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The Umpire Has No Clothes
- Narrated by: Barry Abrams
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Humor or horror? You decide, as sports atheist Walter Witty renders a play-by-play account of America's own most radical of religions: sports obsessions. From the hundred million plus salaries of sports gods to the games played by politicians and televangelists, witty whistles and points at both icons and emperors prancing in their skivvies. Whatever their faith, he has choice words for them and their stories, while telling his own, including a glossary of terms. Sure to enrage or delight, The Umpire Has No Clothes is for anyone wanting to escape their crumb-strewn couch, or for the spouse who hopes they might!
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