Listen free for 30 days

  • The United States of Air

  • A Satire
  • Written by: J.M. Porup
  • Narrated by: J.M. Porup
  • Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo + applicable taxes after 30 days. Cancel anytime.
The United States of Air cover art

The United States of Air

Written by: J.M. Porup
Narrated by: J.M. Porup
Try for $0.00

$14.95 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for $26.00

Buy Now for $26.00

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Tax where applicable.

Publisher's Summary

You read Orwell's 1984. Now read The United States of Air.

The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...

Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.

When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder - but what he finds out shakes his faith.

Will he ever be able to eat air again?

©2012 J.M. Porup (P)2013 J.M. Porup

What listeners say about The United States of Air

Average Customer Ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.