What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• The most unhinged soft launches we’ve ever done (tattoos, plates, mystery shadows 👀)

• Getting soft launched without consent…🤣 and what we actually did about it

• The eternal debate: is it worse to stay hidden or get launched too early? 🙈

• When posting your relationship becomes PR: and how to tell the difference

• Celebrity soft launches we love, hate, and can’t stop screenshotting 🤥

• The fine line between being “private” and just straight-up secretive

•Game of the Week: Soft or Sus? 😇

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever hard-launched the wrong man, or kept a situationship SO secret you almost forgot you were in it 😚

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Some opinions are best kept private… but obviously those rules don't apply to us! This week we’re exposing unhinged takes, conspiracy theories, and irrational hate that would 100% get us canceled if they left our Notes app. From petty trends we think are dumb to secret confessions that are horrible but kind of iconic, this one’s pure cancel worthy, unfiltered chaos.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• The hot takes that would have Twitter in flames 🔥

• “Irrational” celebrity hate & pop culture gossip we can’t defend 👀

• Petty trends we think are dumb but no one admits it 🤡

• Controversial stories and opinions that toe the line 🚩

• Secret confessions we’ve never told anyone (and maybe shouldn’t) 🙈

• Best friend banter + storytime podcast energy

This one’s for you if you’ve ever had an opinion you’d only say in the group chat 💬

New episodes every week! Follow for more unfiltered chaos, cancel-bait confessions, and wild conspiracy theories explained 🤪

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Timestamps:

0:34 – Opinion that would piss people off 😈

5:04 – Most unhinged take you’d only say here 🤪

9:05 – Hill you’ll die on no matter what 🪦

10:02 – Things women need to stop pretending to like 🙄

12:38 – Horrible but kinda iconic confession 👀

15:06 – Celeb/influencer you irrationally hate 🤡

19:29 – Dumb trend no one admits is dumb 🥴

21:51 - GAME: Cancel Roulette 🎰

Some call it toxic, we call it comedy. This week we’re diving into the messy side of dating stories, petty revenge, and those bad decisions you swore you’d never admit out loud. From playing dumb on purpose, to lies that accidentally became canon, we’re unpacking the entertaining chaos that makes toxic relationships, cheating stories, and messy situationships worth retelling.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• Petty confessions that were wrong but objectively hilarious 🤣

• Playing dumb in situationships (and actually getting away with it)

• Red flags in dating that friends now enable because they’re entertaining 🚩

• Hoe phase logic vs. relationship advice that would never make it to a therapy session 🗒️

• Villain Era moments: when you were dead wrong, but also kind of a visionary 👀

• Best friend banter + storytime podcast energy (aka your weekly reminder that closure in relationships is optional)

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever justified your hoe phase with “but it was funny though.”

New episodes every week! Follow for more petty confessions, hoe phase logic, and best friend banter ✨

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Timestamps:

01:13 — What’s something you did that you knew was wrong but was objectively hilarious?

04:21 — When have you played dumb on purpose and it actually worked? 🤪

06:09 — What’s something you got away with that you’d 1000% do again?

08:05 — What’s a toxic trait you have that your friends now enable because it’s entertaining? ☕️

10:17 — What lie did you tell that became canon because you refused to correct it?

14:34 — GAME: Villain or Visionary? 😈