From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess.

We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock.

Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog – A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later – Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad) – Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror – Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal

Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public.

02:40 – In The News 07:43 – Naughty Corner 35:01 – Submission 39:37 – Confession 43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole 58:26 – Would You Rather

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas.

Then it gets properly unhinged.

– A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out – A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball – A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal – And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex

Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned.

00:00 Intro 08:15 Naughty Corner 33:35 Updates and Shoutouts 38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide 44:55 Confession Booth 50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!

This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.

We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.

Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far... – A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair – And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.)

Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke….

Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk.

03:00 - Naughty Corner 33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide 43:48 - AITA 47:49 - Confession 50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.

In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).

Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.

We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.

Timestamps below: 03:44 – Submariners 08:36 – Naughty Corner 37:10 – Filthy Fortunes 43:50 – Confessions 1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole 1:17:43 – Would You Rather

00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?

We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone.

And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us.

Timestamps: 02:01 - Luke’s Kink 06:40 - Naughty Corner 24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions 31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants 35:05 - Sex Toy Review 41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up 49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole 1:03:03 - Would You Rather

08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You Rather

00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather?