On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor deliver a whirlwind of chaos starting with both of you getting roasted online — Peaches gets permanently banned from the Seether subreddit and labeled a “garbage interviewer,” while Viktor was called “talentless,” which immediately sets the tone for a full hour of two grown men trying to prove random internet strangers wrong by… ranking movies no one’s heard of and mocking Loudwire’s “Big Four” list.

You and Viktor then deep-dive into the most depressing sports films ever made, trauma-bomb your girlfriend’s family with Howard Stern movies, and contemplate showing Terrifier 3 as a Christmas classic. A completely normal holiday season.

From there, the guys review the “20 Best Movies of 2025”… except neither of you have seen 90% of them, and half of the titles sound like they were generated by an AI trying to impress a film professor (“On Becoming a Guinea Fowl,” “The Phoenician Scheme,” “Orwell Two Plus Two Equals Five”). Cue Peaches making up movie titles that honestly sound more believable than the real ones.

And then the big meltdown happens: Loudwire’s “Big Four of Rock & Metal.” Their picks?
Ozzy. Yungblud. My Chemical Romance. Three Days Grace.
Peaches guesses everything except any of those, and both of you spiral into a 10-minute rant about rage-bait, coworker metal, industry plants, baby metal supremacy, masked bands, and why Sleep Token should basically own the world by now.

Sprinkle in Kevin McCallister being an actual serial killer, Viktor falling asleep in theaters, and Peaches trying to get Aubrey to stop watching romance movies long enough to see something terrifying — and you’ve got peak Madness & Mayhem.

This episode has everything: internet insults, rock-nerd fury, film-snob chaos, and holiday-season unhinged energy. Buckle up.

In today’s episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor go on an absolute sleigh ride through the darkest, weirdest, and most disturbingly educational Christmas music rabbit hole ever recorded.

It all starts with Peaches revealing that Winter Wonderland was written by a guy basically doing Arthur Morgan RP in a hospital bed. From there, the duo spirals into a full breakdown of the most cursed holiday songs in existence — including the unhinged fever dream known as “Christmas With Satan”, and a discussion on why “Baby It’s Cold Outside” might actually be the Bill Cosby Holiday Special nobody asked for.

Then Peaches picks a fight with the entire grunge canon. Red Hot Chili Peppers? Overplayed. Audioslave? Overplayed. Pearl Jam? Never once heard anyone say they like “Better Man.” Viktor immediately drags out a list of actual human beings who adore Pearl Jam just to prove Peaches wrong.

Of course, Peaches then decides to attack all of country music — calling Zach Bryan a campfire guitar guy ruining everyone’s marshmallows, and comparing a flying Garth Brooks to a chubby redneck being launched across a stadium like a drunk cannonball.

When that chaos settles, Viktor brings up a Reddit post where a guy told a coworker she “smelled edible,” leading Peaches to construct the most accurate forensic sketch of a greasy-haired dude in an Alpha Wolf shirt ever created in audio form. That tumbles into a rant about Facebook drama, greasy hair complaints, and whether Peaches should post his brain’s unfiltered thoughts online (spoiler: he absolutely should not).

Finally, the guys talk Thanksgiving horror stories, holiday work schedules, and why at least some places should stay open on holidays—because sometimes you just need a lonely Carl’s Jr. burger to stay alive.

It’s unhinged. It’s chaotic. It’s festive.

Basically: perfect radio.

Today’s Noon Hour opens with Peaches and Viktor seriously pondering the world’s most important question: Is dating Sydney Sweeney worth the paparazzi-induced PTSD, or would you just end up communicating through her agent like a hostage negotiation? That spirals — naturally — into whether either of them could survive in Italy, Denmark, or Australia, especially after Viktor lists every venomous creature on the continent and Peaches reenacts a rattlesnake attack like a Discovery Channel reenactment narrated by a man who hates snakes.

But the real meat of this episode?

Peaches’s glorious, explosive, long-awaited banishment from r/Seether — a subreddit run by a man who sounds like he moderates from a swivel chair made of Funko Pops. After half a year of complete silence, Captain Neckbeard descends from the shadows to unload an essay of rage at Peaches for “crimes” that Peaches no longer remembers and probably never committed.

Peaches responds with a ChatGPT-crafted, overly polite message (the ultimate troll), causing the mod to combust in real time. Viktor can barely breathe laughing as Peaches breaks down the saga: the old YouTube comments being unearthed, the subreddit tantrum, Matt’s unhinged revenge post getting immediately nuked, and how even Peaches’s ex-friend Bobby re-entered his life purely to clown on the angry Seether guy. Truly, peace was restored through mutual hatred.

Then the guys pivot to Quentin Tarantino deciding to randomly annihilate Paul Dano’s entire career for sport, Toy Story 3 being too good for the sequels that followed, and Daniel Day-Lewis staying in character so aggressively that he probably ordered craft-services lunch as Abraham Lincoln.

Viktor also recounts The Advocates surprising him with the nicest guitar he’s ever received in his life — which immediately prompted Jade to bully him for not being able to play it. Meanwhile, Peaches almost called paramedics when he thought Viktor died in the studio mid-podcast edit.

Peaches and Viktor spend today’s Noon Hour doing what they do best: boldly spelunking into the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet — specifically the Bath & Body Works Facebook page — where civilization has collapsed under the weight of expired coupons and candle-sale warfare. From there, the guys spiral into a full audit of every unhinged rock and metal fan group on Earth, including Octane die-hards, Sleep Token haters, and the mysterious sect of people who truly believe Parkway Drive has been “slowed down” by anything other than gravity and time.

Peaches airs his grievances about Nik Nocturnal becoming a “traitor” to K-Bear, Viktor worries the entire Midwest might hear him call them trash, and both of them try to remember which albums they voted for in the Nik Nocturnal Awards even though neither of them has listened to half the nominees.

Things escalate quickly when the guys discover that half the rock world’s Facebook pages have been hacked by whoever keeps posting fake divorce articles, Z-103’s historical meltdown resurfaces, and Peaches relives the trauma of being phone-stalked by a listener while he was in the bathroom.

Just when the chaos seems to peak, Jade and Josh kick in the door like uninvited game show hosts and remind everyone that a two-foot spicy gummy worm is waiting to send Peaches and Viktor to the ER live on air.

This is not just an episode — it’s a full emotional journey through digital rage, metal elitism, phone-line nightmares, and gastrointestinal foreshadowing. Strap in. You’re gonna want to hear how this ends.

In today’s episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor kick off strong by celebrating the fact that they are barely healthy enough to broadcast — which quickly spirals into a conversation about Latvian superfans, YouTube strategy, and why Peaches thinks every channel page on Earth looks like trash except his own.

The duo then masterfully detours into the Wild West of RV licensing, questioning how America trusts 16-year-olds to pilot a U-Haul that’s basically a land-going aircraft carrier. Viktor reminisces about pulling a 28-foot camper like it was nothing, while Peaches explains why being murdered by a motorhome would be “an embarrassing obituary.”

From there, things go full holiday insanity as Peaches recounts being trapped listening to the SiriusXM Christmas station, which seems to exist exclusively to remind you of songs it refuses to actually play. Naturally, this leads to Viktor dragging Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” for sounding like a synth-based satanic ritual where someone walks in mid-summoning and Paul frantically sings, “S-SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME!”

Then the boys roast the Stranger Things backlash, celebrity chaos, Millie Bobby Bongiovi, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo’s tearful press junket, John Lennon’s “insufferable” Christmas song, and an online “’80s radio station” that apparently makes itself sound so authentically ‘80s that it’s unlistenable by modern standards.

Next, Peaches and Viktor roast modern radio, old radio, AI commercials, AI music, Teddy Swims admitting he uses AI, Daft Punk writing lyrics with the dedication of a broken Speak-and-Spell, and the reality that the Noon Hour theme song is now a Daft Punk-certified household banger.

Then Viktor reveals the true horror of the episode:
He is now a cricket farmer.
And a cat landlord.
And maybe a hostage.

Viktor retells the saga of losing a gecko under a paper towel at 1:00 AM while a cat tries to sleep directly on his skull. Peaches chimes in with the good news that his girlfriend openly hates pets and he plans on having exactly zero of them forever… which Viktor assures him is exactly what everyone says before ending up with an accidental zoo.

The show wraps up with holiday shopping, carpet shampooer economics, big dogs whipping you with weaponized tails, and a full public service announcement:

“Do NOT bring your giant dog to someone’s Thanksgiving unless you want to be judged forever.”

It’s a chaotic, ridiculous, wildly entertaining hour — in other words, peak Peaches & Viktor. Listen to the whole thing to feel better about your own life choices.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches brings in temporary co-host Maddawg Maddie, who casually reveals she keeps two wigs in her car at all times, just in case she suddenly needs to look like a colonial woman or a Discord mod with a fedora and cat ears. Peaches tries one on and instantly transforms into “that dude who runs a Minecraft server and bans people for swearing.”

The chaos escalates when they discover a mysterious Freddy Fazbear mask lying around the studio, debate whether it has lice, and Maddie puts it on anyway because “it’s for the bit.” Theater kid behavior confirmed.

Then the pair decide their show needs national attention like that radio station who got a caller reporting a dead body in the woods—and openly brainstorm staging a dumb headline just to get on Yahoo News. Priorities.

We also get the origin story of Maddie “Maddawg” and Peaches’ eternal struggle with still being known as “the tall bald guy named after fruit.” Peaches wonders what Idaho gossip moms say about him at Walmart between blocking aisles and going 0.5 mph while leaning on carts.

The highlight? Maddie’s absolutely unhinged Trans-Siberian Orchestra recap: ignoring shred solos and pyrotechnics because she was too busy zooming in on the hot blonde backup singer, nearly starting a mosh pit in a seated venue, and climbing over a knitting grandma who may or may not have been experiencing heart failure.

Peak professionalism.

If you want to hear theater kid energy, bald-man insecurity, mosh-pit withdrawal, and the phrase “I’m coming, Pookie” yelled earnestly, this episode delivers.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Viktor debuts his new character “Sir Robert,” a congested Victorian aristocrat who sounds like he drinks gravy through a monocle. This immediately derails the show into a historical deep-dive about medieval fart scapegoats, where Peaches learns that rich women used to literally hire people to take the blame for public toots. Truly educational broadcast content.

From there, the guys craft the most unhinged Thanksgiving prank ever imagined: showing up to dinner in sweater vests, speaking like high-society debutantes, and introducing a gecko named Money Pit who only eats “ethically sourced cage-free crickets.”

Things somehow get weirder when Peaches mentions AI edits of AJ Lee kissing random dudes, Viktor delivers a passionate PSA about not touching women in his aristocrat voice, and the two of them roast toxic metal fans, Nick Nocturnal haters, and Reddit’s most questionable communities.

They wrap up by tearing apart a fake Rolling Stone metal list, defending Sleep Token, and inventing more unnecessary characters than a Marvel multiverse.

Pure chaos. Pure stupidity. Pure Noon Hour perfection.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches accidentally becomes “Greg” and drags Viktor into the most unhinged fake-family drama ever texted to a stranger in New Mexico. Within minutes, Peaches has invented a wife who drinks Victor Wilt’s Triple IPA, a Crown Royal spinoff named “Brad,” and a secret affair with Josh Tyler, all while the poor guy on the other end earnestly tries to offer life advice like he’s Dr. Phil.

When they’re not emotionally ruining a scammer, they spiral into a full breakdown about movie years — discovering that 2004 is officially ancient, 1994 was built different, and Viktor is old enough to have watched every Jim Carrey movie in real time.

They close things out with debates about Christmas classics, Aubrie’s cinematic gasping, Home Alone crimes, and the shocking fact that Macaulay Culkin is older than Viktor and Jade.