Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
Beware of Chicken, Book 1
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Narrateur(s):
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Travis Baldree
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Casualfarmer
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about...farming????
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body.
Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here.
Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster. I’m not used to seeing a chicken move with such grace...but Qi makes everything kind of wonky, so it’s probably fine.
Instead of a lifetime of battle, my biggest concerns are building a house, the size of my harvest, and the way the girl from the nearby village glares at me when I tease her.
A slow, simple, fulfilling life in a place where nothing exciting or out of the ordinary ever happens...right?
The first volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series—with more than 16 million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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4 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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overall recommend
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Just awesome
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For me, this is a comfort read. You do not need to be familiar with the magic kung fu world genre at all to enjoy this. It does fit within fantasy, so if you don't want fantastic elements, it might not be your thing.There are some fight scenes, but most of the book is a slice of life story about a person from our world who finds themselves reincarnated in a Xianxia world (kung fu guys trying to become all powerful). I wasn't familiar with that concept at all, but still really enjoyed the book.
The main character just wants to live a normal life, so decides to become a farmer in a quiet area. There is lots of time spent on his farming. Which is actually way more fun than it sounds.
Because it's a magic kung fu world, his animals become people in their own right, and start talking. Rest easy, no talking animals get eaten. The first to talk is his chicken, who learns kung fu. Leading to the title. Yes, the concept is out there. But it leads to a wonderful feel good story that draws you in.
This has become one of my comfort reads/listens.
It's the first in a series, but stands alone. You could stop at the end and be satisfied. That is, if you don't want more like I did.
Comfort read with talking animals
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very entertaining
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So much fun!
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Good fun, cozy, fantasy
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A meditative story
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Truly Excellent, Very Cozy and Comforting
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A favorite laugh
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Fantastic
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the humor and action was perfectly balance, delving into the many perspectives of the characters. my first impression with the cover image, was grossly underestimated who want to listen to a story about a farmer and his rooster.
After devouring the book, I do, me, right here, when is the next book?, take my money.
Its a beautiful slice of life that focuses on the vibrant cast of characters that push the story along. have fun and enjoy the book I did.
animal farm meets xainxai
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