I Might Regret This
Essays, Drawings, Vulnerabilities, and Other Stuff
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Abbi Jacobson
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Abbi Jacobson
About this listen
In this collection of anecdotes, observations and reflections--all told in the sharp, wildly funny, and relatable voice that has endeared Abbi to critics and fans alike--readers will feel like they're in the passenger seat on a fun and, ultimately, inspiring journey. With some original illustrations by the author.
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