What the Hell Did I Just Read
A Novel of Cosmic Horror
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Narrateur(s):
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Stephen R. Thorne
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Auteur(s):
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David Wong
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Jason Pargin
À propos de cet audio
It's the story "They" don't want you to listen to. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached". No, don't put the book back on the shelf - it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from listening to it. Yes, it works with audiobooks, too, I don't have time to explain how.
While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.
Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome - and, to be frank, stupid - cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
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Fun, fantastic fiction!
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Witty, silly, smart
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I enjoyed it and I felt the performance by Stephen Thorne was very good and captured the spirit of the material.
Amusing and a little weird
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Easily sucked into the plot, vivid imagery, and a gripping experience, this is my favourite book. It's the first I read in the series, and I hope you read it too.
This series slaps, everytime. Read it. If it's your first with the series, read it then read the others.
Read it!!!!
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Unnecessarily vulgar
Excessively graphic
Surprisingly insightful
Cons:
Not enough soy sauce
Not enough pages!
Disturbed Genius
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Good story, mid reader
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its not as good it keeps to the same style and humour.
Good, but not as strong as the previous two
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Hellishly Hilarious!
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what a ride
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Beavis & Butthead vs Brain Warping Bug Monsters
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