What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover?

This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless.

Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.

Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself – A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame – An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal – A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust – A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun” – A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness – And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum

Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.

Time stamps:

00:00 Intro

03:25 Puppy Shout-Out

11:30 Naughty Corner

34:15 A Listener Update

42:00 Quiz on my Face

48:40 Confession Booth

50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!

59:15 What Would You Do?

From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame.

Inside: – A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses – A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag – An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy – A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E) – A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat – Emotional dilemmas including:  → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?  → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?  → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?

This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them.

Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it – A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore – The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture – The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home – And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.

Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed – A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms – A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake – And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat

Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.

This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe.

Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup – A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip

This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse.

Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion – A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag – And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time”

Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.

This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom.

Check out all things Brandon here:

• Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/
• Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom
• Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template