Today’s episode swings from combat sports to public bathroom crimes to the darkest corners of horror literature — all in under an hour. Peaches and Viktor kick things off with the bizarre Idaho news story of a TikTok user named fightme_pls — a self-described Muay Thai/Sparring guy in Caldwell who’s spent 39+ days begging strangers to fight him. Viktor sizes him up like he’s doing UFC commentary, while Peaches wisely says, “nope.” Lieutenant Crane’s name gets thrown into the mix, and the guys make plans to lobby him for an exhibition match on Friday.

From there, the duo detours into an even weirder local trend: a Boise man (and now a Pocatello copycat) making viral videos of himself urinating in public spaces. They speculate on the TikTok comment section (“Can you do Nampa next?”), worry about Quinn’s Pond, and laugh at how quickly a dare becomes a felony.

Midway through, Peaches segues into the horror books that can scar you for life after a heated r/HorrorLit thread. Viktor rattles off his personal nightmares (Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door, Dead Inside, The Slob), Peaches recalls A Child Called It, and both marvel at Cormac McCarthy’s The Road as the “I know it’s gonna wreck me” book. It’s like a book club for emotionally masochistic readers.

The show winds down with a discussion about stink vs. cologne overload. From Walmart farmers and In-N-Out cigarette clouds to JC Penney teens spraying test bottles 12 times, Peaches and Viktor hammer home that “yes, soap is good” and “no, your Axe cloud is not.” The running “let that sink in” gag (or “let that smell sink in”) seals the episode with a smirk.

It’s Idaho weirdness, horror book nerdery, and hygiene roasts — classic Noon Hour chaos.

Peaches and Viktor Wilt dive headfirst into another chaotic Tuesday, starting with a viral clip of a 73-year-old senator warning that eating foreign shrimp could make you look like the Alien from Alien. That sparks a whole debate on age limits for politicians — should there be aptitude tests? Hard cutoffs at 60? And if so, should the same apply to radio hosts who are still slinging Top 40 songs well into their 60s? Stern, Seacrest, Elvis Duran — nobody’s safe.

From there, the guys spin off into travel horror stories and overrated cities. Viktor recalls being hustled for CDs on Hollywood Boulevard, while Peaches points out Vegas price-gouging ($10 toothpaste at Circus Circus!) and LA’s questionable Olympic prep for 2028. They weigh in on whether Austin, Nashville, and Houston live up to the hype — with a detour into homeless sweeps, fake Michael Jordans on Hollywood Blvd, and why Vegas burns you out in exactly three days.

Then it’s time for some first-world whining straight from Reddit’s “upper middle class problems” thread. The duo roasts everything from ski trips gone wrong, hot tubs that are “too hot,” washer/dryer placement woes, lake-house dock repairs, and even the tragedy of losing a Duolingo streak on an international flight. Naturally, this leads to Peaches clowning on “$20,000 boat guy” and Viktor’s inevitable “rich people problems” voice.

It’s equal parts political roast, travel therapy, and lifestyle mockery — wrapped in the sharp banter only Peaches and Viktor can deliver.

It’s Friday on Madness & Mayhem, and Peaches and Viktor are feeling (slightly) better than yesterday — thanks to pizza therapy. The show kicks off with food talk ranging from wood-fired pizzas to highfalutin “chicken cordon bleu” pies, before diving into Peaches’ first professional massage experience. Viktor predicts disaster, complete with security cam footage if the massage table collapses under Peaches’ 6’9” frame.

From there, things take a turn into the world of serial marriages and divorces, with Larry King, Elizabeth Taylor, and J.Lo’s ring count all under fire. Peaches admits he’s only giving himself two tries max at marriage, while Viktor argues the loneliness factor might push him further. That segues into an absurd tangent on people marrying AI partners, complete with South Park-level vows and a crying bride clutching her smartphone.

The conversation then pivots to the Howard Stern saga — was his “retirement scare” a desperate bid for relevance? Peaches and Viktor break down his decline from shock jock legend to “basement broadcaster,” roasting his summer-long vacations, celebrity-only studio appearances, and bloated $100M contracts.

Finally, the guys wrap the week with some classic radio rivalry banter, calling out another local station for ripping off their old “pizza delivery” promotion. Naturally, this sparks ideas for their own food drops — from taco tosses to soup surprises to Peaches’ soon-to-be-iconic “Pupusa Party.” Expect sarcasm, chaos, and way too much talk about food — just another Friday in the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.

It’s a “pre-Friday bummer edition” of Madness & Mayhem as Peaches and Viktor Wilt tackle the highs and lows of the week. Things start on a somber note with the tragic news of Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds’ death in a motorcycle accident, a gut-punch for the metal world. The guys reflect on his legacy, the chaos of traffic accidents, and the impact on fans before paying tribute with a Mastodon double-play.

From there, the tone lightens as the duo skewers National Radio Day clichés — including microphone tattoos, endless call letter lists, and radio boomers who post 40-year-old glam shots. Peaches jokes about claiming all 13 Riverbend stations just to flex, while Viktor admits he actually celebrated by shopping for a carpet shampooer. (That’s adulthood, folks.)

The conversation then veers into first-world problems like Roombas getting lost, cheap vacuums that “don’t suck,” and whether one-ply toilet paper should be outlawed. Peaches also fields a weird fan interaction at a Seether show, prompting a takedown of bad concert crowds, sweaty pit people, and overdramatic pass-out artists.

Finally, the two dive into the world of natural talents (Peaches: being fat and awkward; Viktor: being short with the “golden horseshoe” hairstyle threat). This spirals into a debate about leg-lengthening surgery, bald confidence, and why some guys insist on rocking the ponytailed horseshoe look — aka the Paul Heyman special.

It’s equal parts tribute, roast, and life advice — in other words, just another day in the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.

It’s another unfiltered Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem except this time Viktor’s out, and Peaches is joined by the chaotic force of nature that is Maddie “Maddawg” Kidd. And what do they end up doing with their hour? Building Maddie a dating profile live on-air, of course.

From Peaches reading out Instagram comments from bold listeners trying to shoot their shot, to Maddie revealing her grandma’s-house-meets-emo aesthetic, the two spiral into skinny jeans debates, fire-fit shopping trips, and the questionable idea of handing out “dating resumes” at local rock shows. Maddie opens up about her fear of dating apps, her room full of fish tanks, and her inability to keep a plant alive, while Peaches teases her with Halloween costume ideas and even offers to go undercover as her wingman with a fake mustache and all.

All the while, Peaches makes it clear he’s not the one dating, he’s already locked down with Aubrie, he’s just here to stir the pot and play chaotic big brother. Between terrible freestyle raps, weird music bed experiments, and Maddie’s confession about crying to Foo Fighters’ “Everlong,” this episode perfectly balances hilarity, sarcasm, and that weird sibling energy only Peaches and Maddawg can deliver.

Peaches, Viktor, and callers engaged in a lively debate about the greatest rock debut album of all time, referencing a list from ultimateclassicrock.com. Viktor Wilt passionately argued that Guns N' Roses' Appetite for Destruction is the best, citing its classic tracks like "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Sweet Child of Mine". However, he noted that the list ranked it at number four, behind albums from Led Zeppelin, George Harrison, and The Jimi Hendrix Experience. The discussion also included a variety of other fan-favorite debut albums, such as System of a Down's first album, Everclear's World of Noise, and Metallica's Kill 'Em All.

Beyond the music discussion, Peaches and Viktor delved into advice from social media posts. They tackled a serious question from a man whose wife revealed she was in love with her best friend. Viktor Wilt's straightforward advice was for him to "move on" and "find somebody new". On a lighter note, they discussed a post about a girlfriend who stopped kissing her boyfriend after he ate a cricket. The episode concluded with Peaches sharing a personal story about his upcoming 29th birthday and his girlfriend, Aubrie, getting him a massage, an experience he expressed discomfort with.

Peaches is back in the studio with Viktor Wilt and newcomer Jeff, and today’s Madness & Mayhem lives up to its name. Things kick off with a roast session on Jade’s straightened beard (described as “strung-out Rasputin”) before diving into plane disaster stories, floating the river, and the unique pedestrian-hating vibe of Bozeman, Montana.

From there, the crew spirals into everything from tattoo debates (Peaches still refusing to ink up, Viktor defending his spur-of-the-moment Ozzy signature tattoo, and Jeff repping New Found Glory lyrics) to what exactly “cowboy corn” means as a music genre. With help from Josh at Classy 97, the guys discover it’s a mix of country music and storytelling — but naturally, Korn covers become the running gag.

The conversation shifts again when Peaches finds himself compared to the cartoon mascot from Fred Meyer, and then it’s onto the world of rock star tour riders. The gang contrasts Nine Inch Nails’ fruit-and-cheese health list with Pantera’s booze buffet and Steve Martin’s joke rider demanding an Icelandic horse. That leads into the inevitable question: what would be on their own tour riders? From IPA and brisket nachos to charcuterie boards, Tums, and a suspiciously large stash of over-the-counter meds, the answers are pure chaos.

Add in Victor’s germaphobe tendencies, Peaches’ sharp sarcasm, Jeff’s awkward charm, and enough side tangents to fill a whole festival lineup, and you’ve got another classic Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.

In this episode of the "Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem" podcast, Peaches discusses a wide range of topics. He shares his thoughts on the latest "New Heights" podcast episode featuring Taylor Swift, which had 10 million views as of this morning. He notes how people, whom he compares to the Riddler from Batman, are overanalyzing every detail of Swift's appearance in the interview, from the trophies behind her and Travis to her orange lipstick. The orange lipstick is rumored to be a hint for her new album, The Life of a Show Girl, which is set to be released on October 3. That same day, Mudvayne, Static X, and Vended will perform in Pocatello, and Bert Kreischer will be in Idaho Falls. The host also talks about the band Megadeth, who announced that their next studio album will be their last, followed by a farewell tour. He speculates that the announcement may be AI-generated due to its language. Other topics include a TikToker's severe food poisoning incident on a United flight that caused a hazmat cleanup and flight cancellation , a community of 16,000 people who are engaged to AI soulmates , and the challenges of a tall person finding a suitable rental car for an upcoming trip.