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  • TTB294: Tiny Toilet Cam

    TTB294: Tiny Toilet Cam
    Nov 3 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 294 for Monday, November 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Electric Squirrel from 450 North. https://untp.beer/0rJ3e Robert nursed a Dia De Los Gatos from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/PwgNn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send naked Florida Man® to your home with an axe. It’s Halloween time! The World Series is wrapping up. This week’s CRAZY NEWS doesn’t need congressional approval to attack cartels. Days after being released from jail, Florida Man® did the only reasonable thing by stripping naked and trying to break into homes with an axe. https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-released-from-jail-days-before-trying-break-pinellas-park-home-axe Kohler is making a toilet with a camera that analyzes your shits and reports back to you. https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohlers-tiny-toilet-camera-analyzes-the-contents-and-reports-back-to-you/ A Florida Man® who had a “no drugs allowed on the premises” sign on his home did, indeed, have drugs on the premises. https://www.tampabay28.com/news/local-news/florida-man-with-no-drugs-allowed-on-the-premises-sign-on-home-arrested-on-drug-trafficking-charges-hcso Florida Woman® was arrested after admitting that she was the suspect on her local Sheriff department’s Facebook post about a theft. https://townflex.com/florida-woman-arrested-after-admitting-she-was-theft-suspect-in-sheriffs-facebook-post Financial advisors are recommending people throw away their unopened bills so they don’t have to pay them. https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    51 min
  • TTB293: Drive-by Burgering

    TTB293: Drive-by Burgering
    Oct 20 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84 Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering. This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome. Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-domestic-violence-arrest-father-assault-57215 Kim Kardashian just released a line of pubic hair thongs. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/15/kim-kardashian-skims-faux-hair-thongs/86703768007/ Florida Man® was arrested for committing a drive-by cheeseburging. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cheeseburger-in-paradise-287013 A Dairy Queen blizzard helped end an armed standoff in Washington. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/blizzard/blizzard-standoff-745390 Therapists recommend treating people like shit if you’re having a bad day. https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/
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    55 min
  • TTB292: Pubic Wigs

    TTB292: Pubic Wigs
    Oct 13 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 292 for Monday, October 13, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a More S’mores from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/QO0eN Robert had a Maple Warlock from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1jAVQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’re not getting extra sauce. Every year, one of the Bobs usually has some sort of free iPhone drama. 2025 was Rob’s turn. This week’s CRAZY NEWS campaigned heavily for a Nobel Peace Prize and still didn’t get picked. The whole system is rigged by the left! A Kentucky woman caused a thousand dollars in damage after being charged for extra sauce at Little Caesars. https://trib.al/FJk7Yd3 Pubic hair wigs are the latest Russian fashion accessory craze. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/pubic-hair-wigs-are-the-newest-craze-among-trendy-russian-women.html California residents are reporting a series of frightening squirrel attacks. https://abc7news.com/post/vicious-squirrel-sends-2-san-rafael-california-residents-er-neighbors-report-series-frightening-attacks/17851128/ A Kentucky man stabbed his brother in his nutbag with scissors. https://www.wkyt.com/2025/08/30/ky-man-allegedly-enters-brothers-home-stabs-his-testicles-with-scissors/ Travis Kelce is getting cold feet after listening to Taylor’s new album. https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd
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    53 min
  • TTB291: Senior Centerfold

    TTB291: Senior Centerfold
    Sep 22 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 291 for Monday, September 22, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Creamsicle from Collective Arts. https://untp.beer/dQ3xK Robert had a Fluffer Nutter from Abita Brewing. https://untp.beer/r9xV3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a hooker to have sex in your yard. The NFL season is underway, and the Lions beat the shit out of the Bears, who still suck. It’s free iPhone time! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was indefinitely suspended by ABC and Disney. A mother in Detroit caught a man and a hooker having sex in her yard. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-mother-catches-couple-middle-sex-act-her-yard Florida Man® got into a crash and yeeted his kids over a fence to get away. https://cbs12.com/news/local/reckless-evasion-turns-dangerous-after-florida-man-crashes-hurls-kids-over-fence-lee-county-sheriffs-office-san-carlos-boulevard-lcso-fort-myers-september-16-2025 Florida Woman® got drunk and tried to order a Baconator at the Popeye’s drive through. https://thenerdstash.com/drunk-florida-woman-tries-ordering-baconator-at-popeyes-and-is-arrested-not-the-baconator-she-wanted-though Senior citizens in Michigan posed for a risqué calendar. https://www.13abc.com/2025/09/11/monroe-senior-citizens-pose-risqu-real-life-calendar-girls/ Our nation is grateful to the GOP for protecting us from television. https://theonion.com/nation-grateful-to-gop-for-protecting-it-from-tv/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    42 min
  • TTB290: Unconscious Donation

    TTB290: Unconscious Donation
    Sep 8 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 290 for Monday, September 8, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Q.O.R.I.S. the Quasher from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/wg3eE Robert had a Bananas Foster Stout from Abita. https://untp.beer/GwJ4b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put ice in your beer. The NFL season is upon us, and Week 1 has the Lions (Rob’s team) facing off against the Packers (Robert’s team). One of them will be in a better mood than the other when this episode lands. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has removed all vaccine mandates for the people of Tanzania. Hope y’all like polio. A woman in China demanded her monthly rent be cut after window cleaners witnessed her sleeping naked. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3323174/china-wife-suffers-depression-after-window-cleaners-see-her-sleeping-naked-demands-rent-cut A woman in New Mexico was big mad after waking up from a coma moments before organ donation surgery. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-wakes-up-from-coma-moments-before-organ-donation-surgery-9033966 A woman in Iowa with .351 blood alcohol content asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device for her. https://www.fox19.com/2025/08/26/woman-with-351-blood-alcohol-content-asked-gas-station-customers-blow-into-her-interlock-device-police-say/ Gen Z is putting ice in their beers and it needs to stop. https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/lifestyle/gen-z-divides-online-viewers-over-controversial-beer-trend/ Denny’s announces free pancakes for customers who take their fights outside. https://theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-pancakes-for-customers-who-take-fight-outside/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    58 min
  • TTB289: Hidden Knife Trick

    TTB289: Hidden Knife Trick
    Aug 25 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 289 for Monday, August 25, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist from Epic. https://untp.beer/OV4Nd Robert had a Horchata Yeti Imperial Stout from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/b7L3e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll waste all your water to making tea. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will grant US citizenship to anyone with $5 million to piss away. Florida Woman® struck a goofy pose in your DUI mugshot to match the one from her first DUI mugshot. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-once-again-strikes-goofy-pose-in-mugshot-for-2nd-dui-arrest-sheriff/3679059/ I man from Tanzania was shocked to learn he had been living with a knife buried in his chest for eight years. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shock-man-discovers-hes-been-35728148 A Tennessee man shot his wife, then stopped for beer on their way to the hospital. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/tennessee-man-shoots-wife-stops-beer-hospital A London man ended up with a broken arm due to the massive size of his penis. https://www.mylondon.news/news/local-news/man-left-broken-arm-because-32255557 A report found that humans waste billions of gallons of water each year making tea. https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    48 min
  • TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call

    TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call
    Aug 11 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2 Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a bat in your mouth. This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair. A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippling medical bills. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ This guy in Nebraska was caught in a public restroom with meth and exposed genitals. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ A Vancouver camper wasn’t screaming for help, just singing Nickelback. https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback A zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their pets to use as animal food. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/04/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets/ A recent study suggests that shovel-related violence is refreshingly low. https://theonion.com/study-finds-refreshingly-low-amount-of-shovel-violence/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    1 h et 1 min
  • TTB287: Peek-a-Womb

    TTB287: Peek-a-Womb
    Aug 4 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida. Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/ A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/ A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/ Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    52 min