Read by Joshua Crisp

Have you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Yurii Kohut from Pixabay

Sound Effects

Letter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

Tea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

Fox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

An Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation

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Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)

This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family.

*OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.

Written by Katy Matthews

Music by Viacheslav Starostin from Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiin

Nighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from Pixabay

Keyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay

Notification Beep by Universfield from Pixabay

Notification good & Opening door by Jurij from Pixabay

Shop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from Pixabay

An Artlandish production

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Read by Sophia Behn

Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'.

Written by Katy Matthews

Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic

Sound Effects:

Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0

Contains some strong language.

An Artlandish production

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one.

Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Sound Effects:

Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0

Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0

Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0

Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0

Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0

Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay

An Artlandish Production

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Read by Mark Brailsford

This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0

Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay

oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0

Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0

tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound

Sound Effects:

Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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Read by Sophia Behn

We apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself, you know its just something deep inside you that refuses to take that next step. Anyway, lots to discuss at your next session with Dr Peters.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Ilya Myagkov on Pixabay

Sound effects:

water movement body dive in by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0

Underwater ambience with bubbles by 170084 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

thin metal sliding door close by kernschall -- License: Attribution 4.0

waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Contains some strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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