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You could call me comp’s mentis, if you’re aware of me telling jokes. I’ll honestly be insulted if you don’t get them. Especially if you expect I don’t get them. Like I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I’M DOING?!?!?! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!??!??? -oh. What? …No…? Forget all the harsh words then, Friends.

Write if you struggle, Dremlins.

Nahhh, have a good fucken day cunt (as they say in AUS)

Just so everybody know as well, as there has been a LARGE DISPARITY AND DISPUTE ABOUT EXACTLY SOME THINGS ALONG THESE LINES IN THE NEWS, LATELY. But, my recording is 1 second shy of the genuine recording length. Thought that was a good joke. True a bit. Nobody murder-suicided, THIS, Guy. So, be assured I’m nowhere near crazy, LIKE THAT GROSS OLD-MONIED VEIN. Bye!

[not all jokes are perhaps in italics. Use your noggin if you’re hoggin]

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Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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So

sooooooooo meeeeeeee

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I’m gonna start just uploading snippets because iff’in y’all all PIGGING KNOW, I’m no fucking good at editing.

Thanks, ‘yeah’. Just joking, cheers. (Or fu king not haha.)

/‘Olly Woods is a Joke’

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Not bad. PREEEEEEEEEETTYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Hey there everybody. I love you all like a Father loves his Raymond.

Not like Chris isn’t welcome and all.

Same as ever. Just like Nigel Farage…

is a Liar.

Byesiiiiiies! Fucking losers. Don’t have a car for you to get in. WHY NOT SCOWL OUT MY MATES WINDOW?!?! GOT NO MATES.

Anyway hHahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah 🥲🙂

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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bIT OF A boners eppes like MIKE bint

Just joking like, but it's a weird awful recording.... get ready C

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Hello.

JUST FUCKING JOKING!!

Don't pay too much attention to italics.

Engoy, ye joyful little fuckwits - and, hey- Why's nobody listening, you-ask?

I've literally no idea.

(!)

This one is ‘X’L’, and that stands literally for: Extra Long

Enjoy it loike ye fehckin eidjit

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Not as good as the other one (#3), but... Still fun.

I've been making some brilliant jokes as of late, due to long-term and on-going Mental Illness. GP says I have Low-mood disorder. Which means: "Yes, it's free, but, I'm not getting sued over a misdiagnosis, so... that's that.".

Fair play.

Áfach! Here we go again for a lovely insight into some things I say out of pure chaotic and genuine hardship... But, let's not compare pain; let's pretend we're good enough to be a Compère!!

Ah. Autistics, eh? They've a crazy imagination, and say the wildest things. Darn them. Darn them all to an isolated cushiony hellscape of nobody but me, 'getting it', or, 'laughing', that mental-case-cackle that WE IRISHES do.

Anyway, fuck this for a box of good auld Bri'rish Frogs. Bye.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I really need to learn how to bank. AH MEAN GOODY-GUMDROPS, A'VE WOTCHED ENERFF WEAKEST LINK BY NOW.

Still. I imagine it's going to take a while before any of this snowball affects anybody except mine and my neighbours' mental health.

Could you please, start telling other people about it...? Most people are sure not going to listen, but... Get them to try it under the guise of something else, so that they think, "oo, I'd love Take a Break podcast!(!)(as part of that enthusiasm MUST BE a joke)", and then direct them to this, so that they've got the wrong end of the stick, and are dumbfondled by unwelcome toxic behaviour THAT IS A JOKE, IN ALL FAIRNESS. You might like it... I know I do.

Thanks for the support, especially if you have nobody else to tell about it. And if you tell someone... It does mean the world to me to do this for SOMEBODY'S ENJOYMENT OTHER THAN MINE. Thankyou. 'Hoever you are.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}