This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse.

Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion – A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag – And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time”

Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.

This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom.

Check out all things Brandon here:

• Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/
• Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom
• Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template

This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again.

We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood – A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb – And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt

Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.

This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history.

Inside: – A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators) – A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop – A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else – Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real – A listener terrified of how his downward-bending penis might ruin everything – And a pair of tights so sheer they made him finish just from hearing the words

00:00 Intro

02:30 Naughty Corner

28:40 Lube or Lies

34:40 Confession Corner

41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole!

52:40 Would You Rather?

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage.

We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms - The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself - A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever - And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist

Time Stamps

08:09 - Naughty Corner 34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game) 37:43 - Confessions 41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole

We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E.

This week brings:

- A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back

– A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation

– A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood

– Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence

– And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy

Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference...

Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one.

00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 15:15 Naughty Corner 41:20 Porn Title or Not? 45:35 Oops! Wrong Hole!

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth.

We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments.

Then things get messy: – A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck – A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating – The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one – And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen

Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV.

Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church.

00:00 Intro 02:30 In The News 14:25 Naughty Corner 30:20 A Confession 39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 51:45 Would You Rather?

From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess.

We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock.

Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog – A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later – Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad) – Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror – Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal

Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public.

02:40 – In The News 07:43 – Naughty Corner 35:01 – Submission 39:37 – Confession 43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole 58:26 – Would You Rather