Come and see Burnt Toast live in Oxford on Thursday 14th March at the Old Fire Station with Six Figure Success: the 26th Douché essential oils world distributor convention!

Book tickets to the live, interactive comedy show now at https://oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/six-figure-success/

In hell no one can hear you file a complaint. 

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To: {INSERT NEW EMPLOYEE NAME HERE}

The queen wishes me to write and welcome you to {INSERT LOCATION HERE}.

Her majesty was also touched to know {FIELD#33NAMEADDRESS} was present to {#} this special occasion.

I am to send her majesty’s {BEST WISHES/DEEP REGRET} to you.

Lady Helen Bonbon

Lady-in-waiting

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Flat 12, Bloomsbury House, EC14 4JJ

Ma,

Here’s a copy of the tape I done. Jez says the manager at Woolworths is going to show it to the girls in the shop. Is it ok if I keep a few hundred boxes of eau de toilette in the spare room? It’s Barrymore’s new one so I reckon I can shift it all down the women's clinic at the weekend. Make sure you keep it away from the electric fire. And the dog.

Gary

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Emily Wilden

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16 April 1972

Sirs,

It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands.  To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.

Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.

Dictated and signed in absence.

Regards,

Baron Von Beirgmenst III

Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes

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Gabby said we’ve all got to watch this thing I.T sent over before New Year’s Eve. Just make Terry watch it and he can update us on Monday morning. Also… tell me you saw Jane’s dress this morning? Did her meth addled mom knit it for her? Gross. She looked like she was wearing the blanket I buried my cat in.

Kat

Head of Human Resources

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-FAX-

To All the staffs

From Hans Eierkuchen

Pages 1

Hi all,

Let’s celebrate the new aircraft with this wonderful CD_ROMULUS that Heidi and chums has put together in the training form. Learning what we should all aspire to be, fully erect or not.

I suggest you all digest this before embarking within her metal bowel and taking to the skies. It will serve you well to understand the different nooks and fannies with her long body.

Clap together your hands for Heidi and very emotional performance, I expect she’ll be a star soon and off to the Hollywood for a role on the big television or perhaps pumping milk into a dog's mouth if they know her right.

Warmest Darlings,

Hans Eierkuchen

AloisJet - Team Training Lead

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