Episodes

  • Listener Be Careful, You’re In For A Scareful
    Sep 19 2023
    A comedy podcast where childhood fears come to life.
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    2 mins
  • Burgers from the Beyond
    Sep 26 2023
    Stephen, Matthew, and Louise discuss their introduction to horror via Goosebumps, then Matthew and Louise try to convince Stephen that plants are scary. Will they succeed with their improvised story, Burgers from the Beyond?
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    52 mins
  • Bat to the Bone
    Oct 3 2023
    Matthew discusses his formative childhood fear of bats, which did not lead to him becoming a caped vigilante (yet). The trio then improvise a thinly-veiled allegory about the horrors of puberty.
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    51 mins
  • Fright-Day Night Lights
    Oct 10 2023
    Matthew and Louise confront Stephen’s multitude of fears: musicals, contagious freckles, arm amputation, pale kids, and haunted houses. But mostly vampires. The undead creatures of the night provide inspiration for their improvised tale, Fright-Day Night Lights.
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    57 mins
  • Darby O’Gill and the Missing People
    Oct 17 2023
    Louise recounts the film that tormented her youth, Darby O’Gill and the Little People. Motivated by this foundational text of Hollywood, from the era in which children’s movies were not meant to entertain but to traumatize, the trio improvises a cautionary lesson about stranger danger in the Emerald Isle.
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    47 mins
  • Tik Tok… Dead
    Oct 24 2023
    Stephen relates the contemporary perception of Mountain Dew, Matthew defends his ska sensibilities, and Louise chronicles that one time somebody turned off the lights in the bathroom. This leads to an improvised modernization of a classic urban legend. #rip-tyssson #motts-clamato-caesar-spooky-horror-death-challenge
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    45 mins
  • All Hallows Scream
    Oct 31 2023
    If you turned into one of your past Halloween costumes, which would you choose? What are your favourite trick-or-treat candies? Does Darth Vader have a dick? It’s these important questions that inform Stephen, Matthew, and Louise’s improvisation, a petrifying plot of pimply piss kids planning a party.
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    54 mins
  • Home for the Hellidays
    Dec 19 2023
    After a digression on Stephen’s history of shoplifting, the trio explore the darker side of Christmas. Krampus. The Yule cat. Askasleikir. These terrifying figures of folklore inspire a new holiday demon who definitely won’t call before dropping by.
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    1 hr and 5 mins