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In her debut Audible memoir, Lady Miss Jacqueline (Oscar-winning child star, nightclub magnate, crystal empress, and self-proclaimed beacon of hope) finally tells her story in her own inimitable voice. From a gold-plated birth canal in Newport to surviving a shipwreck in nothing but a satin nightgown, from inspiring talk show legends to gifting Rolls Royces by Zeppelin to her nightclub staff in Ibiza, Lady Miss recounts the greatest moments of her lives (past and present) with the confidence of a woman who has never once been wrong, and the heart of one who occasionally suspects she might be.

When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....

Wondering which animals have the weirdest butts, the grossest eating habits, or the funniest-looking babies? Then Animals Do WHAT?!? is the audio series for your curious cranium! Featuring Sierra Wilde and wannabe wildlife expert Chuck Pandastone, Animals Do WHAT?!? is a laugh-out-loud nature show packed with the stuff you actually want to know about the weirdest wildlife on the planet, like how manatees use farts to float, how crows make tools, and why blobfish blob.

Pete Griflow is the last person anyone would suspect of being a porn star. He’s quiet, gawky, and can’t even talk to guys without turning red. But on camera, he’s a different person. In the porn world, he’s Jaden Prime, a coquettish power bottom who’s been tantalizing fans for over a year now. Pete is in a rut, though, and he knows it. And what’s worse, his boss knows it. When Pete is given the opportunity to star in a huge summer production, sparks fly between him and his costar.

In the scorching heat of the Turanian summer, Thraxas is doing his best to avoid working. His plans for a spell of uninterrupted beer drinking go wrong when the Civil Guards arrest a man for murder, right in Thraxas's office. Outraged at this insult to his dignity, Thraxas goes into action. Soon he finds himself in the middle of a deadly war between rival bands of warrior monks. The situation becomes more complicated when a consignment of the King's gold goes missing.

The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.

Le Schtroumpf à Lunettes profite d'une absence du Grand Schtroumpf pour tenter de prendre le pouvoir. Mais tout le monde ne l'entend pas ainsi, et la résistance s'organise bien vite autour de la Schtroumpfette. Une lutte schtroumpficide menacera de détruire le village entier.

Quelle est cette étrange boule de cristal ramenée par le Schtroumpf Bricoleur d'une de ses promenades ? Elle montre le désir secret de chacun de ceux qui la regardent. Et elle est l'œuvre de Trolls cruels et dominateurs qui habitent sous la terre et ont besoin d'esclaves pour leurs mines.

From the master of Story, Dialogue, and Character, ACTION offers writers the keys to propulsive storytelling. ACTION explores the ways that a modern-day writer can successfully tell an action story that not only stands apart, but wins the war on clichés. Teaming up with the former co-host of...

Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you! With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more!

Here, we have a glorious ensemble of Woodhousian characters knocking elbows to foreheads in the elegant and grand Blandings Castle. Meet Freddy Threepwood, the vagrant son of doddering old Lord Emsworth of Blandings Castle. Freddy has recently become engaged to Aline Peters, the American heiress of an irascible father. The snag is that Freddy seems to have at one point become enamored of a struggling actress, Joan Valentine, and written some impetuous and imprudent letters to her.

Le Village des Schtroumpfs est en proie aux hurlements d'un dragon fantôme. Pour l'apaiser, les Schtroumpfs devront trouver le Voyageur venu de la lointaine Chine. Heureusement que le Grand Schtroumpf peut comprendre les coutumes bizarres de l'étranger, et même son langage!

Une potion magique du Grand Schtroumpf a été répandue par erreur sur un oisillon. Celui-ci se transforme en un monstre effrayant qui détruit tout le village. Heureusement, le Grand Schtroumpf parviendra à débarrasser le village de cette menace. Mais il lui faudra beaucoup d'efforts.

Pour faire des réparations au moulin, les Schtroumpfs doivent amener du village un lourd chariot de matériel. "Si seulement ce chariot pouvait schtroumpfer tout seul !" gémit le Schtroumpf Poète. Quand le Schtroumpf Bricoleur construit le premier Schtroumpf-mobile, le jeu commence !

Le Schtroumpf Bricoleur a mis au point une machine étonnante qui permet de modifier le temps à volonté. Malheureusement, un conflit entre le Schtroumpf Paysan, qui a besoin d'un peu de pluie pour ses cultures, et le Schtroumpf Poète, qui écrit une Ode au Soleil, sème la perturbation.

Two gassy brothers. One mad clown with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. Can kid fart power save the world's butt? Willy and Peter just want to sit around gaming and farting. So it's really annoying when they're out shopping for their sister's birthday and end up captured by crazed clowns who want to take over the planet. From a remote bouncy castle dungeon to the White House itself, can Willy and Peter outsmart - and out-fart - the evil clowns? Can they save the human race from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister's birthday?

Le Schtroumpf Maladroit aimerait devenir magicien. Mais comme le Grand Schtroumpf ne l'y encourage pas (ce n'est pas pour rien qu'on l'appelle Maladroit !), il en est réduit à "emprunter" une formule magique au vilain sorcier Gargamel. La formule, malheureusement, a des effets inattendus.

Gargamel vole l'or des Fées et c'est presque le début d'une guerre sans merci entre les Fées et les Schtroumpfs.

Le vilain sorcier Gargamel a conçu un nouveau plan infaillible pour capturer les Schtroumpfs. Il réalise un miroir magique qui engloutit ceux qui s'y regardent. Justement, le Schtroumpf Coquet a brisé son propre miroir. En se promenant dans la forêt, il se retrouve devant l'objet magique de Gargamel.

La hideuse sorcière Hogatha est amoureuse d'un enchanteur. Le sournois sorcier Gargamel lui promet de lui faire rencontrer l'homme qui fait battre son cœur en échange d'un appeau à Schtroumpfs.