How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying
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Jeanette Illidge
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Django Wexler
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Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.
This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
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Ce que les critiques en disent
nerdvana
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One thing: producers chose to change recording timbre for the many asides. An unfortunate choice; it’s distracting. That being said, it’s the only criticism I have. It’s a great story!
Incredibly Narrated
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The book has a rather sharp opening; the main character wakes up for the several-hundredth time, summoned to save the kingdom. Only this time she decides she's tired of losing and being tortured to death and decides to have some fun... beginning by brutally murdering the kindly old wizard who first meets her. Okay. It makes sense because Davi is stuck in a time loop, so she knows that nothing she does has consequences - it's all going to start over again. So why not be evil this time around?
The book has moments where it deepens, dealing with some of the trauma Davi has gone through. It also has some pretty clear discussions of suicide and rape that might not be for everyone. In fact, large parts of the book aren't for everyone. You might just find this book one of the best written this year - or you might find it the kind you can't keep reading.
Witty, zany, relatable but not for everyone
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I'll continue with the story in the next book but hope some of the fantasy storyline and interesting perspective of antihero shines through and ease back on the wink wink nudge nudge say no more sex fantasy slows.
Fun and Easy going, but female protagonist written like a horny 16 year old.
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wild and funny
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