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  • The Calamitous Kidnap of Oodle the Poodle

  • A Raucous Tom Sharpe Style Comedy
  • Written by: Giles Curtis
  • Narrated by: Paul Winter
  • Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins

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The Calamitous Kidnap of Oodle the Poodle

Written by: Giles Curtis
Narrated by: Paul Winter
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Publisher's Summary

Bryan Brizzard, a notorious bastard and owner of short-haul airline company Bryanair, hates everyone. He hates his suppliers, his employees, his passengers, and his wife and children. But, Dom Hazel discovers, he really loves his poodle, Oodle. And Hazel is an animal assassin. 

But this time it's a kidnap, and Brizzard's mansion is set in the Essex Woods where Hazel, who's trying to be faithful to Julie, finds temptation and confusion. And dogging. The plan threatens to fall apart as Hazel leaves behind more of his DNA than he intends.

©2017 Giles Curtis (P)2020 Giles Curtis

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