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  • Septimity and the Blood Brotherhood

  • The Glothic Tales, Book 3
  • Written by: Derek Haines
  • Narrated by: Persephone Rose
  • Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins

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Septimity and the Blood Brotherhood

Written by: Derek Haines
Narrated by: Persephone Rose
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Publisher's Summary

The last tale from Gloth Derek Haines entertains his listeners with his two most amazing traits. First is his sense of humor, and second is his strength of building his characters, even if they look like lizards!

Septimity and the Blood Brotherhood is another brilliant laugh by Derek.

Long after Hal and February the Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly, that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be a boy idiot whose father died racing him to the Palace garden. His father won the race by jumping from the Palace roof screaming, "I win! I win!", just before meeting his death on a brick pathway alongside a beautiful bed of roses.

The death, however, finally provides Septimity and his six brothers the chance to enact Ichor. Planned for aeons, their dream is to return a pure blood Glothian to the position of Supreme Potentate and rid Gloth of all the embarrassing Erdean monkey genes that had infected their planet.

However, as is the way with plans, not everything goes as it was envisaged, and as Septimity discovers, the very best way to handle major plan problems is to leave them all until tomorrow and get on with enjoying breakfast.

Join Septimity in this third and final Glothic Tale while having a fun-filled giggle around the galaxy.

©2014 Derek Haines (P)2023 Wordwooze Publishing

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