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  • Lacks Self-Control: True Stories I Waited Until My Parents Died to Tell

  • Written by: Roy Sekoff
  • Narrated by: Roy Sekoff
  • Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins

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Lacks Self-Control: True Stories I Waited Until My Parents Died to Tell

Written by: Roy Sekoff
Narrated by: Roy Sekoff
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Publisher's Summary

If David Sedaris, Chelsea Handler, Larry David, and Caitlin Moran had the unlikeliest orgy in history, the resulting love child might one day write a book like this rollicking collection of true tales from Roy Sekoff, the founding editor of The Huffington Post.

Whether he's describing a teenage pilgrimage to a Times Square porn superstore, life-changing experiences with high colonics and psychic readings, an ill-fated attempt to make off with a tissue containing Oprah's tears, or that time Chevy Chase grabbed his balls at a funeral, Sekoff is a lively, irreverent raconteur whose sharp observations wring laughs out of a ludicrous-yet-relatable life.

©2018 Roy Sekoff (P)2018 Roy Sekoff

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