Chaney’s close call with Hat Man makes Robert think of another man with a hat who called him a “poser”. Call them Kutie Perry as you get to hear through song why being a barista is the pits while they sing “Last Friday Shift”. Robert tells a tale of escaping through a window from a roommate with wandering eyes and yes, there’s a song for that story too!

Who needs spring showers when Robert and Chaney take multiple showers? These two get all cleaned up to talk about home laser treatment for dogs, as well as the woman in Chelsea who read their animals minds. Don’t scream WTF as Robert brings up Marc Maron's SNL audition. Please refrain from burping up bubles as Chaney tells Robert about Michael Buble's recent shroom trip with sober king, Will Arnett, in the passenger seat. Watch your step as they induct 50 Cent onto the Walk of Fame, while giving his pretty sister Eminem some cred on a movie well done. They'll only know you listened to the end if you’re able to tell them who Josh Brolin Chalamakes himself come out for in a poem wilder than a response to Bret Easton Ellis tweet in 2011.

Part 2 of the Oscars greasedown! You’ll find out whose been sharing tanning oil and just how desperate John Cena is for attention! After only watching the preview for John Cena's new movie “Ricky Stanicky”, Robert decides he’s Cena-nough. Also, who says miracles can’t happen when you are told a second hand version of a first hand account of two cats SPEAKING ENGLISH! Don’t waste anymore time in the litter box because you’ll want to hear which famous musician is as close to Robert as Chaney is to their television when Beth Stelling walks on screen-bye bitch!

Put your monocles away and listen as Chaney reviews POOR THINGS. Robert will just take a soda (for now) as he reflects on another Oscar nom: THE HOLDOVERS. Chaney makes it clear gender queer has been around in television a lot longer than Raunchy Robert realized. These two dopes ponder why people cheat the day before marriage--men’s pea sized brains aren’t the only thing they juggle as Chaney reveals a new talent. Don’t blink because god forbid a boob slips out.