Today’s episode swings from combat sports to public bathroom crimes to the darkest corners of horror literature — all in under an hour. Peaches and Viktor kick things off with the bizarre Idaho news story of a TikTok user named fightme_pls — a self-described Muay Thai/Sparring guy in Caldwell who’s spent 39+ days begging strangers to fight him. Viktor sizes him up like he’s doing UFC commentary, while Peaches wisely says, “nope.” Lieutenant Crane’s name gets thrown into the mix, and the guys make plans to lobby him for an exhibition match on Friday.

From there, the duo detours into an even weirder local trend: a Boise man (and now a Pocatello copycat) making viral videos of himself urinating in public spaces. They speculate on the TikTok comment section (“Can you do Nampa next?”), worry about Quinn’s Pond, and laugh at how quickly a dare becomes a felony.

Midway through, Peaches segues into the horror books that can scar you for life after a heated r/HorrorLit thread. Viktor rattles off his personal nightmares (Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door, Dead Inside, The Slob), Peaches recalls A Child Called It, and both marvel at Cormac McCarthy’s The Road as the “I know it’s gonna wreck me” book. It’s like a book club for emotionally masochistic readers.

The show winds down with a discussion about stink vs. cologne overload. From Walmart farmers and In-N-Out cigarette clouds to JC Penney teens spraying test bottles 12 times, Peaches and Viktor hammer home that “yes, soap is good” and “no, your Axe cloud is not.” The running “let that sink in” gag (or “let that smell sink in”) seals the episode with a smirk.

It’s Idaho weirdness, horror book nerdery, and hygiene roasts — classic Noon Hour chaos.

Peaches and Viktor Wilt dive headfirst into another chaotic Tuesday, starting with a viral clip of a 73-year-old senator warning that eating foreign shrimp could make you look like the Alien from Alien. That sparks a whole debate on age limits for politicians — should there be aptitude tests? Hard cutoffs at 60? And if so, should the same apply to radio hosts who are still slinging Top 40 songs well into their 60s? Stern, Seacrest, Elvis Duran — nobody’s safe.

From there, the guys spin off into travel horror stories and overrated cities. Viktor recalls being hustled for CDs on Hollywood Boulevard, while Peaches points out Vegas price-gouging ($10 toothpaste at Circus Circus!) and LA’s questionable Olympic prep for 2028. They weigh in on whether Austin, Nashville, and Houston live up to the hype — with a detour into homeless sweeps, fake Michael Jordans on Hollywood Blvd, and why Vegas burns you out in exactly three days.

Then it’s time for some first-world whining straight from Reddit’s “upper middle class problems” thread. The duo roasts everything from ski trips gone wrong, hot tubs that are “too hot,” washer/dryer placement woes, lake-house dock repairs, and even the tragedy of losing a Duolingo streak on an international flight. Naturally, this leads to Peaches clowning on “$20,000 boat guy” and Viktor’s inevitable “rich people problems” voice.

It’s equal parts political roast, travel therapy, and lifestyle mockery — wrapped in the sharp banter only Peaches and Viktor can deliver.

It’s Friday on Madness & Mayhem, and Peaches and Viktor are feeling (slightly) better than yesterday — thanks to pizza therapy. The show kicks off with food talk ranging from wood-fired pizzas to highfalutin “chicken cordon bleu” pies, before diving into Peaches’ first professional massage experience. Viktor predicts disaster, complete with security cam footage if the massage table collapses under Peaches’ 6’9” frame.

From there, things take a turn into the world of serial marriages and divorces, with Larry King, Elizabeth Taylor, and J.Lo’s ring count all under fire. Peaches admits he’s only giving himself two tries max at marriage, while Viktor argues the loneliness factor might push him further. That segues into an absurd tangent on people marrying AI partners, complete with South Park-level vows and a crying bride clutching her smartphone.

The conversation then pivots to the Howard Stern saga — was his “retirement scare” a desperate bid for relevance? Peaches and Viktor break down his decline from shock jock legend to “basement broadcaster,” roasting his summer-long vacations, celebrity-only studio appearances, and bloated $100M contracts.

Finally, the guys wrap the week with some classic radio rivalry banter, calling out another local station for ripping off their old “pizza delivery” promotion. Naturally, this sparks ideas for their own food drops — from taco tosses to soup surprises to Peaches’ soon-to-be-iconic “Pupusa Party.” Expect sarcasm, chaos, and way too much talk about food — just another Friday in the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.