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How to Be Eaten
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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One of NPR's Best Books of the Year: This darkly funny and provocative novel reimagines classic fairy tale characters as modern women in a support group for trauma.
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“Even better than it sounds, How to Be Eaten presents vividly real women haunted by their fairy tale pasts in this deliciously angsty debut. Pure fun pulsing with a dark heart.”—Rachel Yoder, author of Nightbitch
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- Lol.k
- 2022-07-09
Quirky fun
I really enjoyed this title. Great individual stories from all the characters. Give it a try!
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- Brett
- 2023-11-06
Not my cup of tea
This book was not my cup of tea. I found it quite difficult to listen to. Bounced around a lot with the characters. Some of the romance parts were done well. Quite imaginative. Didn’t love the storyline overall. I also think the narrator could have done a better job, she didn’t make me feel drawn into the audiobook very much. She was good at more intense parts of the book.
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- Tara
- 2024-03-06
Great story
This was a fantastic story. Well told and creative loved the characters and the takes from old stories
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