• Hateful and Angry
    Jul 6 2023

    The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens and learns and offers lodging for Floridian Expats.

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    22 mins
  • Obligatory Hello
    May 24 2023

    The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check.

     Join the Astronaut on their We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We don’t post much and when we do….it’s crap.

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    22 mins
  • Alex The American
    Apr 30 2023

    The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom.

    Remember to join the Astronauts on their ill managed Facebook Group, We Could Have Been Astronauts, and tell us the worst thing you’ve ever smelled.

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    19 mins
  • Foucs On The Anomaly
    Apr 16 2023

    The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finally nails a coherent analogy

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    26 mins
  • How Many ESPNs
    Mar 14 2023

    The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets felt up @ a farm show. 

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    25 mins
  • Astro Extra
    Feb 27 2023
    3 mins
  • Not Today Either
    Feb 19 2023

    Surprise, the Astronauts are back! Melissa feels very much like a Tombstone pizza while Alex sort of embraces his Guatemalan Heritage.  Feel free to join us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group (It’s the only social media we can figure out).

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    34 mins
  • Past, Present, Future
    Oct 11 2022

    The Astronauts are available for all your advertising needs. Melissa survives the COVIDS and Alex gets a Tarot reading.

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    26 mins