This week we deep dive into how a newly founded America's insecurity about their status in the world led to their obsession with front lawns (and 9/11?) and the story of Portland's most polite train robber, Bill Miner. A listener email explains how Max Headroom briefly took over the Chicago airwaves in 1987.

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Episode Tabs:

The American Obsession with Lawns

https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/anthropology-in-practice/the-american-obsession-with-lawns/

Outlaw Bill Miner’s First Train Robbery was a Fiasco

https://offbeatoregon.com/1311b-bill-miner-train-robber-in-oregon.html

Listener Tabs:

30 Years Later, Notorious ‘Max Headroom Incident’ Remains a Mystery

https://news.wttw.com/2017/11/21/30-years-later-notorious-max-headroom-incident-remains-mystery

Simo Häyhä

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä

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