Bitter is the New Black
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I Regret Nothing
- A Memoir
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she’s managed to document her (and her generation’s) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it...
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I Regret Nothing
- A Memoir
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 2015-05-05
- Language: English
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Bright Lights, Big Ass
- A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Unabridged ? 10 hours Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows...
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Bright Lights, Big Ass
- A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 2009-05-18
- Language: English
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Bitter is the New Black
- Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why YouShould Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Unabridged ? 11 hours This is the smart-mouthed, soul- searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she's gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she'd never have to answer for...
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- By Cindy on 2022-08-14
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Bitter is the New Black
- Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why YouShould Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 2009-05-13
- Language: English
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Welcome to the United States of Anxiety
- Observations from a Reforming Neurotic
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Jen Lancaster is here to take a hard look at our elevating anxieties, and with self-deprecating wit and levelheaded wisdom, she charts a path out of the quagmire that keeps us frightened of the future and ashamed of our imperfectly perfect human lives....
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Welcome to the United States of Anxiety
- Observations from a Reforming Neurotic
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 2020-10-01
- Language: English
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My Fair Lazy
- One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being a Dumb Ass Is the New Black, or, a Culture-Up Manifesto
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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It's a JENaissance! The New York Times bestselling author of Pretty in Plaid gets her culture on. Readers have followed Jen Lancaster through job loss, sucky city living, weight loss attempts, and 1980s nostalgia. Now Jen chronicles her efforts to achieve cultural enlightenment, with some...
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My Fair Lazy
- One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being a Dumb Ass Is the New Black, or, a Culture-Up Manifesto
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 2010-05-04
- Language: English
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner....
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-23
- Language: English
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Such a Pretty Fat
- One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie Is Not the Answer
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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A NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER:"To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I...
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No plot, super negative, waste of a credit.
- By Canuckshopper on 2024-12-08
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Such a Pretty Fat
- One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie Is Not the Answer
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 2009-05-18
- Language: English
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Jeneration X
- One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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In Such a Pretty Fat, Jen Lancaster learned how to come to terms with her body. In My Fair Lazy, she expanded her mind. Now the New York Times bestselling author gives herself—and her generation—a kick in the X, by facing her greatest challenge to date: acting her age. Jen is finally ready...
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Jeneration X
- One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 2012-05-01
- Language: English
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Housemoms
- A Novel
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Maria McCann, EJ Lavery, Jeremy Carlisle Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Three grown women find escape and camaraderie on sorority row in a delightfully exhilarating novel about fresh starts, whether you want them or not, by New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster....
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Housemoms
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Maria McCann, EJ Lavery, Jeremy Carlisle Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2023-11-01
- Language: English
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Here I Go Again
- A Novel
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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The second novel from the New York Times bestselling author of If You Were Here takes us back to the hair metal 80's. Twenty years after ruling the halls of her suburban Chicago high school, Lissy Ryder doesn’t understand why her glory days ended. Back then, she was worshipped...beloved...
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Here I Go Again
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 2013-01-29
- Language: English
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The Anti-Heroes
- A Novel
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani, Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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Two best friends, stalled and dissatisfied, change the course of their lives in a wildly funny novel about facing your fears—to the extreme—by New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster.
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The Anti-Heroes
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani, Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 2024-10-01
- Language: English
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The Tao of Martha
- My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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One would think that with Jen Lancaster’s impressive list of bestselling self-improvement memoirs—Bitter Is the New Black; Bright Lights, Big Ass; Such a Pretty Fat; Pretty in Plaid; My Fair Lazy; and Jeneration X—that she would have it all together by now. One would be wrong. Jen’s...
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The Tao of Martha
- My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 2013-06-04
- Language: English
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If You Were Here
- A Novel
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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The fiction debut of the New York Times bestselling author of My Fair Lazy.Told in the uproariously entertaining voice readers have come to expect from Jen Lancaster, If You Were Here follows Amish-zombie-teen- romance author Mia and her husband Mac (and their pets) through the alternately...
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Great first nonfiction novel
- By Cindy on 2022-09-07
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If You Were Here
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 2011-05-03
- Language: English
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Twisted Sisters
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster is “as adept at fiction as she is at telling her own stories” (Publishers Weekly, starred review). And now in her new novel, reality gets an unreal makeover… Reagan Bishop is a pusher. A licensed psychologist who stars on the Wendy Winsberg...
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Twisted Sisters
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 2014-02-04
- Language: English
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Pretty in Plaid
- Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 2009-05-12
- Language: English
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The Gatekeepers
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Arielle Delisle, Julia Whelan, Michael Goldstrum, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
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"How could we know that forever could end at seventeen?" Anyone passing through North Shore, Illinois, would think it was the most picture-perfect place ever, with all the lakefront mansions and manicured hedges and iron gates. No one talks about the fact that the brilliant, talented kids in...
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The Gatekeepers
- Narrated by: Arielle Delisle, Julia Whelan, Michael Goldstrum, Andrew Eiden, Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 2017-10-10
- Language: English
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The Best of Enemies
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Emily Rankin, Julia Whelan
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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Bridesmaids meets Big Little Lies in a novel told from the alternating perspectives of two women who define the term frenemies—from New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster. Jacqueline Jordan knows conflict. A fearless journalist, she’s spent the past decade embedded in the world’s...
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The Best of Enemies
- Narrated by: Emily Rankin, Julia Whelan
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 2015-08-04
- Language: English
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By The Numbers
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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The New York Times bestselling author of The Best of Enemies serves up a hilarious new novel of the “sandwich generation.” Actuary Penny Sinclair has a head for business, and she always makes rational decisions. Knowing that 60% of spouses cheat and 50% of marriages end in divorce, she...
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By The Numbers
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 2016-06-21
- Language: English
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Peter Pulaski Must Pay
- A Novel
- Written by: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby, Anne Marie Lewis, Daniel Henning, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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In this twisty, hilarious novel, New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster explores what happens when a marriage, friendship, revenge, and the human capacity for deception collide.
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Peter Pulaski Must Pay
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby, Anne Marie Lewis, Daniel Henning, Kelsey Jaffer, Tim Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 2025-09-02
- Language: English
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