Micky's busy scheming and Nathan discovers some profound life lessons. Join the gang as they delve into the past and relive their 'first kiss' experiences.

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    51 mins
  • Episode 5 - Abyss Is Where You Tell Your Jokes

    Episode 5 - Abyss Is Where You Tell Your Jokes
    May 28 2020
    In this week's Emmy-nominated episode Nathan and Patrick reveal they don't know how to pronounce anything, whilst Micky makes a startling discovery about the secret nature of comedy and the ocean. A true scorcher!

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    43 mins
  • Episode 4 - A 10-Year-Old In A Waistcoat

    Episode 4 - A 10-Year-Old In A Waistcoat
    May 21 2020
    This week the gang embrace life under lockdown as well as a world without Take Me Out. Patrick shares his experiences growing up as part of a travelling family of mixed martial artists, Nathan rages against the machine if the machine were a 10 year old boy, and Micky dreams of having a giant vertical leap. 

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    43 mins
  • Episode 3 - Baby Got Back To The Future

    Episode 3 - Baby Got Back To The Future
    May 14 2020
    This week the gang discuss twerking, the trustworthiness of car salesmen and whether raisins are a good snack. Nathan takes issue with home-made suits. Patrick reveals some intense Paddy McGuinness fantasies. Micky gets chummy with St. Peter.

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    44 mins