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John Dies at the End

Auteur(s): David Wong
Narrateur(s): Stephen R. Thorne
Durée: 14 h et 17 min
Catégories: Littérature, Contemporain
4.5 out of 5 stars (94 évaluations)

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Description

STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.

©2007 David Wong and Permuted Press. All rights reserved. (P)2011 BBC Audiobooks America

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  • Zoe
  • 2018-10-11

Gruesomely good fun!

This book is perfect for people who have a very odd brand of humor and who aren’t afraid of a little (or a lot) of gore.

The main characters are deeply flawed but incredibly engaging, and the story manages to draw you in and take you on a wild ride through the absurd reality of this world.

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Sometimes Gross, Frequently Excellent

The narrator is exceptionally talented and engaging - I cannot stress enough how much Stephen R. Thorne made the listening experience for me. The book itself is likely to surprise a genuine laugh out of the listener. Occasionally it gets pretty gross, often it gets pretty weird, but the jokes and off-the-wall concepts come so hard and so fast that even if it misses sometimes, it's bound to find a hit sooner than you can prepare yourself for it. The characters rapidly become more likeable and endearing than you expect from the book's outset and amongst the general insanity, there are ideas and elements of worldbuilding that are genuinely interesting and make you crave more. An absolutely singular listening experience; it definitely made long drives to work less boring. #Audible1

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  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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Amazingly Wacky!

Crazy nonstop insanity. I loved it. The Characters are amazing. The story is pretty wacky, but you can't help but laugh. If your a fan of the Horror comedy genre, don't miss this book.

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  • Au global
    4 out of 5 stars
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Author has one heck of a imagination!

Great book , the author has a brilliant imagination.
The narrator of John Dies at the end is FANTASTIC!

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A real trip

The voice work was excellent, no question there.

The story was a wild and crazy acid trip full of constant strange surprises. It’s pretty impressive to be caught off guard so frequently over the course of 14 or so hours but this book has a way of comfortably and unapologetically dropping you down the rabbit hole while still keeping the relative sanity of the characters at the forefront. The only downside for me is that I was occasionally confused about where we were at certain points of the story but I imagine that was due to me being distracted for an important second or two.

In writing this review I’m realizing that I don’t know how to describe it. It was unique and I definitely recommend it.

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Weird and Wonderful.

I had no idea what to expect going into this one and was pleasantly surprised. It is weird but extremely entertaining. Perfect narration for the content (in my opinion).
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Intriguing, insane, and incredible.

I have always liked this book (and love the movie. even if it chops out a good 80% of the book, it was delivered well) and the audio book is a great listen. For those looking for a humorous and ludicrous ride through an increasingly warped story, this is a really good book.

It is serious when it needs to be, but in a real/human way that conveys what would happen if you grabbed a couple of average guys and threw them into the twilight zone. Then made them tell the story to each other while high, and then someone wrote down what they overheard and made a story out of it. The characters are likeable and realistic, and the story is well written.

It isn't perfect but it is a solid read/listen. Don't go into this expecting everything to make total sense. It makes just enough sense to convey a clear narrative and give you a fun story to try and piece together. Highly recommend.


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  • Au global
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The modern lovecraft is here to make you question.

what a story. a book filled with monsters, other worldy dread and all the good stuff. I highly recommend his book to all lovers of horror that goes beyond a monster in your closet and makes you ask, was that closet ever there before you noticed it right now, or was it put there by a shadowy organization with ties to dark forces that want you to think you always had a closet there and you should not question it.

have fun and enjoy. =)

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loved it

I loved the whole story, the way the author describes certain scene and such are just hilarious.

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As always, the book is better than the film.

Not that I didn't love the film, but there's always so much that can be conveyed by a book that film just can't cover. I'm also delighted that the book and film diverge in the middle, so it wasn't just like listening to a described audio version of the film.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 2012-11-19

Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.

This author has a certain fixation with bodily fluids, and human extremities. So while this book IS hilarious, expect many of the funny moments to involve poop jokes. Seriously. Yes, it's very funny, but there is so much vulgarity. And it all seems to be centered around profanity, and gross-out horror. It didn't really bother me, but this book's bad guys are bad because they are so morally alien to our values, and like to manifest as obscenely deviant as possible. Hopefully that doesn't give too much away, but I feel like you should be warned.

Stephen R. Thorne does a great job at narration, his pacing and delivery are perfect.

There is more then one book in this series.

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  • L. M. Roberts
  • Southern California
  • 2012-11-01

Made me feel old

Every decade has its twist on the various genres. This is very new-gen. I suspect it is better than I can appreciate in my older-than-I-feel 50's, but it's a nice insight into the future of horror! Or should that be fantasy? Or maybe comic suspense? I guess that's the whole point.

Quirky, yes. Suspenseful? Sort of. It's so over-the-top I never really worried about any of the characters, first because I could not relate to them and second because I never once thought of them as real people. That doesn't mean they weren't sympathetic, in their own way (think nephew you don't much like but have to be nice to cause your sister's their mom).

There are no cliches in this book, at least not yet. There are plenty of didn't-see-it-coming. I'm not sure if I'll read more from this author, but I sure won't rule it out!

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  • Ryan
  • Somerville, MA, United States
  • 2013-01-30

The mutant love child of “Clerks”, H.P. Lovecraft

Part of me is eternally 14 years old, so I spent the first few chapters snorting with laughter at David Wong’s over-the-top slacker humor parody of horror movies, buddy stories, and various aspects of American society. Our hero, David, is a not-especially-heroic everydude who works at a video story, and constantly gets roped into his irrepressible doofus friend John’s schemes. A series of bizarre events leads to John being infected by a strange substance called “soy sauce”, which opens a gateway to another reality and enables the duo to see, hear, and experience weird things they previously couldn’t.

Part of me is also an adult, so the hilarity wore off a little once I’d gotten used to the schtick, but the story was creative enough to keep me entertained. Rather than just cranking out a predictable riff on horror movies, Wong (not his real name) comes up with a pretty imaginative, creepy universe of his own, one that probably would have been fun in the hands of a more “serious” writer, too. There are twists and turns to the story, as the soy sauce (and the dark beings behind it) bend the laws of time and space, and David reveals himself to be a less than totally reliable narrator. The author, it seems, had a grand old time anticipating the reader’s anticipation and trying to stay ahead of it. Does John really die in the end? Oh, you’ll just have to find out.

I can see where the Hitchhiker's Guide comparisons are coming from, even though Wong’s sense of humor is a lot crasser than Douglas Adams. Like that classic, John Dies is essentially a fistful of spitballs flung at the wall, and many don’t stick, but it has the same spirit of inventiveness and rambunctious fun. And there are some trenchant social observations -- towards the end, the plot used videogames in a way that made my mind go "whoah".

I'm glad I listened to the audio version. Smart-stupid wit often works best when it harkens back to its ancient oral tradition and, in this case, Stephen Thorne's conspiratorial tone and impeccable delivery are a perfect fit for the material.

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  • Michael
  • Walnut Creek, CA, United States
  • 2012-09-18

Funny but unfulfilling

This book does a few things very well. The narration is really excellent, the off-beat humor is entertaining, and the story has some interesting elements, but it lacks quite a bit as well. Much of the humor is scatological (which is ok in small doses unless you are under fifteen), the characterizations are weak, and the story is so unbounded it became silly. I found this book lacks the underlying spirit that makes Hitchhikers Guide and most Koontz books really compelling.

I imagine that if I were a tween boy this might be hilarious and even a little scary, but as it is, I found myself laughing occasionally, but mostly waiting for it to end.

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  • Alex
  • DALLAS, TX, United States
  • 2012-05-21

Good fun, good narrator

John Dies is an entertaining and mind-bending horror-comedy novel. The horror is high on gross-out factor, not really particularly scary (despite what other reviewers have said--maybe they actually believe in shadow people, I don't know...). The humor is great. I don't know how quite to put my finger on it but I feel like it's very 21st century. Something about naming a drug that opens the doors of your perception to the supernatural and beyond "Soy Sauce" just sounds like something you'd find on the internet. Maybe that and the frequent video game references. I'd recommend this book if you're the type of person who laughs their way through most monster flicks. You'll find a kindred spirit in this writer. As for the narrator, I thought he did a great job. Good voices for most of the characters, other than perhaps Amy whom I thought sounded a bit bland. I look forward to the movie and the sequel.

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  • Jennifer
  • GRAND HAVEN, MI, United States
  • 2012-10-15

Funny but unorganized and crass

Where does John Dies at the End rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

The narrator was excellent and delivered the story well, but I found that the plot was confusing and overall lacked continuity. The style of writing was very enjoyable and funny, but I found that the details were unnecessarily crass and didn't add anything to the story (lots of references to fecal matter and urine and genitals). The characters weren't believable, especially their reactions in the story. It was a wild tale, and I think for me it was difficult to enjoy because it didn't have any firm footing in plot. The brotherly-like duo reminds me of Supernatural, but with less character development and all of the absurdity and randomness of hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

The story seemed to have an ending that wrapped up nicely, but then it kept going and dropped off a cliff, quite abruptly. I was left with many questions, and overall wishing that the plot had been carried out differently. Overall, it left me feeling unsatisfied.

Any additional comments?

The humor and style reminded me a bit of Douglas Adams, and I would like to see more from David Wong. I'd read his books again with hopes for more continuity and less graphic humor.

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  • Shaun
  • Milpitas, CA, United States
  • 2012-07-28

Funniest book in years.

Where does John Dies at the End rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This is by far in my top 5, I will listen to this again and again. Funny, fantastic narrator just plain wrong in all the best ways.

What did you like best about this story?

The screw ball comedy, the most absurd and unexpected things happening and the great personality of the characters (outstanding writing) makes this funny, perfectly paced and keeps you smiling; when it doesn't have you looking over your shoulder for a floating jellyfish)

What about Stephen R. Thorne’s performance did you like?

Great range, I felt like his character was talking to me directly. His performance accentuates the humor and is what made this one of the best audio books I have ever listened to.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed a LOT. Very funny if you can appreciate the humor

Any additional comments?

GET THIS BOOK! You won't be disappointed...

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  • Claudia H
  • Philadelphia, PA
  • 2015-07-28

Funny, Vulgar, Suspensful

It’s really hard to come up with a good summary to this story, but what I can tell you is that it’s a funny sci-fi off-beat story. After listening to the first few chapters, I told my boyfriend about it, and we both pretty much raced through listening to it because it was so entertaining. I’d strongly suggest this book to anyone with a sense of humor, who doesn’t mind some good ol’ fashion poop jokes.

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    2 out of 5 stars
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  • wowziewoo
  • Maryland
  • 2014-09-30

This book is a mess

What a disaster this book is. Really interesting premise, and several of the chapters were fascinating and fun, but everything else was a confusing mish mash of too much crap, all balled together with no reason.

The author obviously has a lot of creativity and can write well, but he can't string a meaningful plot along. There are so many diversions in this book, so many incidents that have nothing to do with anything else - it's impossible to follow this book. I found my mind wandering during 75% of the reading.

And the ending? Complete garbage. A real non-ending.

The narrator however was excellent.

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  • claire b cotts
  • 2013-06-17

It started off so promisingly........

While not my usual read, I thought the description was funny and gave it a try.,
It is very funny (at first) and the gross out and horror parts of it were so over-the-top that, though I'm usually squeamish, they didn't bother me at all.
But somewhere, a little bit before the midway point, it really ran out of steam and became repetitive. (I saw where it had originally been released on the net episodically, and it shows- it really could use an editor.)
over and over, you get.....

"I couldn't have known, at that moment, that my life was going to change for ever.
There before me stood a ________(Insert weird thing here), that looked like a cross between a _______(Insert slimy or horrifying thing here) slug/spider/winged bat/ with seven ten inch long _____ (tentacles/stalks/antlers) emerging from it's back, each ending in what appeared to be a ________(hand/eyeball/ear).
Strangely, it also seemed be wearing ____________(insert quirky pop cultural reference or banal household object here) a hoover vacuum cleaner/microwave oven/can of Vienna sausages) on what would've been its head. It shuddered, slightly, and then emitted a steady stream of _______ (flatulence,/bodily fluid/bodily gas product/weird sounds)"..

I really enjoyed the first part, and the narrator does a great job. It just kept going way past the point where it should have ended. After the midpoint, it felt like it was being written with the idea of making it a movie in mind.

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