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Crypt currency is the future. The enchantments are reliable. The aethernet infrastructure is sound. And despite the fact the currency is stored in something called a pocket crypt, relies on phantoms of the dead, and often involves a worrying green glow, experts agree it has nothing to do with necromancy. All of the big crypt magnates say so.

As a kind-hearted beekeeper, young Belissar was never one to boast about anything. But after he was rescued by a beneficial bee core and gifted a tower, life has certainly exceeded his wildest expectations. In fact, he's become a serious contender in a world in which the unworthy very quickly become the unalived. And that's the ending a whole juggernaut of strong, nigh-eternal, highborn tower lords have in mind for Belissar. They're on the way, and they want him annihilated—along with everything he's ever created.

All Hail Chaos is Sarah Rees Brennan’s wicked, unmissable sequel to Long Live Evil. "Delicious, subversive." —Leigh Bardugo, NYT bestselling author of The Ninth House One of the New York Times "Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of 2024" THE EMPEROR IS HERE. AND SHE MADE HIM WORSE. Rae is a...

Waking up in Borella, a world where mages and their mysterious pets rule everything, Magnus discovers that he is no longer a musician, but instead has become the Tower Master of the Crimson Flame Mage Tower. Some might call it an upgrade, but Magnus isn’t so sure. Stuck in the body of a mage who shattered his own soul while trying to bind a powerful mysterious creature who doesn’t want to show its face, he is facing expulsion from his mage tower in a little less than a month.

After humanity's deep space probe Squanto goes missing in the Gauntlet, Staff Sergeant Martin Kelvin and Sergeant Frank Cage are pulled from leave to search for the vessel. Three teams have already vanished in the quantum corridor where time fractures and physics breaks down. But Squanto didn't just find a path through; they found something waiting in the darkness.

I stopped a demon-possessed warship and saved a kingdom. Surely a quiet semester at magic school isn't too much to ask? Apparently it is. A demon queen from my war days has started haunting my dreams, and she's got plans for the portal to hell sitting right under Stoneway Academy. The paladins say everything's fine. The headmistress says the ancient tree keeping the demons sealed is perfectly healthy. Meanwhile, I'm waking up smelling like brimstone and watching corruption spread through the school's roots.

Morgan Blackwater's mother is a kickass, world-saving, demon-slaying Shadow Council wizard. As for Morgan? Morgan's a junior salesperson at a tech startup. But with magic dyslexia and a disinclination to kick ass, Morgan is doing her best carving out a niche for herself in the mundane world...

When Tempest Michaels opened a paranormal investigation agency, it was to corner a niche of the market where gullible people believe they are being haunted or that their Great Aunt Hilda is a witch …… what he gets is unparalleled mayhem as cases with far more teeth and claw than he expected start lining up at his door. Having invited chaos into his life, it’s not long before he needs to call in help, but are his mates from the pub, an ex-army buddy, his dogs, and his mum (why are there no grandchildren, Tempest?) really the back-up he needs?

Upgrade Available: Protagonist. Goblin Peon No. 49 is a level-one nobody. A disposable NPC at the very bottom of the dungeon food chain. Then his script glitches. He gets a character class, attributes, a user interface—and even a name: “Rook." Stalked by the godlike System and guided (sort of) by a giant rat who talks like a corrupted tutorial prompt, Rook stumbles into a quest that could change everything: recover three memory shards with the power to turn an NPC into a player character. Unfortunately, this dungeon isn’t especially supportive of personal growth.

I met a werewolf in a hospital and somehow ended up mated to him. I never believed werewolves were real, but now I'm face-to-face with the truth. They exist. And this one has decided I belong to him. Or at least his wolf has. The man doesn't actually seem to want me. Which makes me want him, however ridiculous or unhealthy that is. He thinks we should just be friends, even though the monster within him disagrees. So I decide to seduce him to prove that we could work out, because honestly? Just friends isn't going to work for me.

PRE-ORDER THE BRILLIANTLY IMAGINATIVE NEW NOVEL FROM FRANCES WHITE, THE USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED. -- How far will you go to open The Bone Door? When Hop awakens in an ancient labyrinth, he has no memory of his life, or how he got here. He does not recognise the...

Ravenna is free. The army outside the settlement isn't going anywhere. And Fate's Dungeon just opened a door neither of them planned to walk through. Gabriel barely has time to celebrate freeing the competitive, arrogant, increasingly-hard-to-ignore winged high priestess before the Fae Islands remind him that victory is just the setup for the next problem. A small army is camped at his doorstep. And somewhere between the threat outside and the settlement that needs defending, Fate intervenes—pulling Gabriel and Ravenna into a dungeon neither of them chose. Inside: sidequests. Lions. Hucows.

Chelby und ihr Team glauben, dass ihre Probleme mit Sektor Neun hinter ihnen liegen. Sie liegen falsch. Chelby erhält eine mysteriöse SMS von jemandem namens Moon, der behauptet, in Sektor Neun als Spion tätig zu sein. Moon behauptet, es gäbe einen Spion bei den Paranormal Söldnerkorps…… jemand, den sie am wenigsten vermuten würden. Der Spion könnte einer von Chelbys engsten Freunden sein. Jetzt weiß sie nicht, wem sie vertrauen soll, obwohl Vertrauen das ist, was sie braucht, um den nächsten Schritt von Sektor Neun abzuwehren. Was ist im Geheimlabor in Schottland passiert?

Yuna makes it to the elven village, where a new crisis awaits--something is wrong with the elves' sacred tree, causing the protective barrier around the village to weaken. A little investigation proves the tree is possessed by a monster! Fighting beasts is one thing. Fighting a plant? That's new. Time for the Bloody Bear to get her gardening shears!

Benny Lancaster was supposed to pick a sensible trade, like his uncle’s baking or his aunt’s music. Instead, he made a choice that surprised the whole town: Necromancy. But studying under Master Lightroot, he soon learns that necromancy isn’t about raising dark armies; it’s a day job. Between shifts at the neighborhood necromancy store and exploring ancient spirit tombs, Benny must prove that his craft isn’t a curse—it’s a way to bring harmony to both the living and the dead.

To erase his crippling medical debt, 50-year-old Dave signs a contract that uploads his mind into RiftBorn™—a brutal pay-to-win dungeon-crawler death game watched by millions. Dave doesn’t need to level up or get loot. He has 20 days to win over a generation raised on TikTok and Twitch, or the system pulls the plug on his real-world body. The problem? He skipped the tutorial and has no idea what he’s doing.

When a catastrophe at Mogor's imperial palace threatens the citizens' lives, Cale miraculously swoops in to save them. Little do they know that this display of heroism slots perfectly into his plans. The next leg of his journey takes him north, where he braves a killer storm to converse with the nigh omniscient World Tree—but the tree's insights come at a cost. With the northern armies gearing up to march on the continent, Cale is eager to cash in on his exploits and alliances. The long-awaited war has finally arrived, and Cale's fate hangs in the balance!

Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting… Chloe Mayfield is rebuilding – her love life, her career, and most importantly, Blue Moon Division, the only branch in the entire Boston Police Department tasked with investigating the paranormal. Having brought about an end to the war with the...

From the acclaimed critic and award-winning author of Anno Dracula comes a bitingly satirical story of superheroism, soap opera and alternative reality -- for readers of Austin Grossman’s Soon I Will Be Invincible and George R.R. Martin’s Wild Cards. When Chrissie Chambers (model actress...

The army is no place for being idle. A bad soldier is one who can't get this into his head; one who'll do anything to get out of work, who's forever looking for a quiet corner where he can sit and do nothing. But Konstantin was not that soldier. Konstantin was always looking for ways to make...

Als Melody Bittersweet und ihre Crew von der Girls Ghostbusting Agency zur Geistervertreibung nach Maplemead Castle gerufen werden, steht schnell fest, wer die neuen Besitzer des Schlosses um den Schlaf bringt: Ein Jahrhundert ist es her, dass die Trapezkünstlerin Britannia Lovell bei einer spektakulären Showeinlage im großen Ballsaal des Schlosses in den Tod stürzte. Melody, Marina und Art nehmen die Recherche auf und sehen sich dabei wieder einmal gezwungen, mit Melodys Nemesis (und Ex) Leo Dark zusammenzuarbeiten.

My name is Meadow Atlier, and I was never meant to be the hero. I'm the girl who grew up brainwashed by a cult to be nothing more than a sacrifice. The girl who always tried to be perfect and was scared to step out of line for fear of being seen as different, but now? Now I'm the girl who has to...

His entire life, both as wolf and man, Kane has been a hunter. Now, he is the one being hunted. A merciless stranger has emerged from the shadows, vowing to track Kane down and destroy him. To erase the Wolfwere bloodline from existence—just as this mysterious predator did to Kane's pack. But Kane has something this relentless hunter does not: an ex-criminal who's found the first hints of true joy in her life, and Emelda will stop at nothing to kill the hunter before he can take that away.

I came to the guild to keep it from tearing the realm apart. Now I’m covered in wolf hair, running errands for meddling gods, and down one tunic, thanks to a tiger’s claws. My nerdy assistant keeps a calendar that could run an empire. The clingy wolfgirl has no concept of personal space. And the shy bunny alchemist? She’s gone maniacal, one experiment away from blowing the roof off. They’re expert hunters. It’s life in the guild that’s the real problem. Every day tests my diplomacy, my strength, and my willpower…and that last one’s running dangerously low.

Die Geschichte wurde ausgelöscht und umgeschrieben. Als Liv und Rory die Wahrheit über einen Krieg zwischen Magiern und Sterblichen aufdecken, wissen sie, dass sie etwas Großem auf der Spur sind. Niemand darf erfahren, was sie entdeckt haben. Wie Liv bereits seit Langem vermutet, hat die Kenntnis der Wahrheit schon viele Menschen getötet. Das hält sie jedoch nicht davon ab, tiefer zu graben. Sie muss besonders vorsichtig sein. Die verborgene Geschichte ist nicht leicht aufzudecken. Die Dämonenjagd und das Zurückzahlen von Gefälligkeiten für den Fae lässt ihr nicht viel Zeit für Untersuchungen.