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100% Match

Auteur(s): Patrick C. Harrison III
Narrateur(s): Joe Hempel
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"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)

Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)

"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)

"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)

"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)

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The story itself is quite interesting and written in a witty manner that made me almost chuckle at times at the most horrifying descriptions. The gore isn’t extremely graphic but the content is disturbing, HOWEVER it does not live up to the expectations of the recommendations of it being extremely scary. It is bad though. Not for the faint of heart.

Perfect voice over lol

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Warning for those sensitive to sex to extreme fetish content and horror.

Story is about a seemingly involuntarily celibate man seeking a serious relationship. He is deeply disturbed but able to hold himself together very well, and functions decently in everyday life. The protagonist is surprising intelligent and fascinated by statistics especially those about women. He uses these statistics to attempt to increase his chances of "finding a mate". These statistic range from the scent of body wash women to more demeaning examples such as blonde women on average being more likely to cheat.

Despite the protagonist being hygienic in attempts to attract a mate he often engages activities and behaviors that may I say statistically society would find abbroent such as smearing mucus on fast food burgers and feeding them to customers at hid work place; not out of frustration but just because. This is definitely the most tame example of his behaviors. Let's just say feces and urine are involved on more than one occasion and not necessarily work related.

Due to the shortness of the story you do not get a good picture of the world around the protagonist and consequences for his actions which is relatively sad considering the protagonist is actually rather interesting and I would've loved to know more about why he does the things he does whilst pursuing love.

Lacking Depth but a decent horror

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The descriptions of some actions were so visceral I actually squeezed my eyes shut. A quick and vulgar listen for anyone who likes feeling physically ill.

Intimate portrayal of shit murder and boogers

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Ummmmmm this was super short and I am not sure if that was good or bad? The gross out factor, constant statistics, and random violence left little room to actually get to know any of the characters. But maybe it works that way?
It definitely made me feel some kinda way… I am just not sure what way it is.
Kudos to the voice actor for reading it!

What did I just listen to?

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This book was nasty. Its descriptions of his filthy habits and morals left me with profound feelings of disgust, but man oh man was the ending bittersweet. Justice is served.

Gross and justified.

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this was actually really adorable and I loved it so much. I loved the cavalier way the creepy stuff was dropped and the use of percentages <3

cutest love story <3

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I loved the whole story, just didn't really like the ending personally. Also wish it was longer!!!

I loved how it was a different kind of story. it had that surprise factor and it was dark!!

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First off, the narrator is absolute perfection for this. A tale of a twisted man that will have you addicted to hear what comes next. Great short story for those who like dark humour mixed with horror

Twisted and darkly funny

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I personally find the story too short but it was a good book. It was a "wtf" moment most of it which I personally like.

Special

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I had originally seen this book on TikTok listed under a top 10 books that will leave you disturbed post. With great curiosity, I purchased this book as I had been out of credits. Since my time listening to this book, I still have very mixed feelings.
CONTAINS VAGUE SPOILERS
The pros of the book include the absolutely fascinating marketing I had seen for this book, the plot, the twists, the gore.
A book that can evoke feelings such as happiness and excitement are common, throw a few cute cliches in a novel and that will most likely do it for many people. Where the true test lies is which author can make you squirm? Who can make you NEED to hit pause or put down the book for a moment to collect your thoughts? Patrick C. Harrison III can. The nonchalance of the book as well as the absolutely brilliant writing style of almost a diary makes the book feel all the more human and that makes it even more unsettling. While not a horror novel, 100% Match is a book that still successfully evokes a sense of dread in the reader, to do this, real talent is needed.
The plot itself is very casual, very day to day diary feel as mentioned previously. It is this exact kind of plot, with the subtle hint drops and confessions made with no regard for any worry which makes this book amazing. With the nonchalance in the plot and the casual pace, the twists become a mix of jarring as well as hidden. There were moments where I had to ask myself if I had in fact just heard what I think I did.
The gore in this book is not just blood. The body mutilation, animal cruelty, child cruelty and abuse in the book is disturbing and frankly just gross, however, I must give credit where credit is due, it is well written. No extra details for the extremely sensitive topics such as the animals and children, but just enough to get a point across.

The con I had with this book is the fact that it is just fucked up.
I had originally given the book 2 stars, but as I write this review, I understand that the way I was left disgusted and staring at a wall is proof of the success of the author. While I was in school for writing, it was drilled into me that the success of an author comes from how they can convey feelings and emotions to the reader.
Patrick C. Harrison III did an absolutely amazing job at making the reader (me, in this case) feel disgusted and disturbed and he should be recognized for that.

The violence in this book is messy, it's brutal and shocking, however, nothing is drawn out or added for the sake of adding words. Each word is deliberately picked and serves a purpose to propel the plot. The read is easy in terms of world building and plot as this is written as an everyday life for an 'average man.'

Curiosity Got The Best of Me, And I Do Not Mind

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