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Frank, an out-of-work chemist, is hard at work on a formula to revolutionize the plastic-surgery industry. One injection of his compound and a woman would gain a perfect body! When Alice, Frank's wife, injects herself with the experimental compound, everything changes. Alice's mousy, frumpy body becomes skinny, sexy, and perfect. She is transformed into a curvy, busty, mature bimbo! The giggly new Alice is eager to try out her hot new body and gives her all to her husband.

Three fae shifter brothers. Three fiery mates. Three action-packed romances that sizzle on the chapters. The complete Fae Hell Hound's Fated Mates series: Book one - Hounded, Book two - Guarded, Book three - Cursed.

Crowned ‘the greatest imaginative novelist of our generation’ by EM Forster, DH Lawrence has an undisputed place in England's canon of great authors. In this wide-ranging collection, dramatisations and readings of some of his major works are brought together, exploring themes such as romantic love and sexual desire, individual freedom, class division, war, the beauty of nature and the ugliness of industrialisation.

This witty and unexpected show brings you toponyms, abbreviations, euphemisms, old words, new words, cockney rhyming slang and Greek gobbledegook. Find out the meaning of words like giff-gaff, knock-knobbler and buckfitches; the difference between French marbles, French velvet and the French ache; hear the glorious poetry of the English language, as practiced from writers varying from William Shakespeare to Vanilla Ice; and spend time laughing and learning with some of the finest Wordaholics in the business. 

Cormac pushed his feelings down deep and kept walking because it wasn’t true. It was unnatural. She was human. Beneath him. And then he was thinking about her beneath him. Damn. For over 15 centuries, St. Patrick’s disciples have hunted the faerie kingdoms of Ireland nearly to extinction. Cormac MacConall - a cú sídhe, or “hell hound” from the faerie realm - escaped with his family and found refuge on the north shore of Lake Superior.

Aiden is a hell hound, and he is on fire. For 50 agonizing years, he’s burned for his anamchara - his fated mate - and his untouchable best friend. Branna is a púca - vile and monstrous in her natural form - or so she’s been told. Aiden is the only fae in 1,500 years who’s convinced her she might have something beautiful to offer. But a curse laid down by another man - centuries before Aiden drew first breath - has kept them apart. So now, after 50 years of this torture, it’s time for drastic measures.

A hell hound and a fae “princess” were never meant to be. Their love was forbidden. Declan MacConall can barely keep his hound in check when Rowan McNeely is around. She’s beautiful, smart, devastatingly sexy...and also completely off limits. As a hell hound from the outskirts of town, Declan would never live up to the high standards of Rowan’s family, especially after he hit rock bottom following the murder of his parents.

Trügerisch-harmlos, fast zärtlich beginnt es - das Gespräch eines alten Schauspieler-Paares an einem, wie man glauben könnte, idyllisch schönen warmen Morgen. "Der Alte" ist glücklich über seine Pelargonien und seine schwarze Katze; "die Alte" entzückt sich an "tanzenden Staubkörnchen in den Morgensonnenstrahlen". Doch unmerklich gerät die Idylle ins Bröckeln, bricht schließlich zusammen: es gibt weder Katze noch Blumen, aus dem warmen Morgen ist ein kalter Wintertag, schließlich eine verschneite Winternacht geworden, die beiden Alten können seit langem weder Miete noch Strom bezahlen, also gibt es auch weder Licht noch die strahlende Wärme der Heizsonne.

In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, unique tales inspired by traditional literary forms appeared frequently in socialist-leaning British periodicals, such as the Clarion, Labour Leader, and Social Democrat. Based on familiar genres, these stories were meant to entertain readers of all ages - and some challenged the conventional values promoted in children’s literature for the middle class. Acclaimed critic and author Michael Rosen brings together more than 40 of the best and most enduring examples of these stories in one beautiful volume.

In this hilarious, moving memoir, much-loved children's poet and political campaigner Michael Rosen recalls the first 23 years of his life. The audiobook ends with a letter to his father and the revelation of a heartbreaking family secret.

A collection of quirky and hilarious tales by Tony Ross and the former Children's Laureate, Michael Rosen, including 'Burping Bertha', 'Fluff the Farting Fish', 'Bilal's Brilliant Bee' and more.

The second hilarious and irresistible collection of stories from two of the best-known figures in the children's book world, Michael Rosen and Tony Ross. 'Choosing Crumble': When Terri-Lee goes to the pet-shop she thinks she'll be choosing a dog - she doesn't expect the dog to be choosing her! But Crumble is no ordinary pet.... 'Barking for Bagels': Shnipp the dog loves to play fetch with Julie and Lara in the park, but she doesn't love their annoying laughs. So one day she decides to run off!

Learning can be much more fun - and former children's laureate, million-selling author, broadcaster, father of five, and all-round national treasure Michael Rosen wants to show you how. We live in a world surrounded by all the stuff that education is supposed to be about: machines, bodies, languages, cities, votes, mountains, energy, movement, plays, food, liquids, collisions, protests, stones, windows.

From minding your Ps and Qs to wondering why X should mark the spot, Alphabetical is a book for everyone who loves words and language. Whether it's how letters are arranged on keyboards or Viking runes, textspeak or zip codes, this book will change the way you think about letters forever. How on earth did we fix upon our 26 letters? What do they really mean? And how did we come to write them down in the first place?

It was cold, spooky and very boring. Frank hated Friday nights, sitting in the museum while his mum did the cleaning. He felt very alone - until a skeleton came over for a chat! And suddenly the museum didn’t seem quite so boring any more. But after a few chilling encounters with some of the skeleton’s weird and wonderful friends, all Frank really wants is his mum....