Funny Christmas

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    • A Novel
    • Written by: Anita Hughes
    • Narrated by: Jennifer Nittoso
    • Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
    • Release date: 2018-10-30
    • Language: English
    • 3 ratings
    • Anita Hughes's Christmas in Paris is a moving and heartwarming story about love, trust, and self-discovery. Set during the most magical week of the year, the glorious foods and fashions of the most romantic city in the world are sure to take your breath away. Isabel Lawson is standing on the...

    $27.74 or free with 30-day trial

    • A Funny Christmas Story About a Mischievous Puppy
    • Written by: Annie Noor
    • Narrated by: Bridgett Hoover
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Release date: 2025-12-05
    • Language: English
    • Not rated yet
    • Meet Pippin, the sweetest—yet silliest—puppy you’ve ever seen! It’s Christmas Eve, and Pippin wants everything to be perfect. There’s just one tiny problem. He’s a puppy.

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    • A Festive Mystery
    • Written by: Benjamin Stevenson
    • Narrated by: Barton Welch
    • Series: The Ernest Cunningham Mysteries, Book 3
    • Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
    • Release date: 2024-10-22
    • Language: English
    • 19 ratings
    • Benjamin Stevenson returns with a Christmas addition to his bestselling, “deviously good fun” (Nita Prose), Ernest Cunningham mysteries. Unwrap all the Christmas staples: presents, family, an impossible murder or two, and a deadly advent calendar of clues. If Knives Out and The Thursday...

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    • Written by: Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated by: Eoin Colfer, Olivia Forrest
    • Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
    • Release date: 2023-10-31
    • Language: English
    • 1 rating
    • "Forrest enchants as she delivers descriptions of Earth from above, the alluring winter snowscape, and jokes. This delightful listen will likely become a Christmas tradition." —AudioFile This program features a prologue read by the author. From the acclaimed, mega-bestselling Eoin Colfer comes...

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    • Confessions of an (un)professional rugby player
    • Written by: Joe Marler
    • Narrated by: Joe Marler
    • Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
    • Release date: 2020-10-01
    • Language: English
    • 12 ratings
    • Brought to you by Penguin. The unfiltered truth about being a rugby player - from the horsey's mouth. This book is not just about how I got back on my horse and went clippity-clop all the way to the World Cup final in Japan. It's the story of how a fat kid who had to live up to the nickname...

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    • A Novel
    • Written by: James Patterson, Tad Safran
    • Narrated by: Chinua Hawk
    • Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
    • Release date: 2022-10-03
    • Language: English
    • 2 ratings
    • Move over, Dickens—America’s favorite storyteller has written a gift, “a delightful Christmas story to be shared by the whole family” (Kirkus), destined to become as treasured as A Christmas Carol. At Christmastime, a family of three are missing someone dear to them. Until unexpected...

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    • A feel-good, funny and delightfully delicious Christmas romance from the author of ONE WEEK IN PARADISE
    • Written by: Anise Starre
    • Narrated by: Dédé Davi, Thomas Delacourt
    • Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
    • Release date: 2025-10-23
    • Language: English
    • Not rated yet
    • SHORTLISTED FOR THE ROMANTIC NOVEL OF THE YEAR AWARDS 2026 ‘Fun, fresh and always sexy – Anise Starre knows romance’ HANNAH GRACE ‘This flirty, slow burn romance is filled with fabulous banter and holiday charm’ FARRAH ROCHON ‘I burned through these pages for the hot kitchen scenes...

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    • A Meg Langslow Mystery
    • Written by: Donna Andrews
    • Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
    • Series: Meg Langslow, Book 30
    • Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
    • Release date: 2021-10-19
    • Language: English
    • 8 ratings
    • The cast of Donna Andrews’ New York Times bestselling Meg Langslow mystery series is back for an unforgettable holiday story in The Twelve Jays of Christmas. Meg and Michael’s annual holiday celebration is well underway, with a throng of out-of-town relatives staying at their house. Hosting...

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    • Written by: Jo Middleton
    • Narrated by: Olivia Mace
    • Series: Christmas Murder Mysteries, Book 1
    • Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
    • Release date: 2024-10-24
    • Language: English
    • 2 ratings
    • Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…) ––––––––––––––––––––– Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List: 1. Wrap the kids' presents​ 2. Peel the potatoes ​ 3. Get rid of the...

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    • An Irish Country Novella
    • Written by: Patrick Taylor
    • Narrated by: John Keating
    • Series: Irish Country, Book 16
    • Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
    • Release date: 2021-10-12
    • Language: English
    • 13 ratings
    • "An entertaining plot, fascinating characters, lots of humour and warmth make Patrick Taylor’s 'Irish Country' books enjoyable reads - or listens. This audio book, like the others, is expertly read by John Keating." - Toronto.com A charming Christmas entry in Patrick Taylor's beloved...

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    • A Novel
    • Written by: Tim O'Brien
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
    • Release date: 2023-10-24
    • Language: English
    • 1 rating
    • “O’Brien’s first novel in two decades was well worth the wait. . . . In the age of ‘mythomania,’ O’Brien takes aim at the lies that power this country, and how and why they sustain us. America Fantastica peers straight into the dark heart of the American psyche, and it's unafraid of...

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    • The hilarious, bestselling book from comedian Joe Lycett, perfect for Christmas gifting
    • Written by: Joe Lycett
    • Narrated by: Joe Lycett
    • Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
    • Release date: 2016-10-20
    • Language: English
    • 22 ratings
    • Dear Listener, Using letters, emails, tweets and telegrams I will show you how the things in your life that make you sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish. In short, I will butter your parsnips. Life is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook...

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    • Written by: Lewis Black
    • Narrated by: Lewis Black
    • Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
    • Release date: 2010-11-02
    • Language: English
    • 3 ratings
    • From Lewis Black, the uproarious and perpetually apoplectic New York Times-bestselling author and Daily Show regular, comes a ferociously funny book about his least favorite holiday, Christmas. Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace on earth and goodwill toward all. But not for Lewis Black...

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    • Written by: Jo Middleton
    • Narrated by: Olivia Mace
    • Series: Christmas Murder Mysteries, Book 2
    • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
    • Release date: 2025-10-23
    • Language: English
    • 1 rating
    • ‘Smart and wickedly funny, it had me cackling into my eggnog!’ IAN MOORE ‘My favourite Christmas book of the year!’ GILL SIMS 🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪🎄🔪 Anna’s taking the family away for a quiet Christmas in this hilarious, standalone murder...

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    • Written by: David Walliams
    • Narrated by: Peter Serafinowicz, Morwenna Banks, Nitin Ganatra, Ellen Thomas
    • Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
    • Release date: 2016-11-15
    • Language: English
    • Not rated yet
    • The Midnight Gang, from Children's author David Walliams. When Tom gets hit on the head by a cricket ball, he finds himself at Lord Funt Hospital, and is greeted by a terrifying-looking porter. Things go from bad to worse when he meets the wicked matron in charge of the children’s ward… But...

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    • Written by: Red Green
    • Narrated by: David T. Smith
    • Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
    • Release date: 2017-10-18
    • Language: English
    • 13 ratings
    • One of Canada's greatest inventors appraises his peers, with mixed results. The author of How to Do Everything and Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women has never been afraid to take on jobs doomed to failure. This latest project is perhaps the nearest he has come to a triumph. In The Woulda...

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    • Written by: David Walliams
    • Narrated by: Peter Serafinowicz, Nitin Ganatra, Sarah Alexander, Jocelyn Jee Esien
    • Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
    • Release date: 2017-11-02
    • Language: English
    • 37 ratings
    • Bad Dad, from Children's author David Walliams. Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are fat ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones. There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones. There are silly ones and serious ones, loud ones and quiet ones. Of course...

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    • Daily Affirmations By Stuart Smalley
    • Written by: Al Franken
    • Narrated by: Al Franken
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Release date: 2000-07-14
    • Language: English
    • 2 ratings
    • The ultimate meditation book, not to be grandiose... Take a hilarious, healing journey with Stuart Smalley as he careens down the road to Recovery. For one entire year Stuart recorded an affirmation a day...except when he had taken to his bed (but that's Okay)...and the result is the most...

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    • Don't miss the fabulously funny new crime novel sensation for spring 2026, perfect for fans of Bad Sisters
    • Written by: Elly Vine
    • Narrated by: Virginia Grainger
    • Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
    • Release date: 2026-03-26
    • Language: English
    • Not rated yet
    • 'An absolute hoot' MILLY JOHNSON 'Riotously funny, gripping and twisty' CRESSIDA MCLAUGHLIN 'Fun, fabulous and a force to be reckoned with' LUCY DIAMOND 'If you binged Bad Sisters, you'll adore this' KATE RIORDAN Meet The Lottery Winner Widows Club - a fabulous, filthy-rich sisterhood whose...

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