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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
- Horror Stories
- Written by: Stephen King - introduction, Richard Matheson
- Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Richard Powers, Malcolm Hillgartner, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Much of Richard Matheson's work has found its way into pop culture: The title story became a memorable episode of television's The Twilight Zone, and more recently, Will Smith starred in the blockbuster movie I Am Legend. Stephen King has declared Matheson to be one of his favorite writers. Find out why as you listen to the classic horror story of a man who peers out of his airplane window to see a gremlin destroying the wing.
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All endings seemed rushed or unfinished
- By Mitch on 2025-10-24
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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
- Horror Stories
- Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Richard Powers, Malcolm Hillgartner, Arte Johnson, Jay Karnes, Ray Porter, Yuri Rasovsky, Lorna Raver
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 2009-06-18
- Language: English
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V Wars
- A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
- Written by: Jonathan Maberry, John Everson, Yvonne Navarro, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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In this sweeping, threaded narrative of the global phenomenon known as the Vampire Wars, mankind is unwittingly infected by a millennia-old bacteria unknowingly exhumed by a scientific expedition in Antarctica. Now, in some rare cases, a person’s so-called junk DNA becomes activated. Depending on their racial and ethnic heritage, they begin to manifest one of the many diverse forms of the "others" that are the true basis for the legends of supernatural creatures. These aren’t your usual vampires and werewolves - it goes much deeper than that.
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hard to follow
- By T on 2018-02-25
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V Wars
- A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Wil Wheaton
- Series: V Wars, Book 1
- Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2012-10-10
- Language: English
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Pastwatch
- The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
- Written by: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough. It is a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate, in the events of the past.
In one of the most powerful and thought-provoking novels of his remarkable career, Orson Scott Card interweaves a compelling portrait of Christopher Columbus with the story of a future scientist who believes she can alter human history from a tragedy of bloodshed and brutality to a world filled with hope and healing.
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less action, a lot of thinking, great story
- By Angela Bennett on 2023-04-30
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Pastwatch
- The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk, Stefan Rudnicki, Orson Scott Card
- Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 2007-12-31
- Language: English
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Bad Monkey
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Andrew Yancy—late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office—has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing).
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It was ok
- By steven on 2023-03-14
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Bad Monkey
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 2013-06-11
- Language: English
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The Willoughbys
- Movie Tie-in Edition
- Written by: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Soon to be a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais! Convinced they'd be better off raising themselves, the Willoughby children hatch a sneaky plan to send their selfish parents on vacation. The siblings then embark on their own high-flying adventure to find the true meaning of family. The Willoughbys is a turn to the hilarious from the award-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars that will have children and parents laughing.
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The Willoughbys
- Movie Tie-in Edition
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: The Willoughbys, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 2008-08-29
- Language: English
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The Poetry of Robert Frost
- Written by: Robert Frost
- Narrated by: Kevin McCarthy, Melissa Manchester, Elliott Gould, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance. This brilliant collection features some of Frost's greatest works, including "The Road Not Taken," "Asking for Roses," "The Death of the Hired Man," "In the Home Stretch," "Into My Own," "Meeting and Passing," "Mending Wall," and more.
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The Poetry of Robert Frost
- Narrated by: Kevin McCarthy, Melissa Manchester, Elliott Gould, Arte Johnson, Susan Anspach, Joel Grey, Afre Woodard, Roscoe Lee Browne, Michael Tucker, Jean Smart
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 2022-03-24
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- Written by: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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Since Dave Barry writes about weird things, you might be tempted to think he has a weird brain. He does, of course, but that's not the whole explanation: A lot of the things he writes about—exploding Pop-Tarts, for example—are real. Join Dave as he examines UFO thrill-seekers and Elvis-worshippers, runs for president, and plays Claptonesque guitar in the world's most literary band that includes Stephen King (The Rock-Bottom Remainders).
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 2022-03-24
- Language: English
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Majipoor Chronicles
- Written by: Robert Silverberg
- Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Cassandra Campbell, Emily Janice Card, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The young street urchin Hissune gets his due for helping Lord Valentine regain his throne. As a reward, he is sent into the depths of the Labyrinth, a massive library of memory cubes in which the entire history of Majipoor is preserved. As Hissune prepares for a summons to return to Castle Mount, he relives the lives of Majipoor's most famous and notorious inhabitants.
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Majipoor Chronicles
- Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Cassandra Campbell, Emily Janice Card, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Don Leslie, Scott Peterson
- Series: Majipoor : Lord Valentine, Book 2
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 2008-08-05
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- Written by: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, and industry all come under Barry's relentless scrutiny.
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 1999-12-16
- Language: English
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- Written by: Tim Elmore
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Today's Generation iY (teens brought up with the Internet) and Homelanders (children born after 9/11) are overexposed to information at an earlier age than ever and paradoxically are underexposed to meaningful relationships and real-life experiences. Artificial Maturity addresses the problem of what to do when parents and teachers mistake children's superficial knowledge for real maturity. The audiobook is filled with practical steps that adults can take to furnish the experiences kids need to balance their abilities with authentic maturity.
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 2020-07-09
- Language: English
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Stupid White Men
- …and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
- Written by: Michael Moore
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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In 2001, the government was seized by a ne'er-do-well rich boy and his elderly henchmen. Our great economic expansion unraveled, our water was poisoned, and SUVs advanced like a plague of locusts. Michael Moore has a lot to say and isn't holding back. The powerful are the target, and still are stupid white men. In this bleakly funny work, Moore reveals how the great and the good screw us over; how President George W. Bush stole an election; how the rich stay rich while forcing the rest of us to live in economic fear; and how politicians have whored themselves to big business.
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The Truth Hurts
- By Amazon Customer on 2020-05-30
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Stupid White Men
- …and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 2022-05-06
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Funniest Stuff
- Written by: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Shadoe Stevens
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Original Recording
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Here is the absolute best of Dave Barry; selections from four of his most popular books, including the hilarious Guide to Guys. Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe....
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Dave Barry's Funniest Stuff
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Shadoe Stevens
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 2015-01-06
- Language: English
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Revenge of the Christmas Box
- A Parody
- Written by: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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If there's even a smidgen of Scrooge in your psyche, just say, "Bah-Humbug!" and laugh at this satire of the treacly best seller, The Christmas Box. Among the variations on the theme are: The Christmas Vox, in which a young man finds himself having phone sex with Ms. Santa Claus; The Christmas Jury Box, a touching memoir by a sequestered O.J. juror who misses her fruitcake; and The Christmas Box Lunch, the touching tale of a caterer's X-mas. You'll be pleased to learn that the true meaning of Christmas is receiving.
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Revenge of the Christmas Box
- A Parody
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 1999-12-15
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- Written by: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Tupperware ladies, eighties people, and leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe! In this collection of eighty essays, the inimitable columnist observes everything that makes America the unique, special place you've grown to love: taxes, toilets, airbags, baseball, beer commercials, and numerous other American artifacts.
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 2022-03-23
- Language: English
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More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
- Written by: Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Jayne Meadows, Bruce Vilanch, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and nonsense from famous and infamous figures past and present, are all here in one digest that will have you howling with laughter. Imagine saying to the Beatles, "You'll never make it…Go back to Liverpool." That's what a Decca Records executive told the Fab Four in 1962. Senator S.I. Hayakawa allegedly pointed out, "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
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More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Jayne Meadows, Bruce Vilanch, Ed Asner, Ed Begley Jr., Ben Kingsley, Michael York
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 2009-07-02
- Language: English
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Mercury
- Written by: Ben Bova
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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Despite Mercury's desolateness, there are still those who hope to find diamonds in the rough. Saito Yamagata thinks Mercury's position will make it an ideal orbit point for satellites that could someday create enough power to propel starships into deep space.
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Mercury
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
- Series: The Grand Tour, Book 16
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2005-05-06
- Language: English
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Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead
- Written by: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
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Now is not the time to start that fitness program! Instead, laugh along with humorist Dave Barry as he debunks, demotivates, and delights on the subject of fitness. Hear his inimitable views on exercise ("the best time would be the first thing after Easter, but not the one coming up"), weights ("big-time lifters have turned into 400-pound hairy sweaty shapeless grunting masses of tissue. And the men are even worse"), and much more.
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Charming
- By Jen A on 2022-05-03
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Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 1999-12-16
- Language: English
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Trust Me on This
- Written by: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? The call of journalistic adventure? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? En route to her new job at the Weekly Galaxy, Sara Joslyn stumbles across a bloody corpse in a Buick Riviera. A big story? Not at this paper. The problem is compounded when the dead man vanishes, Buick and all.
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Trust Me on This
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 2009-10-12
- Language: English
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson - editor
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
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If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen’s Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories—large and small—that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction.
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 2014-01-28
- Language: English
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun
- A Parody
- Written by: Robert Kaplow
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery.
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun
- A Parody
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 2009-06-17
- Language: English
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