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Publisher's Summary
"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)
Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.
"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)
"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)
"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)
"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)
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- Camren Sheppard
- 2024-02-22
Lacking Depth but a decent horror
Warning for those sensitive to sex to extreme fetish content and horror.
Story is about a seemingly involuntarily celibate man seeking a serious relationship. He is deeply disturbed but able to hold himself together very well, and functions decently in everyday life. The protagonist is surprising intelligent and fascinated by statistics especially those about women. He uses these statistics to attempt to increase his chances of "finding a mate". These statistic range from the scent of body wash women to more demeaning examples such as blonde women on average being more likely to cheat.
Despite the protagonist being hygienic in attempts to attract a mate he often engages activities and behaviors that may I say statistically society would find abbroent such as smearing mucus on fast food burgers and feeding them to customers at hid work place; not out of frustration but just because. This is definitely the most tame example of his behaviors. Let's just say feces and urine are involved on more than one occasion and not necessarily work related.
Due to the shortness of the story you do not get a good picture of the world around the protagonist and consequences for his actions which is relatively sad considering the protagonist is actually rather interesting and I would've loved to know more about why he does the things he does whilst pursuing love.
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