• Breaking Bad Bottlenecks: AWS Cooks Up Faster Container Pulls
• The Bucket List: Finding Your Lost Storage Dollars
• State of Denial: Terraform Finally Stops Saving Your Passwords
• Three Stages of Azure Grief: Development, Preview, and Launch
• Ground Control to Major Cloud: Microsoft Launches Planetary Computer Pro
• Veo Vidi Vici: Google Conquers Video Editing
• Red Alert: AWS Makes Production Accounts Actually Look Dangerous
• Amazon EKS Discovers the F5 Key
• Chaos Theory Meets ChatGPT: When Your Reliability Data Gets an AI Therapist
• Breaking Bad (Services): How AI Helps You Find What’s Already Broken
• Breaking Up is Hard to Cloud: Gemini Moves Back In
• Intel Inside Your Secrets: TDX Takes Over Google Cloud
• Lord of the Regions: The Return of the Kiwi
• All Blacks and All Stacks: AWS Goes Full Kiwi
• Azure Forecast: 100% Chance of Budget Alert Storms
• Google Keeps Its Cloud Together: A $2.5T Near Miss
• Shell We Dance? AWS Makes CLI Scripting Less Painful
• AWS Finally Admits Nobody Remembers All Those CLI Commands
• Cache Me If You Claude
• Your AWS Console gets its Colors, just don’t choose red shirts
• Amazon Q walks into a bar, Tells MCP to order it a beer.. The Bartender sighs and mutters “at least chatgpt just hallucinates its beer”
• Ryan’s shitty scripts now as a AWS CLI Library

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00:57 Google Dodges A 2.5t Breakup

• We have breaking news – and it’s good news for Google.
• Google successfully avoided a potential $2.5 trillion breakup following antitrust proceedings, maintaining its current corporate structure despite regulatory pressure.
• The decision represents a significant outcome for Big Tech antitrust cases, potentially setting a precedent for how regulators approach market dominance issues in the cloud and technology sectors.
• Cloud customers and partners can expect business continuity with Google Cloud Platform services, avoiding potential disruptions that could have resulted from a corporate restructuring.
• The ruling may influence how other major cloud providers structure their businesses and approach regulatory compliance, particularly around bundling services and market competition.
• Enterprise customers relying on Google’s integrated ecosystem of cloud, advertising, and productivity tools can continue their current architectures without concerns about service separation.
• You just KNOW Microsoft is super mad about this.

02:16 Introducing GPT-Realtime

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