The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd
  • Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond.
• Random Shit
  • The weather has been terrible.
  • Alexa+ is terrible.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
  • A woman in Louisiana attacked police for making her leave a private pond where she was trying to be a mermaid. https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/
  • Naked Florida Man® got hit by a car in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/11/naked-florida-man-hit-by-car-miami/
  • Government employees in China are using paper face masks to fool facial recognition systems and skip work. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/government-employees-caught-using-masks-of-colleagues-to-trick-facial-recognition-skip-work-3294629/
  • Florida Man® was busted for battery by ketchup packet. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/ketchup-battery-563891
  • Anxiety experts recommend sneaking off to the bathroom to do drugs. https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

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The Two Bobs episode 303 for Monday, January 19, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Grampa’s Apple Pie from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mO3Ow
  • Robert nursed a Prophecies from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/pV71Y
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your walrus penis.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck!
  • Someone stole a New Jersey restaurant’s walrus penis, and they’d like it back. https://www.nj.com/food/2026/01/beloved-walrus-penis-stolen-from-nj-cheesesteak-icon-owner-is-blubbering-mad.html
  • A woman in India filed a complaint against her husband after discovering he had concealed the fact that he was bald. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-files-complaint-against-husband-because-he-concealed-the-fact-that-he-was-bald.html
  • A Virginia woman eats all her food—including steak and omelets—by snorting it through her nose. https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/health/virginia-woman-snorts-her-food-from-omelettes-to-steak-despite-risks/
  • An “Are you dead?” app designed for people living alone, is topping the charts in China. https://www.dexerto.com/tech/are-you-dead-app-designed-for-people-living-alone-surges-to-number-1-in-china-3303478/
  • Archaeologists recently discovered that the D.C. Capitol was once used for legislating. https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

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The Two Bobs episode 301 for Monday, December 22, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Candy Cane Nitro Stout from Left Hand. https://untp.beer/pDm0X
  • Robert nursed a Christmas Snow Salad from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/mv44M
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll have you delivered to prison by drone.
• Rob was force fed Thanksgiving Oreos. Nasty!
• It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa, where you get to listen to us open presents. It only happens once a year; you’ll be fine.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been busy intercepting kayaks off the coast of Venezuela. According to government sources, they were full of narcotics and heading straight for Florida.
  • “Tió de Nadal” is a Spanish tradition that can go ahead and stay in Spain. https://www.mentalfloss.com/holidays/christmas/tio-de-nadal-poop-tradition
  • Authorities in South Carolina intercepted a drone delivering crab legs, Old Bay seasoning and weed to prison inmates. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/authorities-intercept-drone-carrying-steak-crab-legs-weed-for-prison-inmates-steak-old-bay-seasoning-marlboro-incident-shocking-images-arrests-unknown-dinner-early-holiday-plans-lee-correctional-institution-machine-ai-remote-control-contraband
  • Joe Flacco’s wife dresses as a giant football to spice things up in the bedroom. Hopefully he’s better at scoring there than he is on the field. https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/

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The Two Bobs episode 300 for Monday, December 15, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Three Scrooges from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/Q0N6a
  • Robert nursed a Cherries Jubilee Quad from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/474bc3ebab
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll sell your armpit pics on the internet.
• To celebrate episode 300, we had a few surprise guests on the show. It was a surprise to them too!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS flips coins better than the President.
  • Apparently armpit porn is one of the most popular fetishes of 2025. We must be running out of other weird shit to fantasize over. https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/04/pit-porn-one-requested-fetishes-year-saltier-better-25100673/
  • A Virginia raccoon got drunk, trashed a liquor store, and was later found passed out on the bathroom floor. https://people.com/viral-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-releases-3-cocktails-inspired-by-its-boozy-visitor-11864263
  • A man in Ohio accidentally sent meth through a bank drive-through tube. https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/us-news/ohio-man-accidentally-sent-meth-through-tube-at-bank-drive-thru-police/
  • A drunk Florida Man® was arrested after breaking into the wrong house thinking it was his own. https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-man-drunk-home-port-charlotte/69626298
  • A new Utah law bans eye contact during sex. https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/

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The Two Bobs episode 299 for Monday, December 8, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a The Macchiato from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/LB6w6
  • Robert nursed a Black Chocolate Imperial Stout from Brooklyn Brewery. https://untp.beer/170839c132
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal all of your hen’s eggs.
• We talked about football, as we do.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a “routine MRI” but can’t remember why.
  • Florida Man® opened fire after a heated argument about how many eggs his hens lay. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/florida-farmer-opens-fire-bar-1530509
  • A Chicago man set his home on fire after a Thanksgiving argument. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/21-year-old-suburban-man-sets-home-on-fire-on-thanksgiving-after-family-argument-police/3856717/
  • Doctors in China removed a cigarette lighter from a man’s stomach 30 years after he swallowed it. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctors-remove-cigarette-lighter-mans-36327872
  • Two elderly Florida Men® were arrested after exposing their genitals to undercover detectives at a nature preserve. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-men-80s-arrested-exposing-themselves-undercover-detectives-slcso
  • A man who missed Black Friday is sad after being forced to buy the TV at the same price but without the giant Black Friday sale tag. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-missed-black-friday-forced-to-buy-tv-for-same-price-but-without-giant-black-friday-sale-tag

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The Two Bobs episode 298 for Monday, December 1, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a CBS (2025) from Founders. https://untp.beer/b0zyY
  • Robert nursed an Out of Order: Dapper Doom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/e3vDV
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send all of your money to a male streamer.
• We discussed Thanksgiving and football!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck.
  • A Cleveland man was pissed after KFC refused to take his Rally’s order, then led police on a scooter police chase. https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/11/21/belligerent-man-who-tried-order-rallys-food-kfc-leads-chase-scooter-south-euclid-police/
  • A man in Iowa flashed his genitals at interstate drivers, then told police he “needed excitement in his life.” https://www.kwtx.com/2025/11/21/man-accused-flashing-genitals-drivers-interstate-said-he-needed-excitement-his-life-deputies-say/
  • A man in China is divorcing his wife after she sent their life savings to a male streamer. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-divorces-wife-after-she-puts-him-in-debt-sending-94000-to-male-streamer-3286939/
  • Florida Man® had a botched threesome that ended with fists flying. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/threesome-fizzled-302169
  • A Detroit Lions rookie asked for Thanksgiving Day off. https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/

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The Two Bobs episode 297 for Monday, November 24, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an XV Anniversary Stout from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mbmzj
  • Robert nursed a Rum Barrel-Aged Pecan Pie Imperial Brown from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/NXJ7v
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll book all the reservations to your local soup kitchen so you can’t get in.
• Robert conducted a Thanksgiving OREOs taste test. Rob was happy he sent them to Robert instead of keeping them for himself.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is resigning on January 5th.
  • A Montana man plowed into another vehicle while relieving himself into an empty Budweiser can. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/budweiser-urinal-259310
  • A cross-dressing porch pirate in Alabama was arrested. https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/mobile-county-porch-pirate-suspect-dressed-as-woman-arrested/
  • In Virginia, nine people emerged from a car like circus clowns to rob a vape shop. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/vape-shop-robbery-virginia-clown-car-b2864826.html
  • Sales of an AI-enabled teddy bear were suspended after reports it was giving advice on BDSM and where to find knives. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl
  • An exclusive Washington soup kitchen offers free meals by invite only. https://theonion.com/exclusive-soup-kitchen-offers-free-meals-by-invite-only/

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