On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor deliver a whirlwind of chaos starting with both of you getting roasted online — Peaches gets permanently banned from the Seether subreddit and labeled a “garbage interviewer,” while Viktor was called “talentless,” which immediately sets the tone for a full hour of two grown men trying to prove random internet strangers wrong by… ranking movies no one’s heard of and mocking Loudwire’s “Big Four” list.

You and Viktor then deep-dive into the most depressing sports films ever made, trauma-bomb your girlfriend’s family with Howard Stern movies, and contemplate showing Terrifier 3 as a Christmas classic. A completely normal holiday season.

From there, the guys review the “20 Best Movies of 2025”… except neither of you have seen 90% of them, and half of the titles sound like they were generated by an AI trying to impress a film professor (“On Becoming a Guinea Fowl,” “The Phoenician Scheme,” “Orwell Two Plus Two Equals Five”). Cue Peaches making up movie titles that honestly sound more believable than the real ones.

And then the big meltdown happens: Loudwire’s “Big Four of Rock & Metal.” Their picks?
Ozzy. Yungblud. My Chemical Romance. Three Days Grace.
Peaches guesses everything except any of those, and both of you spiral into a 10-minute rant about rage-bait, coworker metal, industry plants, baby metal supremacy, masked bands, and why Sleep Token should basically own the world by now.

Sprinkle in Kevin McCallister being an actual serial killer, Viktor falling asleep in theaters, and Peaches trying to get Aubrey to stop watching romance movies long enough to see something terrifying — and you’ve got peak Madness & Mayhem.

This episode has everything: internet insults, rock-nerd fury, film-snob chaos, and holiday-season unhinged energy. Buckle up.

In today’s episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor go on an absolute sleigh ride through the darkest, weirdest, and most disturbingly educational Christmas music rabbit hole ever recorded.

It all starts with Peaches revealing that Winter Wonderland was written by a guy basically doing Arthur Morgan RP in a hospital bed. From there, the duo spirals into a full breakdown of the most cursed holiday songs in existence — including the unhinged fever dream known as “Christmas With Satan”, and a discussion on why “Baby It’s Cold Outside” might actually be the Bill Cosby Holiday Special nobody asked for.

Then Peaches picks a fight with the entire grunge canon. Red Hot Chili Peppers? Overplayed. Audioslave? Overplayed. Pearl Jam? Never once heard anyone say they like “Better Man.” Viktor immediately drags out a list of actual human beings who adore Pearl Jam just to prove Peaches wrong.

Of course, Peaches then decides to attack all of country music — calling Zach Bryan a campfire guitar guy ruining everyone’s marshmallows, and comparing a flying Garth Brooks to a chubby redneck being launched across a stadium like a drunk cannonball.

When that chaos settles, Viktor brings up a Reddit post where a guy told a coworker she “smelled edible,” leading Peaches to construct the most accurate forensic sketch of a greasy-haired dude in an Alpha Wolf shirt ever created in audio form. That tumbles into a rant about Facebook drama, greasy hair complaints, and whether Peaches should post his brain’s unfiltered thoughts online (spoiler: he absolutely should not).

Finally, the guys talk Thanksgiving horror stories, holiday work schedules, and why at least some places should stay open on holidays—because sometimes you just need a lonely Carl’s Jr. burger to stay alive.

It’s unhinged. It’s chaotic. It’s festive.

Basically: perfect radio.

Today’s Noon Hour opens with Peaches and Viktor seriously pondering the world’s most important question: Is dating Sydney Sweeney worth the paparazzi-induced PTSD, or would you just end up communicating through her agent like a hostage negotiation? That spirals — naturally — into whether either of them could survive in Italy, Denmark, or Australia, especially after Viktor lists every venomous creature on the continent and Peaches reenacts a rattlesnake attack like a Discovery Channel reenactment narrated by a man who hates snakes.

But the real meat of this episode?

Peaches’s glorious, explosive, long-awaited banishment from r/Seether — a subreddit run by a man who sounds like he moderates from a swivel chair made of Funko Pops. After half a year of complete silence, Captain Neckbeard descends from the shadows to unload an essay of rage at Peaches for “crimes” that Peaches no longer remembers and probably never committed.

Peaches responds with a ChatGPT-crafted, overly polite message (the ultimate troll), causing the mod to combust in real time. Viktor can barely breathe laughing as Peaches breaks down the saga: the old YouTube comments being unearthed, the subreddit tantrum, Matt’s unhinged revenge post getting immediately nuked, and how even Peaches’s ex-friend Bobby re-entered his life purely to clown on the angry Seether guy. Truly, peace was restored through mutual hatred.

Then the guys pivot to Quentin Tarantino deciding to randomly annihilate Paul Dano’s entire career for sport, Toy Story 3 being too good for the sequels that followed, and Daniel Day-Lewis staying in character so aggressively that he probably ordered craft-services lunch as Abraham Lincoln.

Viktor also recounts The Advocates surprising him with the nicest guitar he’s ever received in his life — which immediately prompted Jade to bully him for not being able to play it. Meanwhile, Peaches almost called paramedics when he thought Viktor died in the studio mid-podcast edit.