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  • TTB290: Unconscious Donation

    TTB290: Unconscious Donation
    Sep 8 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 290 for Monday, September 8, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Q.O.R.I.S. the Quasher from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/wg3eE Robert had a Bananas Foster Stout from Abita. https://untp.beer/GwJ4b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put ice in your beer. The NFL season is upon us, and Week 1 has the Lions (Rob’s team) facing off against the Packers (Robert’s team). One of them will be in a better mood than the other when this episode lands. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has removed all vaccine mandates for the people of Tanzania. Hope y’all like polio. A woman in China demanded her monthly rent be cut after window cleaners witnessed her sleeping naked. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3323174/china-wife-suffers-depression-after-window-cleaners-see-her-sleeping-naked-demands-rent-cut A woman in New Mexico was big mad after waking up from a coma moments before organ donation surgery. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-wakes-up-from-coma-moments-before-organ-donation-surgery-9033966 A woman in Iowa with .351 blood alcohol content asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device for her. https://www.fox19.com/2025/08/26/woman-with-351-blood-alcohol-content-asked-gas-station-customers-blow-into-her-interlock-device-police-say/ Gen Z is putting ice in their beers and it needs to stop. https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/lifestyle/gen-z-divides-online-viewers-over-controversial-beer-trend/ Denny’s announces free pancakes for customers who take their fights outside. https://theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-pancakes-for-customers-who-take-fight-outside/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    58 min
  • TTB289: Hidden Knife Trick

    TTB289: Hidden Knife Trick
    Aug 25 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 289 for Monday, August 25, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist from Epic. https://untp.beer/OV4Nd Robert had a Horchata Yeti Imperial Stout from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/b7L3e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll waste all your water to making tea. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will grant US citizenship to anyone with $5 million to piss away. Florida Woman® struck a goofy pose in your DUI mugshot to match the one from her first DUI mugshot. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-once-again-strikes-goofy-pose-in-mugshot-for-2nd-dui-arrest-sheriff/3679059/ I man from Tanzania was shocked to learn he had been living with a knife buried in his chest for eight years. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shock-man-discovers-hes-been-35728148 A Tennessee man shot his wife, then stopped for beer on their way to the hospital. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/tennessee-man-shoots-wife-stops-beer-hospital A London man ended up with a broken arm due to the massive size of his penis. https://www.mylondon.news/news/local-news/man-left-broken-arm-because-32255557 A report found that humans waste billions of gallons of water each year making tea. https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    48 min
  • TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call

    TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call
    Aug 11 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2 Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a bat in your mouth. This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair. A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippling medical bills. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ This guy in Nebraska was caught in a public restroom with meth and exposed genitals. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ A Vancouver camper wasn’t screaming for help, just singing Nickelback. https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback A zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their pets to use as animal food. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/04/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets/ A recent study suggests that shovel-related violence is refreshingly low. https://theonion.com/study-finds-refreshingly-low-amount-of-shovel-violence/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    1 h et 1 min
  • TTB287: Peek-a-Womb

    TTB287: Peek-a-Womb
    Aug 4 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida. Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/ A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/ A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/ Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    52 min
  • TTB286: Stolen Conch Train

    TTB286: Stolen Conch Train
    Jul 14 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party. A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county# Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/ Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/ A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    1 h et 6 min
  • TTB285: The Search for Loony Toon

    TTB285: The Search for Loony Toon
    Jun 30 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary. July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive. The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that? A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113 A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    1 h et 2 min
  • TTB284: Cowboy Cody & The Raccoons

    TTB284: Cowboy Cody & The Raccoons
    Jun 23 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a cicada in your car. Our Father’s Days were lit! This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor. A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/ A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/ Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/ A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    1 h et 17 min
  • TTB283: Ploo Floats

    TTB283: Ploo Floats
    Jun 9 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats. The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded. Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/ After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    53 min