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Christian J. Gilliland
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Written by:
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Dakota Krout
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Trapped between worlds. Potentia might be the way out. Time to kill Something.
Luke is an apprentice leather worker, training with his family to one day take over the business. He and his friends Andre, Taylor, and Zed have known each other forever, and swear that nothing will ever tear apart their friendship.
Then the Royal Decree comes. With the Dynasty of Dogs invading, and strange monsters appearing in the Hollow Kingdom, a draft has been implemented. Everyone 17 or older is required to be tested for "Potential". If they have it, they will join the mysterious and renowned Ascender Corps. If not, they will be drafted into the Legion as a forced recruit.
Three of the friends test as powerful, or dangerous, classes of Ascender. Luke is found to have Potential, barely, but when he steps through the portal to begin his training…he is pulled to a plane that shouldn't exist. With no class trainer, the possibility of survival is low. Luke decides that he wants to live, and keeping his humanity isn't going to help.
His best chance is going Full Murderhobo.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-03-25
Probably the best series by Dakota Krout
quite a refreshing series from dk that is quite different from his previous works which I found to get tiring after a while.
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- Dia
- 2020-10-29
Absolutely yes, yes, yes!
Cheeky, as always. I enjoyed the switching of perspective a lot more than I thought I would.
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- adam
- 2020-11-02
Amazing!
I laughed I cried and I now hate goats. I can't wait for book 2!!
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- Tim Tournay
- 2020-12-15
entertaining but clearly book 1
If you like other work buyDakota Krout you will like this. its very impressive that every series is tied in a single world. This book has some really funny moments but is very clearly a 'book 1.' There is a lot of set up that some may like and some will be put off by. If nothing else, have a listen to the bloopers at the end. I've never heard bloopers from audio books before and it was brilliant!
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- francois dubé
- 2022-09-24
great!
A new great story from Dakota and great performance by Christian. Loved the bloopers!
I was hesitating to get the audiobook for gor a while because of a few bad reviews. I'm glad I didn't listen.!
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- Cole DeMan
- 2020-12-10
Ridiculous in the best way
The story is over the top in the best way. This is definitely a book for RPG nerds though. If you don't like D&D or RPG video games this might not be for you. But if you do get ready to listen to an entertaining ridiculous story
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- Kara Went
- 2023-07-22
Awesome
Should say “Something, by Dakota Krout” instead of the series name. Would be absolutely hilarious
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- Doug Hammer
- 2020-12-28
Can't wait for the next book
This is a amazing story and I am very much looking forward for the next one's.
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- Anonymous User
- 2020-10-23
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This book was good really good and a departure from Dakota Krout usual books
The narration was good but could have been better with a female narrator for the female characters.
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- bryce clouthier
- 2022-09-30
new and hooked
This was a great story, I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as the very excellent performance .
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