EPISODE 1: The Mirror Hour, Vol. 1

Dear Internet, I’m Terrified

Reflections lie.

And sometimes… they watch.

In the very first transmission of Dear Internet, I’m Terrified, Luna Blackwood tunes into tales of distorted reflections, haunted antiques, mirrored timelines, and the dark-eyed figures waiting on the other side of the glass.

Some stories were whispered.

Some were discovered deep in old forums.

And one? Happened to her.

💻 Have a story of your own? Submit it at DearInternetImTerrified.com

📡 Subscribe, share, and whatever you do… don’t look at the clock at midnight.

🎧 New transmissions arrive regularly. Keep your signal strong—and your mirrors covered.

Vintage Ad Breaks:

🧴 StaticTone Tonic – “A tablespoon a day keeps the glitch at bay.”

🪞 Re-Veil – The only mirror covering approved by paranormal investigators, exorcists, and 7 out of 10 haunted Victorian estates.

Sources & Inspiration:

“Objects May Appear Twice”: Based on a real video from TikTok creator @nonatamara73 and shared with permission.

“Bela’s Mirror”: Inspired by the unsolved 1982 murder of screenwriter Frank Saletri and firsthand accounts from former mirror owner Cindy Lee. Additional research from The Ghost in My Machine and archived paranormal folklore sources.

“No Matter What, Don’t Look at the Clock at Midnight”: Adapted from a 2014 forum post by user EchoGlass77; edited for clarity and narrative cohesion.

“Not Me” & “Objects in Mirror May Be Waiting”: Based on classic mirror mimic folklore, 12:00 AM superstitions, and an anonymous listener memory—adapted by Luna Blackwood.

Additional inspiration drawn from glitch horror, internet urban legends, and real-life listener encounters.

Credits:

🎙 Written, narrated, and edited by Luna Blackwood

🎛 Produced by Velvet Static Media

🔊 Music & SFX from:

• Epidemic Sound
• Incompetech by Kevin MacLeod (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)
• ZapSplat (Free + Gold licenses)

🎭 Vintage ad segments (StaticTone Tonic & Re-Veil) written and produced by Velvet Static Media. Performed by Mr. Echo and Alton Veil.

Dear Internet, I’m Terrified is a creepy, curious, and darkly fun podcast where Luna Blackwood reads the weirdest, glitchiest, and most unsettling stories found in the strange corners of the internet.

Some are real.

Some are fiction.

You won’t know which is which.

And honestly? That’s kind of the point.

Each transmission is a blend of eerie storytelling, vintage radio aesthetics, haunted technology, and the lingering feeling that your inbox might be cursed. Tune in weekly for ghostly glitches, cursed mirrors, silent voicemails, haunted inboxes—and transmissions from the void.