Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week on the show: fan-favorite guest David Delcourt returns to help unpack host Lodro Rinzler’s X-Men Horoscope—which, let’s be honest, might be the most hopeless one yet.

It’s Brood madness once again, featuring:

• Angel is a hot bird... again

• What X-comics Dave’s kid should read

• Lodro is a queer adjacent bimbo with a flat ass and no sense of direction

• That time Dave made Justin Timberlake cry

• Wolverine gets all the best lines (as usual)

• Who the f- is Corsair?

• Should Dave launch an OF that's just him making hot sauce?

PLUS: our first-ever X-Men Tarot Reading! Illyana. Nightcrawler. Iceman. The cards have spoken.

As Chief of Flavor of Seed Ranch Flavor and GrownAs*Foods, David Delcourt is dedicated to creating the most grin-inspiring vegan food for customers to enjoy and buyers to love. David is an entrepreneur, father, and annoying vegan who insists on telling bartenders how to make his favorite cocktail The Greenpoint. He always asks if it’s Cash Cab when he gets in a taxi.

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