Dark Lord of the Farmstead
A High Fantasy Slice-of-Life LitRPG
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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Waters
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Jessica Threet
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Written by:
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John Broadway
About this listen
Once feared as the Dark Lord, I now seek a fresh start as a humble farmer.
Isekaied into a level 86 Necromancer-King's body, I leave his life of war behind in favor of peace in the idyllic Borderlands. Upon meeting the elven maiden Narya Summerdew and a razor-toothed half-elven child, the three of us form an unlikely improvised family in the hopes of remaining anonymous.
As we embrace the eccentric community of Gelderham, we find happiness in simplicity…But my past casts shadows on our growing bonds. How will Narya react when she learns her new husband was once the evil king set on destroying her people?
In this heartwarming tale of farms, villages, side quests, and level progression, unexpected bonds help a trio of charming characters learn the importance of love and family as secrets are unveiled and hearts are healed.
Dark Lord of the Farmstead is a cozy slice-of-life LitRPG. Enjoy a wholesome story fit for people who enjoy slow life fantasies with lower-than-average stakes and fun but flawed characters that you can’t help but fall in love with.
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Enthralling - Can't wait for book 2
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Definitely considering on listening to the sequel and following up to the conclusion if this level of quality remains.
If this title didn't contain any of the 'system' nonsense that seemingly all fantasy novels are expected to contain nowadays, I would rate it a flawless 5/5 across all metrics. I don't think having an RPG system style progression element was necessary given the context of the story and its direction. The 'combat' doesn't feel like it warrants such a thing, either.
Very solid performance and decent story
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so cozy
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Very fun
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Cute
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